@tycho566.bsky.social
Following artists and funny people. I should post more.
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Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
February 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Is it just me or does everyone get nervous when they're stealing a car
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February 11, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
August 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Me: Invest all my savings in cryptocurrency
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
Financial Advisor: Do you understand cryptocurrency?
Me (picturing the cryptkeeper's face on all currency): 100%
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This is fun. You should go draw horsies instead of whatever it is you're meant to be getting on with*.
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*That's a lie. If you have important things to do don't listen to me. But this is cute.
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*That's a lie. If you have important things to do don't listen to me. But this is cute.
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Draw a horse, watch it run!
gradient.horse
February 10, 2026 at 10:49 AM
This is fun. You should go draw horsies instead of whatever it is you're meant to be getting on with*.
gradient.horse
*That's a lie. If you have important things to do don't listen to me. But this is cute.
gradient.horse
*That's a lie. If you have important things to do don't listen to me. But this is cute.
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I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I explained gay in like two seconds, that was easy, and then she asked me to explain electricity
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mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
February 10, 2026 at 3:51 AM
mr beast would secretly smuggle a xenomorph to earth
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oh you like Buckethead? name two hundred of his albums
October 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
oh you like Buckethead? name two hundred of his albums
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In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...
thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...
In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
It’s a sad state of affairs that we’ve all just gotten used to childish, wildly inappropriate behavior from our own president. He shares AI slop, calls reporters pigs, says a million things a day…
thehardtimes.net
February 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
In Response to Trump’s Tasteless Meme, We Put His Face on the Body of a Known Rapist and Pedophile
thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...
thehardtimes.net/blog/in-resp...
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
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The whole "democratization of the arts" is such a ridiculous idea. Even a child can do art. Art is the most accessible form of expression and knows no boundaries. There's no structure to democratize.
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
The whole "democratization of the arts" is such a ridiculous idea. Even a child can do art. Art is the most accessible form of expression and knows no boundaries. There's no structure to democratize.
I'm excited to watch the 2026 Winter Olympics via whatever highlight clips you all think are worth viewing.
February 6, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I'm excited to watch the 2026 Winter Olympics via whatever highlight clips you all think are worth viewing.
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do you think patrick stewart and the guy whose hands were playing the flute in that tng episode ever explored each others bodies
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
do you think patrick stewart and the guy whose hands were playing the flute in that tng episode ever explored each others bodies
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SUPERUNIT: Maximum Implosion brings together the collected collaborative works of ZENI GEVA & STEVE ALBINI (Big Black, Shellac) in one comprehensive package.
Visit
skingraftrecords.com/news_desk.html
& skingraftrecords.bandcamp.com
#RSD2026 @recordstoreday.bsky.social @electricalwsop.bsky.social
Visit
skingraftrecords.com/news_desk.html
& skingraftrecords.bandcamp.com
#RSD2026 @recordstoreday.bsky.social @electricalwsop.bsky.social
February 6, 2026 at 2:26 PM
SUPERUNIT: Maximum Implosion brings together the collected collaborative works of ZENI GEVA & STEVE ALBINI (Big Black, Shellac) in one comprehensive package.
Visit
skingraftrecords.com/news_desk.html
& skingraftrecords.bandcamp.com
#RSD2026 @recordstoreday.bsky.social @electricalwsop.bsky.social
Visit
skingraftrecords.com/news_desk.html
& skingraftrecords.bandcamp.com
#RSD2026 @recordstoreday.bsky.social @electricalwsop.bsky.social
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Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL last week. It's a debilitating injury that can take anywhere from six to nine months--hold up
February 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Lindsey Vonn tore her ACL last week. It's a debilitating injury that can take anywhere from six to nine months--hold up
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Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Was this very mid-2000s emo person press-ganged into ICE servitude?
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No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Gladys Mae West obituary: mathematician who pioneered GPS technology
She made key contributions to US cold-war science despite facing huge barriers as a Black woman.
www.nature.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition.
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...
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Democrats: when we said ban masks, we mean voluntarily, after meeting three or five requirements on a situational checklist, which is of course optional. We will provide training for all of this unless it’s not funded
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
February 5, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Democrats: when we said ban masks, we mean voluntarily, after meeting three or five requirements on a situational checklist, which is of course optional. We will provide training for all of this unless it’s not funded
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
Republicans: married women can’t vote anymore
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JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
![Peggy Siegal Company: "Hi just liet us know where you like to send the tickets.
Rhys Kimmitt "the tickets are on their way to Peggy's office. Please deal with Lila to arrange pickup"
CC Jeffrey Epstein "Rhys please deal with Jeffrey Epstein's assistant [redacted] She will send a messenger to pick up his two dinner tickets. Thanks so much! xoxo Peggy"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:fv2nxxac24oxk5fqztfazyuc/bafkreibvvykhmreglympq4uaov4u3syunnowmaxran4gkhjrstbg2d6pby@jpeg)
February 3, 2026 at 10:34 PM
JK Rowling has not tweeted since openly denying that her team invited the world's most notorious child rapist to a kid's play despite evidence directly disproving her claims
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the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
February 2, 2026 at 2:29 PM
the villains in neuromancer being a family of gross inbred rich weirdos who want to live forever in space feels a little too on the nose
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Kendrick Lamar keeps getting notoriety & love for outing a pedophile and humiliating him on an international level. It's almost like doing that is a winning recipe for success. It's almost like doing that should be baked into our political platforms because we have a serious pedophile problem.
February 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Kendrick Lamar keeps getting notoriety & love for outing a pedophile and humiliating him on an international level. It's almost like doing that is a winning recipe for success. It's almost like doing that should be baked into our political platforms because we have a serious pedophile problem.
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I’m not going to pretend Frank doesn’t have Problems but it’s extremely funny watching people who don’t get the character complaining about this being “political”
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority
DING DING DING, WE HAVE A WINNER! THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, IT'S FRANK "SO DID THEY" CASTLE, THE PUNISHER!
February 3, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I’m not going to pretend Frank doesn’t have Problems but it’s extremely funny watching people who don’t get the character complaining about this being “political”
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority
Frank has always hated corrupt cops, he’s a bad person who really truly hates when bad people are in positions of authority