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Jimmy Two Heads 👻🎃💀 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 5h

This is me getting my delivery order while trying to keep the cat from running out the door

The hero overpowering a lion statue from the throne room of Sargon II of the neo-Assyrian Empire, now in the louvre which showed up in my facebutt memories from 9 years ago

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

oh god, the commute! love losing an extra hour of my day walking to and from the terrible vibes factory

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

hahaha this is going to be so me, just sitting in the back, earphones in, hood up and frowning

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

didn't make it past the opening 5 seconds of music sorry

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

the stupid thing is they sold most of our offices so there's no space. first draft of this plan has 99 of us coming in with just ~30 desks assigned to us

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

gonna poll this again in 4 tuesdays time

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

wow alex. wow

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

designating you as my emotional support mutual btw

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

expect a huge uptick in my posting on tuesdays

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

you got it!

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

you know what makes this 1000% worse? the office day is specifically for "building stronger team cohesion, collaboration and learning from each other through informal learning, mentoring and knowledge shearing"

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

i mean i won't be wearing a tie unless it's to hang myself after hearing the 20th fucking cunt moan about someone using their milk

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

gonna do an entire day of just asking people what this fucking tie business is until i get sent home i think

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 5h

gotta go back into the office one day a week next week after like 6 years and IT FUCKING SUCKS

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 2d

sumo's cancelled lads

sumosoul.bsky.social @sumosoul.bsky.social · 2d

Harry Potter lore knows no boundaries. #londonsumo

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 2d

the events of red alert would be a small price to pay if it meant maccabi tel aviv didn't exist and i didn't have to read all this fucking shit from these cunts

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 3d

it's all intensely unfunny shit tho so prob for the best

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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.com · 3d

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Coal haver @theknuttel.bsky.social · 3d

put some soup in a camelbak for on the go nourishment

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 3d

i think the thing i hate most about twitch is every stream's chat is just a room full of reply guys trying to one up each other

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 3d

'caveat' is a bitching scary flick for those looking for something different this october

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 3d

give a man a dick and he'll suck it for a day but teach a man to get dick...

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Jack @jackinpogform.bsky.social · 4d

I've said it so many times. But the gap between the way the press depict a country who 'just looking for peace' versus said country regularly saying and doing the most inhumane, callous and disgusting shit you will ever witness.

Farhad ☮️🆓🇵🇸 @faab64.bsky.social · 5d

Israeli TikToker and fitness trainer Hen Ben Moha, who has over 189k followers, posted a video showing her trainees exercising to the song “May Their Village Burn,” a track referring to Palestinian villages and glorifying their destruction.

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 4d

think i might change shit watch friday to amazing watch friday with a field in england

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stinky little imp @drdickhooverjr.bsky.social · 6d

LOL

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6d

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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