Elon Musk’s Horse Wallet
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Full time lurker. Aspiring reply guy.
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I want Trump gone as much as the next person, but anyone running for congress that centers conviction & removal as an achievable thing needs to first be asked if they can count to 67 and secondly how they propose getting to that number in the senate.
"The children will be so elated by my promise to take them to Disney World that they won't care when I actually take them to a carnival in the Shop Rite parking lot"
November 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I want Trump gone as much as the next person, but anyone running for congress that centers conviction & removal as an achievable thing needs to first be asked if they can count to 67 and secondly how they propose getting to that number in the senate.
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The thing about DOGE is it accomplished neither its ostensible nor actual goals but did manage to cause a couple of holocausts worth of deaths internationally.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
It remains insane to me that DOGE was treated at the time as an impressive shock and awe accomplishment - “you can’t deny he’s getting stuff done!” - and then instantly memory holed by the press once if became clear it was a total failure by every possible standard including Musk’s own
Difficult to overstate how profound a failure DOGE was. Spending in FY2025 was not only than in FY2024 – but higher than it was projected to be when Trump first took office.*
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
The little bit of spending DOGE cut has already killed hundreds of thousands and will eventually lead to millions of deaths.
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The thing about DOGE is it accomplished neither its ostensible nor actual goals but did manage to cause a couple of holocausts worth of deaths internationally.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
And the media finds none of those three things particularly notable.
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ALWAYS LOVED SPORTS. NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD. WRITE THAT DOWN.
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 PM
ALWAYS LOVED SPORTS. NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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Whoever this author is believes Trump can play Civ 6 on Deity and people need to stop believe this — people like Trump because he has weird charisma, he puts on a show, and is super racist. He talks a bunch of shit nobody believes but they don’t care because he entertains them
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Whoever this author is believes Trump can play Civ 6 on Deity and people need to stop believe this — people like Trump because he has weird charisma, he puts on a show, and is super racist. He talks a bunch of shit nobody believes but they don’t care because he entertains them
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There’s a secret bear in the Toblerone logo
November 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
There’s a secret bear in the Toblerone logo
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Anyway you should believe all of the people who defended Nuzzi when they told you this is what they think journalism is
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Anyway you should believe all of the people who defended Nuzzi when they told you this is what they think journalism is
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MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 AM
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
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a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
a significant reason Mamdani can get away with this and other Dems can’t is less that he’s charmed Trump and more that he’s charmed you, dear reader, which is why you’re not yelling at him for being a collaborator or an appeaser right now
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“You mean Politics is spending the rest of our lives making sure our enemies don’t win?”
Yes, actually
Yes, actually
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“You mean Politics is spending the rest of our lives making sure our enemies don’t win?”
Yes, actually
Yes, actually
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In 2016 people did the same thing except one plane was “disastrous Supreme Court” and the other was “good Supreme Court” and we were called extortionists for pointing out how clearly better one was
The deranged response to this makes me despair. There are so many educated, politically engaged people who are averse to thinking systematically. If you support LGBTQ rights, it is better, all else being equal, for the state to also support them.
I hate this sort of meme.
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
“The only difference between the parties is whether the power to destroy human civilization rests in the hands of leaders who think gays, women, and black people should have their rights acknowledged.”
Even if true, how is Rainbow B-52 not infinitely preferable?
November 21, 2025 at 1:10 PM
In 2016 people did the same thing except one plane was “disastrous Supreme Court” and the other was “good Supreme Court” and we were called extortionists for pointing out how clearly better one was
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Voting is hard.
Revolutions are easy.
I'm a serious person.
Also, blocking me is violence.
Revolutions are easy.
I'm a serious person.
Also, blocking me is violence.
I’m suddenly thinking about all the people who’ve been demanding that elected Democrats put their lives on the line to fight Trump when those same people couldn’t be bothered to fill in a fucking bubble on a piece of paper a year ago to prevent all of this.
Earlier this morning, President Trump threatened me and a group of service and veteran Members of Congress with arrest, trial, and death by hanging.
Here’s my response:
Here’s my response:
November 20, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Voting is hard.
Revolutions are easy.
I'm a serious person.
Also, blocking me is violence.
Revolutions are easy.
I'm a serious person.
Also, blocking me is violence.
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I’m suddenly thinking about all the people who’ve been demanding that elected Democrats put their lives on the line to fight Trump when those same people couldn’t be bothered to fill in a fucking bubble on a piece of paper a year ago to prevent all of this.
Earlier this morning, President Trump threatened me and a group of service and veteran Members of Congress with arrest, trial, and death by hanging.
Here’s my response:
Here’s my response:
November 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I’m suddenly thinking about all the people who’ve been demanding that elected Democrats put their lives on the line to fight Trump when those same people couldn’t be bothered to fill in a fucking bubble on a piece of paper a year ago to prevent all of this.
okay, counterpoint:
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
okay, counterpoint:
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We've gone to from "Trump 2028" to "The Trump is going to get to finish his term, yes?, we're all agreed? 3 more years!"
Trump: "We will be here for three and a quarter years. For the Trump, that's like an eternity. For somebody else that doesn't sound long."
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
We've gone to from "Trump 2028" to "The Trump is going to get to finish his term, yes?, we're all agreed? 3 more years!"
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i seen this meme alot and make me assume the og poaster is a self identifying communist/marxist, and huh boy lets not go down those ideologies history on immigration and borders
Saw someone repost this but, folks, this is literally the liberal position. It doesn't get more liberal.
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
i seen this meme alot and make me assume the og poaster is a self identifying communist/marxist, and huh boy lets not go down those ideologies history on immigration and borders
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People who consider “Democrats” an external thing they take no responsibility for yet complain about incessantly should be treated briefly with contempt and promptly ignored.
Until they figure out the difference between THEY and WE you can identify this as mediocre ego stroking and move on.
Until they figure out the difference between THEY and WE you can identify this as mediocre ego stroking and move on.
And Democrats haven’t done a damn thing to create an effective opposition party to the unlawful and illegal regime the Republicans have created.
And the American people know it.
And the American people know it.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
People who consider “Democrats” an external thing they take no responsibility for yet complain about incessantly should be treated briefly with contempt and promptly ignored.
Until they figure out the difference between THEY and WE you can identify this as mediocre ego stroking and move on.
Until they figure out the difference between THEY and WE you can identify this as mediocre ego stroking and move on.
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SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
two men in suits and ties with a fbi badge on their jacket
Alt: you should be so lucky to meet Agents Winchester and Winchester
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
SINCE THIS HAS COME UP AGAIN...
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU FIND YOURSELF THE TARGET OF A FEDERAL INVESTIGATION.
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Rich libs obviously need to buy CNN and it’s very distressing that this is barely talked about right now.
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Rich libs obviously need to buy CNN and it’s very distressing that this is barely talked about right now.
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Early morning bonus post:
It's impossible to do this commercial justice with just screenshots, so please enjoy maybe the most bizarre commercial Nintendo ever produced (rivaled only perhaps by the infamous Yoshi's Island commercial):
It's impossible to do this commercial justice with just screenshots, so please enjoy maybe the most bizarre commercial Nintendo ever produced (rivaled only perhaps by the infamous Yoshi's Island commercial):
Legend of Zelda NES Commercial #2
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November 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Early morning bonus post:
It's impossible to do this commercial justice with just screenshots, so please enjoy maybe the most bizarre commercial Nintendo ever produced (rivaled only perhaps by the infamous Yoshi's Island commercial):
It's impossible to do this commercial justice with just screenshots, so please enjoy maybe the most bizarre commercial Nintendo ever produced (rivaled only perhaps by the infamous Yoshi's Island commercial):
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if nova's right I may actually die
November 19, 2025 at 4:53 AM
if nova's right I may actually die
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literally none! of the cute little last-second swerves! do anything to solve the problem! they intensify the problem!
I cannot stress enough how much "qanon whacko with a rifle makes Choices" is a live threat for R leadership right now
I cannot stress enough how much "qanon whacko with a rifle makes Choices" is a live threat for R leadership right now
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
literally none! of the cute little last-second swerves! do anything to solve the problem! they intensify the problem!
I cannot stress enough how much "qanon whacko with a rifle makes Choices" is a live threat for R leadership right now
I cannot stress enough how much "qanon whacko with a rifle makes Choices" is a live threat for R leadership right now
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an important message to elite society in general:
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
can we appreciate just how badly Johnson and Trump played this Epstein vote? total failure of a pressure campaign, delayed for months to ensure it stays in the news and immediately swamps "the Dems caved" as soon as the shutdown ends, and now it passes 427-1
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
couldn't have gone worse if they tried
November 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
an important message to elite society in general:
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
this is an unpopular, weak and failing lame duck president and you can just tell him no
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Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Someone should write a Moynihan report on our elite class, explaining that their problems are not socioeconomic but the product of a pathological ghetto culture.
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My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor