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he/them. songwriter and dad. sometime dad and songwriter. requesting assistance to feed my family at tinyurl.com/thiiirdsfam.
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Last year I had a mental health crisis. Since then, I've been looking for a job and I haven't found one yet.

My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.

I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.

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someone tells you they're permanently pausing something, and you can't stop them from doing it. so you do the next best thing: insult their grammar. "permanent pause"? what's that? what are they talking about? but you know what they're talking about. it's the latest change you're powerless to stop.
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
people want journalists to fight back against Trump's name calling, but not too hard.

he calls one of them stupid again...

"fuck you, asshole" ok/inbounds/feisty

"i hope you get killed real soon, you bastard" too much/over the line/unhinged
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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They like Trump and want to help him
“Biden Asylum Cases” is NYT’s framing for a story pegged to a man who got asylum 3 months into the Trump administration

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/u...
November 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Last year I had a mental health crisis. Since then, I've been looking for a job and I haven't found one yet.

My family still needs to eat. Bills still need to be paid.

I'm asking for support if you have funds to spare. consider sharing this post.

paypal/venmo/cashapp/kofi are all 'thiiirdperson'.
Donate to Help An Artist Feed Their Family, organized by Thiiird Person
Hello to you and yours! I'm a full time artist who fills my world up with music and la… Thiiird Person needs your support for Help An Artist Feed Their Family
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November 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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please help Marla or i'll open up every bee hive
November 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Micah Parsons singlehandedly took the Detroit offense off the field at least twice in that game. Guy's a baller
November 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
my fantasy team is playing against Love this week, which has nearly canceled out the fact that my fantasy team is playing against St. Brown this week
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
same guy who invented 'harangue' and 'doink'
The guy who invented the word ‘gobble’ should be allowed to invent more things
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the crowd in Detroit could not sing Seven Nation Army at the correct tempo even with a drummer keeping the beat. stadium culture needs more theater kid culture
November 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I have to ask this question. If this guy was so upset that he wanted to shoot some National Guardsmen why did he drive all the way from Washington state to D.C. to do it? There are lots of National Guardsmen closer to where he was. Question everything!
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
they want to gaslight people into feeling mentally ill for letting their phone die in its own time, meanwhile an upgrade costs either a thousand dollars or a contract to spend a thousand over the next two years. someone's crazy here but it's not a smart shopper
It’s really rubbing me the wrong way that tech companies want to call it “hoarding” that some people aren’t buying new devices. Not acquiring more stuff is the opposite of hoarding.
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
i'm too loyal to be in community theater. i won't even cheat out.
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
they call it corn pudding because you're always pudding it into the oven
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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i’m sorry what the fuck are you tryna sell me?
November 26, 2025 at 7:29 PM
in my house we strongly believe they are "wagging the dog" with this one
How is it that we already know so much about the guy who shot 2 national guardsmen this afternoon but we know pretty much nothing about the two guys who tried to assassinate the president months ago?
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
KOTOR, SF Rush 2049, Skies of Arcadia
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
everybody's asking if poker is right wing or left wing, but the truth is poker is centrist. you sit there and you can't make a decision until you have a look at everyone around the table first
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Santa can only make it to all those houses in one night because he is blackout drunk.
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
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"X pie is bad" tell it to Satan in hell you monster
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
who gives one shit
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
very weird ebay mixup – trying to get a pokemon plush for my kid for the holidays, ended up opening some nativity-themed stationery instead. the tracking number on the stationery matched my plushy order. this has never happened to me before. the stationery is very cute!
November 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
if i told you there was no way to shorten "mapping apparatus" you'd laugh in my fucking face. it's right there
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM