lighthouse prince
@historiancole.bsky.social
here on the cusp between fish and tetrapods
Pinned
last year after a rainstorm, i found teeny tiny mushrooms in a tree at work & now every time i pass the same tree & i look for more mushrooms & everyone laughs at me, but when the mushroom queen chooses me to wed, will my coworkers be laughing then??
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Oh, you're a lesbian couple on Thanksgiving Day morning? Which one of you has decided to reorganize all her yarn and which one of you has decided to fix the bedroom doorknob?
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Oh, you're a lesbian couple on Thanksgiving Day morning? Which one of you has decided to reorganize all her yarn and which one of you has decided to fix the bedroom doorknob?
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One of my former mentees is a tribal member and the most recent things we talked about over e-mail is that ICE is detaining Indigenous people but it goes vastly underreported.
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
One of my former mentees is a tribal member and the most recent things we talked about over e-mail is that ICE is detaining Indigenous people but it goes vastly underreported.
everyone laughed when i said i'd take their dvds when they wanted to get rid of them BUT NOW WHOMST IS CALLING ME THANKSGIVING MORNING and asking me to bring over WHITE CHRISTMAS because it's only streaming on amazon prime??
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
everyone laughed when i said i'd take their dvds when they wanted to get rid of them BUT NOW WHOMST IS CALLING ME THANKSGIVING MORNING and asking me to bring over WHITE CHRISTMAS because it's only streaming on amazon prime??
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Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Macy's Parade: "We spared no expense in bringing you celebrities, dancers, and big Broadway musicals."
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
Philly Dunkin' Parade: "Fuck you, here's a turkey balloon and a truck float from ACME." [complimentary]
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🚨🚨 WeeooWeeoo 🚨🚨
Black Friday deals at the Squid facts shop are LIVE!
Here's the deal: When you buy calendars, stickers, and posters, you get the satisfaction of supporting science education FREE!
Wow!
What a deal!
Who could pass this opportunity up? not me! That's for sure.
SquidFacts.net
Black Friday deals at the Squid facts shop are LIVE!
Here's the deal: When you buy calendars, stickers, and posters, you get the satisfaction of supporting science education FREE!
Wow!
What a deal!
Who could pass this opportunity up? not me! That's for sure.
SquidFacts.net
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
🚨🚨 WeeooWeeoo 🚨🚨
Black Friday deals at the Squid facts shop are LIVE!
Here's the deal: When you buy calendars, stickers, and posters, you get the satisfaction of supporting science education FREE!
Wow!
What a deal!
Who could pass this opportunity up? not me! That's for sure.
SquidFacts.net
Black Friday deals at the Squid facts shop are LIVE!
Here's the deal: When you buy calendars, stickers, and posters, you get the satisfaction of supporting science education FREE!
Wow!
What a deal!
Who could pass this opportunity up? not me! That's for sure.
SquidFacts.net
every few minutes, one of the actors will come find me in the wings, get my attention, and then mouth the exact words that someone ELSE is staying on stage. we are doing great
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
every few minutes, one of the actors will come find me in the wings, get my attention, and then mouth the exact words that someone ELSE is staying on stage. we are doing great
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I am seriously considering hosting a weekly meet up at the library where people come and ask me questions and if I can't answer them, we learn how ti look it up.
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I am seriously considering hosting a weekly meet up at the library where people come and ask me questions and if I can't answer them, we learn how ti look it up.
we've reached the part of rehearsal where all the actors know each others' lines and will just repeat them in ghostly unison while off stage
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
we've reached the part of rehearsal where all the actors know each others' lines and will just repeat them in ghostly unison while off stage
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
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Good Morning!
Run it!
Run it!
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Good Morning!
Run it!
Run it!
shout out to the guy in the bougie grocery store who told me, while restocking a WALL OF LA CROIX and PELLEGRINO, told me "we don't stock that name brand shit" when i asked for gatorade
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
shout out to the guy in the bougie grocery store who told me, while restocking a WALL OF LA CROIX and PELLEGRINO, told me "we don't stock that name brand shit" when i asked for gatorade
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
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🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
🧵 We are, in fact, doing the thing again for @onesimplewish.bsky.social. In 2024, the kind people of this community put the money cannon on blast to help grant $75K in wishes for children in foster care. Toys, tech, a suit for job interviews. Here we go again! 👇
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
www.onesimplewish.org/giving/megwa...
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The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The NC State punter pinged the ball off the helmet of a defender and recovered his own kick!
i think i have a bigger props budget than this hallmark movie we are watching
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
i think i have a bigger props budget than this hallmark movie we are watching
being absolutely (more) insufferable in the group chat now that signal has polls
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 PM
being absolutely (more) insufferable in the group chat now that signal has polls
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she’s a hero
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 1:40 AM
she’s a hero
"Can you order more mustaches?"- the director
November 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"Can you order more mustaches?"- the director
i begrudgingly trust this PECO man who used happy face emojis to tell me he remade all the taps to my house but if i get home and my lights are still flickering...
November 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i begrudgingly trust this PECO man who used happy face emojis to tell me he remade all the taps to my house but if i get home and my lights are still flickering...
C: i am seeing wicked for good tomorrow! i won't spoil it for you!
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
November 19, 2025 at 2:45 AM
C: i am seeing wicked for good tomorrow! i won't spoil it for you!
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
Me: we literally saw the broadway show together when we were sixteen
there are so many different ways of putting tuberculosis on a death certificate and all of them are illegible
November 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
there are so many different ways of putting tuberculosis on a death certificate and all of them are illegible
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AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected
November 18, 2025 at 2:58 PM
AO3 is also down, so between the two our whole acronym is affected
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within the first ten minutes of the greatest film of our generation, twisters (2024), one character complains to another that "you've been no fun ever since you got struck by lightning"
July 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
within the first ten minutes of the greatest film of our generation, twisters (2024), one character complains to another that "you've been no fun ever since you got struck by lightning"