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Stephen Miller to Receive $1488 Christmas Bonus
Stephen Miller to Receive $1488 Christmas Bonus
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump announced plans for Stephen Miller to receive a Christmas bonus of $1488, confirmed sources.
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December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Stephen Miller to Receive $1488 Christmas Bonus
C-SPAN Spices Up Coverage With Congressional Kiss Cam
C-SPAN Spices Up Coverage With Congressional Kiss Cam
C-SPAN unveiled an effort to spice up their political coverage today by introducing a kiss cam during live congressional proceedings.
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December 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
C-SPAN Spices Up Coverage With Congressional Kiss Cam
Glitch in the Matrix? I Started Drinking and Now It’s Four Days Later
Glitch in the Matrix? I Started Drinking and Now It’s Four Days Later
Not to startle you, but I’m currently 8 beers deep. Which means if you’re reading this, I may already be in the future. Possibly. I’m not really sure how the glitch works yet. What I do know is that…
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December 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Glitch in the Matrix? I Started Drinking and Now It’s Four Days Later
Trump Renews Allegations of Voter Fraud After Being Denied Thrasher’s “Skater of the Year”
Trump Renews Allegations of Voter Fraud After Being Denied Thrasher's "Skater of the Year"
President Trump is reportedly instructing the Justice Department to look into instances of voter fraud at Thrasher Magazine after they awarded their coveted “Skater of the Year” title to Chris Joslin.
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December 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Trump Renews Allegations of Voter Fraud After Being Denied Thrasher’s “Skater of the Year”
Band Photo Features Shirts of Four Better Bands
Band Photo Features Shirts of Four Better Bands
Up-and-coming hardcore band Loaf High are fending off critics after releasing a new batch of promo pictures that depict them wearing merch from other bands infinitely better than them.
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December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Band Photo Features Shirts of Four Better Bands
Opinion: You Can Be a Progressive and Still Hunt the Homeless for Sport – Guest Column by Gavin Newsom
Opinion: You Can Be a Progressive and Still Hunt the Homeless for Sport - Guest Column by Gavin Newsom
My name is Chief Bob’s Big Boy in Charge of Things — Gavin Newsom. I’m writing this op-ed currently and with great... Get the full story
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December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Opinion: You Can Be a Progressive and Still Hunt the Homeless for Sport – Guest Column by Gavin Newsom
Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - FBI Director Kash Patel has informed reporters of a breakthrough in the manhunt for the Brown University shooter, stating that they will arrest the suspect as soon as the agency's f...
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December 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Kash Patel Vows To Arrest Brown University Shooter as Soon as FBI Finishes Engraving, Planting Shell Casings
We Sat Down With the Ghostwriter of Trump’s Touching Eulogy To Rob Reiner
We Sat Down With the Ghostwriter of Trump’s Touching Eulogy To Rob Reiner
When you enter the world of politics, you are no longer just a person; you’re a brand. Everything you say publicly has to match that brand, that singular energy that defines your public perception. Th...
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December 15, 2025 at 7:15 PM
We Sat Down With the Ghostwriter of Trump’s Touching Eulogy To Rob Reiner
Disappointed Vegas Couple Reluctantly Gets Married by Elvis Costello Impersonator
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Disappointed Vegas Couple Reluctantly Gets Married by Elvis Costello Impersonator
A soon-to-be wed pair of New Jersey tourists were crestfallen to discover the Elvis impersonator officiating their ceremony was actually one for Elvis Costello.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Disappointed Vegas Couple Reluctantly Gets Married by Elvis Costello Impersonator
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that he could tell a child is unhealthy just by licking them.
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September 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
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Burnt Out Teacher Way More Excited for Career Day Presentations Than the Kids
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Burnt Out Teacher Way More Excited for Career Day Presentations Than the Kids
Local over-worked teacher Jason Nance was far more interested in her class’s Career Day presentations than her own students.
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September 15, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Burnt Out Teacher Way More Excited for Career Day Presentations Than the Kids
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The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
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The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
Ah, summer is in the air, and so is opportunity - the opportunity to meet someone new and exciting, and turn them into a Pulp fan. But how will you subtly go about introducing this person to the most ...
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September 15, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Hard Times Guide To Tricking Your Summer Fling Into Listening to Pulp
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New Disneyland Attraction Just Roped off Area for Couples To Scream at Each Other
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New Disneyland Attraction Just Roped off Area for Couples To Scream at Each Other
Disney celebrated the grand opening of its newest park attraction today, consisting of a roped off area in the middle of the Magic Kingdom for couples to scream at each other.
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September 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
New Disneyland Attraction Just Roped off Area for Couples To Scream at Each Other
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
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RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. claimed that he could tell a child is unhealthy just by licking them.
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September 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
RFK Jr. Claims He Can Tell a Child Is Unhealthy Just by Licking Them
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Stephen Miller and Mr. Beast Entering Hour 72 of Soulless, Dead-Eyed Staring Contest
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Stephen Miller and Mr. Beast Entering Hour 72 of Soulless, Dead-Eyed Staring Contest
The contest between White House deputy chief of staff Stephen Miller and YouTube superstar Mr. Beast shows no signs of winding down at the close of its third day.
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September 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Stephen Miller and Mr. Beast Entering Hour 72 of Soulless, Dead-Eyed Staring Contest
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Trump Says if Americans In D.C. Don't Start Cooperating He Will Call in the IDF
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Trump Says if Americans In D.C. Don't Start Cooperating He Will Call in the IDF
President Trump threatened the residents of the nation’s capital by saying that if they don’t fall in line and obey the orders of American law enforcement agencies he will be forced to call in the IDF...
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September 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Trump Says if Americans In D.C. Don't Start Cooperating He Will Call in the IDF
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Report: Teachers More Triggered by “Back to School” Advertisements Than Their Students
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Report: Teachers More Triggered by "Back to School" Advertisements Than Their Students
A report released by the National Education Association on school preparedness found that U.S. teachers were exponentially more likely to have a nervous breakdown over the sight of “back to school” ad...
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August 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Report: Teachers More Triggered by “Back to School” Advertisements Than Their Students
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