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Sometimes I still miss The Toast
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Now offering remedial training for the USDA Secretary
November 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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After "film trilogy that dropped a critical plot point exclusively via timed Fortnite event" and "video game series whose story only makes sense if you're aware of the events of a canon pachinko machine", I feel like there are whole frontiers of user-hostile narrative design waiting to be explored.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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When you've got at least three story parts worth of bamboo harvested from the tale you shared.
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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"Can't we get it to ingest all our documentation so it can answer any question about our products?" Ooh sorry buddy looks like you never wrote documentation for all of your products
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Day #160: United States Postal Service (1969)
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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four aces bar sign, mullan road, superior, montana, 1987
November 16, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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A few weeks ago I was talking politics with a local, highly straight, bartender.

All the sudden he said: “Well, I think a big part of the problem is that so many of the people who would’ve been our progressive leaders died of AIDS & can’t help us now.”

And I’ve thought about that every day since.
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Goodnight.
Cat’s Dream, Louis Wain.
November 15, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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monica lewinsky is not a fucking fascist but we still think it's oh so funny to insult fascists by comparing them to her. naturally lower and more worthy of contempt than a fascist racist pedophile, such that it is an insult to the pedophile to compare him to her: a woman
November 15, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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The new owners of Teen Vogue have already erased her column.
www.teenvogue.com/tag/disabili...
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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I also kinda think old people in general but old men absolutely do not understand how much watching what was done to Monica Lewinsky radicalized a lot of younger Gen X/older millennial women. I don’t think I know a single person under like 55 who would save his ass. Take them all down.
I know this is hard for a lot of politicians and pundits to understand since so many of them are senior citizens, but we have three whole generations of American voters (X, Millennial, Z) who do not give a damn about Bill Clinton. He has no stans out here.
November 14, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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UPDATE — With Rep. Pramila Jayapal (Chair Emerita of the Congressional Progressive Caucus), there are now at least 12 congressional Democrats, 15 Democratic-aligned organizations, and 8 Democratic candidates calling for Chuck Schumer to resign as leader:
November 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Goodnight.
🖼️ The Ghost Story, Louis Wain.
November 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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What is the argument for voting for Democrats for harm reduction if the harm is not fucking reduced
November 10, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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LET'S DO THIS BROOKLYN!

9 Prospect Park West, 8:30 pm!
BROOKLYN WE ARE GOING TO CHUCKS! Join us across from 9 PPW at 8:30 *tonight*

Bring pots and pans, let’s make some noise about Chuck folding (again).

Not another #SchumerSurrender

@indivisible.org @riseandresist.bsky.social @50501newyork.bsky.social @handsoffnyc.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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if they were going to cave anyway they should’ve done it a week ago to spare SNAP recipients the agony.
November 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I’ve been registered as independent since I moved to NY (and too busy/lazy to update it), but it looks like I’ll finally be updating my voter registration solely so I can vote against @schumer.senate.gov in the next primaries
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:54 AM