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Teej
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TJ | he/him | 27 | opinions my own | pfp by magictelephone
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TJ. 26. He/him. Married to @killmyassdead.bsky.social

I’m probably thinking about Samwise Gamgee

I also like horror movies, pro wrestling, and the noble New York Metropolitans
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[Wesley Willis voice]
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
February 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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I've been watching what's happening in Minneapolis and I don't know what to say. Two American citizens killed by ICE in three weeks. Countless more who are not citizens. People afraid to leave their homes.

For those of us not living in Minnesota, are some things we can actually do:
January 25, 2026 at 4:11 AM
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In a study following 23 million people age 18-59 (pretty young) for 4 years…despite the fact that the ones who got the COVID vaccine were overall older and sicker at baseline, they not only had 74% lower risk of dying from COVID than the unvaccinated but 25% lower risk of dying from any other cause!
January 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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spider cider
December 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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People don’t get this. Epic will still pay the TERF royalties. So you are still contributing to her evil transphobic harassment and hate campaigns.

The perfect example of TINSTAAFL here.

Let it be the worst selling free game they have ever put out. Let it fail miserably.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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he had that shit on
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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i don't understand why they're called the toronto blue jays and not the toronto baseballs. i'll never understand it. same with the dodgers, they should be called the baseballs too. more people should be like me and speak out when they see that something is wrong
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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We honor the legacy of Miss Major Griffin-Gracy, a fierce protector of our collective freedom. Our hearts are with her loved ones and all who carry her vision forward.

"We will honor Miss Major forever." - @imarajones.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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good morning to the history makers
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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me: i want to sleep in a human-sized hotdog bun

911: sir that's.....ok actually that sounds great

me: so who do we call

911: [shouting in background] we're checking now
September 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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ogler who understands about labor rights: "she has an ass that might quit."
August 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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The book Harrow the Ninth constantly gets grief for this line because it’s taken as the book throwing a wink-wink-nudge Tumblr reference at the audience for no reason during a tonally inappropriate time. Which is a shame! It’s an intentional, very characterful moment on the part of the speaker.
August 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Bret Hart is an all-time hater, but damn if he doesn’t usually end up being right
August 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
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??????????
August 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Janel Grant's rep issued the following statement regarding Brock Lesnar's return to WWE.

We’ve asked WWE reps for comment on Lesnar's return but they've not responded
August 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions. I was honestly expecting something a little scarier
July 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Hey I don’t want to make a callout post or anything, don’t want to feel like you’re being put on blast, but in light of recent drama I just want to know, why weren’t you at elf practice?
July 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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It doesn't matter if they are ever coming for you.

It was always ever already too much that they were coming for anyone.
July 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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annoying to consider that all “eating contests” are simply eating races. how come there’s not one where you’re scored on Panache
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Woke Colonial Sanders be like "here are my 11 herbs and pronouns"
June 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Jey Uso just isn’t him
April 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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bsky moderation cooked my ass here
April 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM