Udont Sei
@udontsei.bsky.social
walking down the sunny side of the street
Pinned
hey girl, are you the swamp of sadness? (cause you ate my fucking horse again)
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But, like, nothing really matters, your honour
January 22, 2026 at 6:09 AM
But, like, nothing really matters, your honour
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every day I'm bumbling
every day I’m crumbling
every day I’m mumbling
January 22, 2026 at 6:19 AM
every day I'm bumbling
i’m sorry for what i said when my socks were bunching weird in my boots (i didn’t mean it) 🥺
January 22, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i’m sorry for what i said when my socks were bunching weird in my boots (i didn’t mean it) 🥺
I Care A Lot (and your misery is my company)
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
I Care A Lot (and your misery is my company)
without going into detail—
January 22, 2026 at 6:32 AM
without going into detail—
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it's discrimination when i get laughed at on here for my dogshit takes actually
January 21, 2026 at 7:54 PM
it's discrimination when i get laughed at on here for my dogshit takes actually
i was always told
anger is best served
small
& cold
(but i’m starting to think you were just afraid of me)
anger is best served
small
& cold
(but i’m starting to think you were just afraid of me)
January 22, 2026 at 6:28 AM
i was always told
anger is best served
small
& cold
(but i’m starting to think you were just afraid of me)
anger is best served
small
& cold
(but i’m starting to think you were just afraid of me)
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Heated Rivalry but it’s Jurassic Park
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Heated Rivalry but it’s Jurassic Park
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I don’t have the energy to be self conscious the skeets are all oozing out like an egg that was thrown at a wall
January 22, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I don’t have the energy to be self conscious the skeets are all oozing out like an egg that was thrown at a wall
it’s full send hour (the hour i dick around on the internet waiting to take before bed painkillers)
January 22, 2026 at 5:46 AM
it’s full send hour (the hour i dick around on the internet waiting to take before bed painkillers)
fuck nudes, show me your saves
January 22, 2026 at 5:39 AM
fuck nudes, show me your saves
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I’m not mad I’m just angry
January 22, 2026 at 5:18 AM
I’m not mad I’m just angry
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He’s got on his crazy eyes. 🤪
Happy Hump Day from me and the pup!
Happy Hump Day from me and the pup!
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
He’s got on his crazy eyes. 🤪
Happy Hump Day from me and the pup!
Happy Hump Day from me and the pup!
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It's actually illegal to move a cat
January 22, 2026 at 5:33 AM
It's actually illegal to move a cat
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Panic! At The Everywhere
January 20, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Panic! At The Everywhere
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i stg i'm at the point with tech now where if my printer wakes up again without my having sent a print job i will put a bullet in my brother
January 22, 2026 at 12:25 AM
i stg i'm at the point with tech now where if my printer wakes up again without my having sent a print job i will put a bullet in my brother
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Would I personally fuck Phil Collins? I would. Has no bearing on my character whatsoever. Just is what it is. Would fuck on Phil Collins until you could smell it in the air of the night. Now what?
January 22, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Would I personally fuck Phil Collins? I would. Has no bearing on my character whatsoever. Just is what it is. Would fuck on Phil Collins until you could smell it in the air of the night. Now what?
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Stop calling it trolling, you're just an asshole
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Stop calling it trolling, you're just an asshole
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The Mutant Turtles aren't teenagers any more. Leonardo has sciatica and Rafael is on statins.
January 22, 2026 at 4:29 AM
The Mutant Turtles aren't teenagers any more. Leonardo has sciatica and Rafael is on statins.
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every day I’m crumbling
every day I’m mumbling
Every day I’m murmuring
January 22, 2026 at 4:41 AM
every day I’m crumbling
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Why don't we all live in little bouncy castles?
January 21, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Why don't we all live in little bouncy castles?
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I just saw a guy put the two frosted sides of his heated pop-tarts together and then he ate it like a sandwich. I think he said he was from the future.
January 22, 2026 at 2:29 AM
I just saw a guy put the two frosted sides of his heated pop-tarts together and then he ate it like a sandwich. I think he said he was from the future.
finally receiving adequate health care (after literal years of trying) shouldn’t feel like winning the lottery, but i’m not one to look free money in the mouth (or however that goes)
January 22, 2026 at 2:36 AM
finally receiving adequate health care (after literal years of trying) shouldn’t feel like winning the lottery, but i’m not one to look free money in the mouth (or however that goes)
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The Algorithm: Oh, I see you purchased a computer mouse, here are 400 ads for computer mice in case you need more
January 21, 2026 at 11:50 PM
The Algorithm: Oh, I see you purchased a computer mouse, here are 400 ads for computer mice in case you need more
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I’m just a little raw nerve in this world
January 21, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I’m just a little raw nerve in this world