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· Nov 13
every single day that i log on here is less comprehensible than the previous one
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Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
December 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Every state in the United States has a disgusting soda that only they know about and that’s kind of beautiful
cleveland torso killer mentioned!!!
Thank you for such a warm reception to this awesome news. They even tweaked the headlines to include @marcandreyko.bsky.social properly. The Eisner award winning torso graphic novel, remastered, is on sale now from Jinxworld’s Happy home @darkhorse.com
December 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
cleveland torso killer mentioned!!!
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
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Tired: Machine elves
Wired: Hundreds of little guys doing little jobs
Wired: Hundreds of little guys doing little jobs
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Tired: Machine elves
Wired: Hundreds of little guys doing little jobs
Wired: Hundreds of little guys doing little jobs
elden ring is menus. powerwash simulator is parkour
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
elden ring is menus. powerwash simulator is parkour
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railroad worms on a date
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 AM
railroad worms on a date
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pink california glowworm, extremely beautiful and powerful species
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 AM
pink california glowworm, extremely beautiful and powerful species
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there is something so voyeuristic and exploitive about how these super early transition girls get catapulted into the public eye as the face of trans people—the public reacts shitty, they eventually get eaten up, we feel annoyed and resentful—everyone loses! feels by design
December 12, 2025 at 8:59 PM
there is something so voyeuristic and exploitive about how these super early transition girls get catapulted into the public eye as the face of trans people—the public reacts shitty, they eventually get eaten up, we feel annoyed and resentful—everyone loses! feels by design
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local punk band dropped a crowd-surfing utility worker into its amazing cover. clean water is officially punk rock.
art by @shinercomics.bsky.social
art by @shinercomics.bsky.social
December 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
local punk band dropped a crowd-surfing utility worker into its amazing cover. clean water is officially punk rock.
art by @shinercomics.bsky.social
art by @shinercomics.bsky.social
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"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
December 12, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time
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One of my favorite brick stupid 40k things is that the Ultramarines aren't "ultra marines," they're called that because they are from a place called Ultramar
Glad the Ultramarines are finally getting to be in a game
December 12, 2025 at 5:49 PM
One of my favorite brick stupid 40k things is that the Ultramarines aren't "ultra marines," they're called that because they are from a place called Ultramar
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"Fate brought them together, the way his car happened to slide into hers when he lost traction in the Schnucks parking lot." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-r...
A Romance Novelist Desperately Tries to Romanticize Midwestern Winter
Fate brought them together, the way his car happened to slide into hers when he lost traction in the Schnucks parking lot. - - -He looked at her an...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Fate brought them together, the way his car happened to slide into hers when he lost traction in the Schnucks parking lot." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-r...
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This scene from the episode where Lex Luthor body swaps with the Flash is still, unironically, one of the greatest moments of DC universe.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This scene from the episode where Lex Luthor body swaps with the Flash is still, unironically, one of the greatest moments of DC universe.
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NEORSD when can we walk with you into this wastewater eclipse.
December 11, 2025 at 9:24 PM
NEORSD when can we walk with you into this wastewater eclipse.
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Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
December 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift
that’s why loving bioshock infinite makes me a hero
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 5:43 PM
that’s why loving bioshock infinite makes me a hero
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cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
December 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
cow tools by pamela zhang pamelazhang.com
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Get an Emdash
If you can't remember the key command for an emdash you can copy one here
emdash.fan
December 10, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
December 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
are we still on about em dashes and ai. imo human writers should just use the em dashes even harder. we should be out here pummeling out those em dashes like we're emily dickinson
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in theaters even
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
in theaters even
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christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
December 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
christmas has gotten so far from its religious roots, wish we could celebrate our holidays like medieval christians (cross-dressing, being told by the bishop to stop cross-dressing, resolutely refusing to stop cross-dressing, threatening the bishop in defense of cross-dressing)
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Doom Storm
December 6, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Doom Storm
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it's a modifier and you're not faulkner
A small thing, but, please: It's trans woman/women and trans man/men. The space is important.
In much the same way that I am a tall woman, not a tallwoman, I am a trans woman, not a transwoman.
In much the same way that I am a tall woman, not a tallwoman, I am a trans woman, not a transwoman.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
it's a modifier and you're not faulkner