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ᏣᎳᎽ (Cherokee) • writer • Okie cultural ambassador • putting the funk in executive dysfunction • you should read my blog
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Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
January 21, 2026 at 9:01 PM
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"we don't want people thinking Democrats are for open borders" I am! who gives a shit!!! my life has been immeasurably improved by the presence of immigrants in my community, regardless of their status, there is literally no downside there! why would I give a shit!!!!
January 17, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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They're calling the low urinal "The Bovino" now
January 11, 2026 at 11:35 PM
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wow really helpful, thank you new york times
October 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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I know this is corny to say but this is the real America, man. This is what it’s all about. This is what those freaks are trying to destroy & we won’t let them
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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So, it's been a while but I'm pretty sure of this, Goebbels remarked in his diary that their regime didn't need to go out of their way to manipulate the press. They'd show up to the briefings and dutifully repeat whatever they said. Anyway.
January 8, 2026 at 5:54 AM
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ICE agents are committing some of the most chilling and grotesque crimes in American history and the name of this murderer should be as enduringly reviled as those of serial killers.
January 7, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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me every single day
January 3, 2026 at 5:29 PM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Maria Corina Machado in November at the American World Business Forum in Miami promising a “massive privatization program” in Venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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"Maduro is a brutal authoritarian dictator," I wisely intone, as the corrupt demented paedophile US President violating Constitutional Law while operating a gestapo and concentration camps illegally arrests a foreign leader on charges which read like they were written on a paper placemat in crayon.
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 PM
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December 27, 2025 at 11:19 PM
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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gotta put in a full day of work the day before christmas eve. you know everyone's working hard this week trying to grind away. the president rapes kids btw and we have mountains of proof. get back to work though ok! you could get fired.
December 23, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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we gonna do something about this then or what
DOJ briefly uploaded this letter from Jeff Epstein to serial child molester Larry Nassar:

"Our president shares our love of young, nubile girls. When a young beauty walked by he loved to 'grab snatch,' whereas we ended up snatching grub in the mess halls of the system."
December 23, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:19 PM
De-grinched with my wife and baby tonight. Good stuff.
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Could have sworn I’d kicked off a new Thinking About George Michael thread over here but maybe I didn’t. Anyway. I am thinking about George Michael.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!
December 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I am being gangstalked by the LiMu Emu
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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INSANE LIFE CHEATCODE: choose to be miserable and then play the victim about it
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It is now officially October 31st and that means it is finally time to watch King of the Hill season 2 episode 4, hello
October 31, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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I love seeing a movie in a good theater but it’s equally important to regularly visit a ratty theater that nobody respects, it grounds you spiritually
October 28, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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This is the very first appearance of Dr. Teeth, on March 18, 1975, promoting the upcoming MUPPET SHOW: SEX & VIOLENCE special. It’s remarkable to see how comfortable Jim Henson was both performing & improvising this brand new character, & just how fully-formed he already was...
October 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM