Newton's Flaming Laser Sword
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I am extremely powerful.
When I grow up I wanna be an agentic AI
November 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
When I grow up I wanna be an agentic AI
Omniposting.
November 11, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Omniposting.
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I am actually immortal, whenever I die I can just turn back time and stop that. It's really annoying.
November 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I am actually immortal, whenever I die I can just turn back time and stop that. It's really annoying.
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(Waiter accidentally brings me the wrong dish)
Friend: "Wait, isn't that chicken? I thought you were vegan?"
Me:
Friend: "Wait, isn't that chicken? I thought you were vegan?"
Me:
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM
(Waiter accidentally brings me the wrong dish)
Friend: "Wait, isn't that chicken? I thought you were vegan?"
Me:
Friend: "Wait, isn't that chicken? I thought you were vegan?"
Me:
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tears are just eye piss
November 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
tears are just eye piss
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I’m sorry, Mom, I can’t help you at your house today; I’m too busy watching unhinged Minecraft content on TikTok.
November 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I’m sorry, Mom, I can’t help you at your house today; I’m too busy watching unhinged Minecraft content on TikTok.
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why can’t the side effects from a prescription be something cool like levitation or the ability to cast spells
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
why can’t the side effects from a prescription be something cool like levitation or the ability to cast spells
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Frictionless brain activity
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Frictionless brain activity
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They have invented a new kind of porn
October 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
They have invented a new kind of porn
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GO! MY labubu_missile! KILL!!
September 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
GO! MY labubu_missile! KILL!!
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Introducing my poker loving dad to cocaine
October 12, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Introducing my poker loving dad to cocaine
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters
October 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Feel like Waluigi would be on the Epstein flight logs but not Wario and I think that’s the fundamental difference between the characters
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Not a cell phone in sight. Just ppl living in the moment
September 27, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Not a cell phone in sight. Just ppl living in the moment
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It finally came true…
September 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
It finally came true…
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who up jacking to the Iowa memorial for the war of the rebellion 1861-65
Des Moines has you all beat
September 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
who up jacking to the Iowa memorial for the war of the rebellion 1861-65
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“I never see you at the club.”
Ok I never see you in the haunted woods making questionable deals with the fae.
Ok I never see you in the haunted woods making questionable deals with the fae.
August 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
“I never see you at the club.”
Ok I never see you in the haunted woods making questionable deals with the fae.
Ok I never see you in the haunted woods making questionable deals with the fae.
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these dating apps are getting niche
June 28, 2023 at 8:11 PM
these dating apps are getting niche
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The mcdonalds cholesterol in Trump's arteries vs the US government's military grade dialysis machine rn
August 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
The mcdonalds cholesterol in Trump's arteries vs the US government's military grade dialysis machine rn
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