Stacie Rosenzweig
@ethicking.com
Lawyer in MKE. Licensed WI/IL. #ethicking, licensing law, politics/elections, WeirdLaw, pie. She/her. Posts are personal, not legal advice, maybe attorney advertising.
Why do teenagers have all of their conversations on speakerphone
I don't need or want to be hearing any of this and here we are
I don't need or want to be hearing any of this and here we are
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Why do teenagers have all of their conversations on speakerphone
I don't need or want to be hearing any of this and here we are
I don't need or want to be hearing any of this and here we are
November 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
So I have not really heard the term “doorbuster” this year. Is that just the media I’m consuming? The economy? Or are we finally done with that?
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
So I have not really heard the term “doorbuster” this year. Is that just the media I’m consuming? The economy? Or are we finally done with that?
The piece de resistance
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The piece de resistance
Make every day a challah-day
November 27, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Make every day a challah-day
"Ooh! Isn't that a Tiktok trend?" -- 15's girlfriend upon watching me spatchcocking the turkey yesterday
November 27, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Ooh! Isn't that a Tiktok trend?" -- 15's girlfriend upon watching me spatchcocking the turkey yesterday
Carl is correct
OFFICIAL THANKSGIVING PIE RANKINGS
1. I love all of them like my children you wouldn’t ask me to rank my children you ghouls.
1. I love all of them like my children you wouldn’t ask me to rank my children you ghouls.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Carl is correct
Happy "GOP Members of Government Post About Their Office *IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE DAMMIT*" Season to all who celebrate.
November 26, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Happy "GOP Members of Government Post About Their Office *IT'S A CHRISTMAS TREE DAMMIT*" Season to all who celebrate.
"Calm down" is particularly galling, because I'm really hard to rattle, I have a naturally calm demeanor, I'm good in a crisis, so if I'm visibly worked up things are *bad*
14. What is the worst thing that someone can say to comfort you?
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
"Calm down" is particularly galling, because I'm really hard to rattle, I have a naturally calm demeanor, I'm good in a crisis, so if I'm visibly worked up things are *bad*
Like many Wisconsinites, I'm from the suburbs of Chicago.
I've been here my entire adult life, though.
I've been here my entire adult life, though.
1. Where are you from?
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Like many Wisconsinites, I'm from the suburbs of Chicago.
I've been here my entire adult life, though.
I've been here my entire adult life, though.
I don't have anything too dramatic, but in 2020 I was in the middle of the presidential election recount + early covidtimes so we ordered in Thanksgiving dinner. I commented on FB that the weirdest part was the absence of the turkey-shaped dish my parents used for cranberry sauce. 1/
yes, hello, I would like to place an order for everyone’s funniest stories of holiday food-related family grudges / drama / chaotic incidents / lore
I feel like we need this
I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I don't have anything too dramatic, but in 2020 I was in the middle of the presidential election recount + early covidtimes so we ordered in Thanksgiving dinner. I commented on FB that the weirdest part was the absence of the turkey-shaped dish my parents used for cranberry sauce. 1/
The man who fired me while I was pregnant and told me I should go back to teaching was wearing a suit.
The man who got caught staring at my backside in court was wearing a suit.
The man who told me to fetch coffee and take notes while the "real lawyers" worked was wearing a suit.
The man who got caught staring at my backside in court was wearing a suit.
The man who told me to fetch coffee and take notes while the "real lawyers" worked was wearing a suit.
Sean Duffy: "Dressing with respect -- whether it's a pair of jeans and a decent shirt, I would encourage people to maybe dress a little better which encourages us to maybe behave a little better. Let's try not to wear slippers and pajamas as we come to the airport."
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The man who fired me while I was pregnant and told me I should go back to teaching was wearing a suit.
The man who got caught staring at my backside in court was wearing a suit.
The man who told me to fetch coffee and take notes while the "real lawyers" worked was wearing a suit.
The man who got caught staring at my backside in court was wearing a suit.
The man who told me to fetch coffee and take notes while the "real lawyers" worked was wearing a suit.
Happy Poop Emoji Security Bracelet at the Recount Day for all who celebrate.
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Happy Poop Emoji Security Bracelet at the Recount Day for all who celebrate.
My Saturday-before-Thanksgiving Woodmans purchase was $80 less in 2025 than it was in 2024 so that means prices are down!
("Um...did we buy drinks or paper towels or toilet paper or relish tray stuff or are we going to have to get that later?")
("Um...did we buy drinks or paper towels or toilet paper or relish tray stuff or are we going to have to get that later?")
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
My Saturday-before-Thanksgiving Woodmans purchase was $80 less in 2025 than it was in 2024 so that means prices are down!
("Um...did we buy drinks or paper towels or toilet paper or relish tray stuff or are we going to have to get that later?")
("Um...did we buy drinks or paper towels or toilet paper or relish tray stuff or are we going to have to get that later?")
I was going through a divorce (no kids) and was bored at my job and realized I had nobody but me to worry about now and if I wanted to quit and go to law school I could just do that
November 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I was going through a divorce (no kids) and was bored at my job and realized I had nobody but me to worry about now and if I wanted to quit and go to law school I could just do that
All done with Woodmans, we ran into neighbors, and old college friends, it was middle age couples with older children night at the Woodmans I guess
It is the Saturday before Thanksgiving, we are hosting, so that means cleaning out the fridge this afternoon and going to the Woodmans tonight when it will be less of a circus
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 AM
All done with Woodmans, we ran into neighbors, and old college friends, it was middle age couples with older children night at the Woodmans I guess
All done with the fridge, the people in my house were a lot less gross than last time so it wasn't too bad
It is the Saturday before Thanksgiving, we are hosting, so that means cleaning out the fridge this afternoon and going to the Woodmans tonight when it will be less of a circus
November 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
All done with the fridge, the people in my house were a lot less gross than last time so it wasn't too bad
It is the Saturday before Thanksgiving, we are hosting, so that means cleaning out the fridge this afternoon and going to the Woodmans tonight when it will be less of a circus
November 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
It is the Saturday before Thanksgiving, we are hosting, so that means cleaning out the fridge this afternoon and going to the Woodmans tonight when it will be less of a circus
"This is stupid and I'm not doing it" is something our legislators should be saying more, IMO
Dumb resolution on socialism? Bad law named after a pretty white lady? Gotcha journalism question?
Doesn't matter if you're a socialist or a Blue Dog: "This is stupid and I'm not doing it."
Dumb resolution on socialism? Bad law named after a pretty white lady? Gotcha journalism question?
Doesn't matter if you're a socialist or a Blue Dog: "This is stupid and I'm not doing it."
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"This is stupid and I'm not doing it" is something our legislators should be saying more, IMO
Dumb resolution on socialism? Bad law named after a pretty white lady? Gotcha journalism question?
Doesn't matter if you're a socialist or a Blue Dog: "This is stupid and I'm not doing it."
Dumb resolution on socialism? Bad law named after a pretty white lady? Gotcha journalism question?
Doesn't matter if you're a socialist or a Blue Dog: "This is stupid and I'm not doing it."
My school district just posted about a party with a couple of Green Bay Packers that an elementary school had for students who have had 95% attendance and I hate this
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My school district just posted about a party with a couple of Green Bay Packers that an elementary school had for students who have had 95% attendance and I hate this
I don't (there may be a few random ones in the basement), but I am re-skeeting this because I would like to know three things:
1. How old are you? (Generation is fine)
2. Do you call these things "vinyls" or "records" or something else?
3. Are you a collector of whatever you call these things?
1. How old are you? (Generation is fine)
2. Do you call these things "vinyls" or "records" or something else?
3. Are you a collector of whatever you call these things?
13. Do you own any vinyls?
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I don't (there may be a few random ones in the basement), but I am re-skeeting this because I would like to know three things:
1. How old are you? (Generation is fine)
2. Do you call these things "vinyls" or "records" or something else?
3. Are you a collector of whatever you call these things?
1. How old are you? (Generation is fine)
2. Do you call these things "vinyls" or "records" or something else?
3. Are you a collector of whatever you call these things?
do any of my ADCC friends want to tell me whether this fundraiser in December is actually in Milwaukee and whether it's transit accessible or is it out in Brookfield in some party barn so I can decide whether I want to go before I RSVP my DMs are open please and thank you
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
do any of my ADCC friends want to tell me whether this fundraiser in December is actually in Milwaukee and whether it's transit accessible or is it out in Brookfield in some party barn so I can decide whether I want to go before I RSVP my DMs are open please and thank you
Another thing I hope will never get old: getting a client's certification for admission to the bar after a long, hard fight to get them in
November 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Another thing I hope will never get old: getting a client's certification for admission to the bar after a long, hard fight to get them in
current state of my inbox
a man is sitting in front of a sign that says mythbusters and burn angels
Alt: a man is sitting in front of a sign that says mythbusters and burn angels, it is captioned "everyone just seems so angry all the time"
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 3:58 PM
current state of my inbox