“Max” “Urai”
wezelvis.bsky.social
“Max” “Urai”
@wezelvis.bsky.social
Hippity Hoppity
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read
November 14, 2025 at 9:27 PM
"So, picture this for my eulogy:"
He goes wasssssup and then the Linkin Park hits
November 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
Sorry sorry trying to delete
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
Like, if you're a traditionalist monk wanting to wear a cilice, you have to go to a bondage daddy with a background in medieval metal-working. We're all part of a rich tapestry.
October 18, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
October 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
It’s like doing drugs at work or sleeping with your coworkers: if you can’t do it without getting caught you’re too irresponsible to do it
October 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
"From hell's heart I stab at thee!"
🎵 here in
🎵 Duck Berg
July 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Fallout 2 ass character
Name: Terrible Rat Man
Age: 37
Height: Rat Height
Sex: Male
Turn Ons: Hot babes, sexy women, voluptuous honeys, good lookin chicks
Turn Offs: Personal Hygiene, equality
September 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
Irish writer Sally Rooney said she was advised not to enter the U.K. to receive a literary prize this week, for fear of arrest over her support for Palestine Action, which was banned under British terrorism laws.
Sally Rooney skips literary award ceremony out of fear of U.K. arrest
The Irish author said she had been advised not to enter Britain over concerns she could be arrested over support for pro-Palestinian group Palestine Action.
www.washingtonpost.com
September 20, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
I'll straight up shop at a convention center and convene at a shopping center. I really don't give a shit anymore.
August 31, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
not an exaggeration to say I am WEEPING with laughter at this reply from someone who hadn't seen that Robert Redford died today
September 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
TOKUGAWA SHOGUNATE ERA RODNEY DANGERFIELD: i tell you i get no respect. the daimyo says i have to commit seppuku to restore my house’s honor. okay. i write my death poem, no problem. i ask my wife if she’ll be my second and she says she wants to be my FIRST!
May 22, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
Guess nobody reads Vonnegut’s “Mother Night” anymore
September 12, 2025 at 4:19 AM
On Magneto and Xavier
everyone would want to be friends with the guy who can halve the cost of constructing a nuclear reactor, in a way that looks amazing visually. that guy is friends with generals and politicians. they don't even want to be in the room with guy whose party trick is knowing the last time you masturbated
September 9, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
this has been lodged in my head for the past 24 hours. I blame @patrickwyman.bsky.social
August 10, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Edgar Allen Poe's first draft of The Pit and the Pendulum:
Watching The Pitt there is so much blood
August 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This is like that John Mulaney bit about playing What's New Pussycat nine times in a row on a jukebox
was moved to recreate this absolutely unhinged cd I burned in 8th grade
August 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Is that a normal kind of concern
August 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
the guy who invented the merry-go-round and the guy who invented the ferris wheel never actually met, because they travelled in different circles
August 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And not even in a hot way!
this is absolutely true. these freaks see all other men as moronic paypigs, start to finish
There is no woman alive who holds men as a gender in as much contempt as your average manosphere grifter
August 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
As a Dutch person: yes. It makes everyone cruel. But since you're on a bike, the only outlet is cursing
does the bicycle make women cruel
August 2, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
the whole need walkable cities thing is so overdone. All cities are walkable if you know how to defeat a car in combat
July 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
Bill and Ted’s Ontological Adventure
July 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
these people are such tremendous crybaby losers. i'd feel sorry for their obvious childhood trauma if they weren't making it all the rest of our problem.
July 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Reposted by “Max” “Urai”
I’ve never had someone in real life tell me how amazing ChatGPT has been for them with a concrete example but I’m hearing more and more stories of people’s lives being significantly disrupted by it in a bad way (ex from this morning: a friend of a friend’s dad is “dating” ChatGPT)
July 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM