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Secretary Hegseth reportedly ordered the Venezuelan boat to be destroyed as soon as he learned there was no cocaine aboard.
November 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Secretary Hegseth reportedly ordered the Venezuelan boat to be destroyed as soon as he learned there was no cocaine aboard.
I needed to check Trump's feed on Truth Social to make sure the Insurrection Act wasn't actually declared and while there, I came upon the fact that he's literally still advertising this dumbass idea, lmao
November 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I needed to check Trump's feed on Truth Social to make sure the Insurrection Act wasn't actually declared and while there, I came upon the fact that he's literally still advertising this dumbass idea, lmao
There's this complete inability for anyone in the press to conceptualize people involved with food as being bad people or even just doing bad things so we have more and more of these ridiculously stupid stories blaming randos instead of someone involved in food.
You absolutely need to change this headline. It's unacceptable and disrespectful to the people harmed by the pollution.
This article itself makes it clear that the water pollution linked to cancer and miscarriages is coming entirely from nitrate pollution from farms.
This article itself makes it clear that the water pollution linked to cancer and miscarriages is coming entirely from nitrate pollution from farms.
November 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
There's this complete inability for anyone in the press to conceptualize people involved with food as being bad people or even just doing bad things so we have more and more of these ridiculously stupid stories blaming randos instead of someone involved in food.
It’s very cool to admit serious crimes on social media!
Working 36 hours straight on Thanksgiving so Grok says Elon is in better shape than LeBron
November 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
It’s very cool to admit serious crimes on social media!
Why is China so excited about Zootopia 2
November 28, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Why is China so excited about Zootopia 2
Metroid Prime 4 is weird in its visual style in that I haven't seen a game designed for screenshots like this in like... a decade.
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Metroid Prime 4 is weird in its visual style in that I haven't seen a game designed for screenshots like this in like... a decade.
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the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
I don’t have a particularly common name but there are multiple people around the world who accidentally use my email when signing up for accounts. There’s a guy in Missouri who has been my constant companion for going on twenty years. He’s recently divorced and joining some sort of “karate church”
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
the guy is behind in his dues to karate church
Throwing off your back foot on 4th down into a contested catch with two minutes left in the game? Probably the most Jordan Love you can Jordan Love.
[NFL] DONTAYVION WICKS MAKES THE HUGE GRAB TO SEAL THE GAME! twitter.com/NFL/status/1...
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Throwing off your back foot on 4th down into a contested catch with two minutes left in the game? Probably the most Jordan Love you can Jordan Love.
Jordan Love and Josh Allen were not good in college against bad competition (though with terrible supporting casts) and were picked for tools only and it all worked out, lol.
November 27, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Jordan Love and Josh Allen were not good in college against bad competition (though with terrible supporting casts) and were picked for tools only and it all worked out, lol.
Costco released a really good peanut M&M knockoff, wonder about traditional candy brands as stores themselves get increasingly good at cloning candy.
November 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Costco released a really good peanut M&M knockoff, wonder about traditional candy brands as stores themselves get increasingly good at cloning candy.
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MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
Responding to the worst legacy journalism story in the last decade by continuing to play the smarmy, impossibly unlikable clown that is identical to everyone involved in the scandal.
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Responding to the worst legacy journalism story in the last decade by continuing to play the smarmy, impossibly unlikable clown that is identical to everyone involved in the scandal.
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November 27, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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Ryan Lizza dropping Trump assassinations attempt “shocking new information“ cliffhangers in “Cuckold Diaries: Chapter 3” as you do.
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Ryan Lizza dropping Trump assassinations attempt “shocking new information“ cliffhangers in “Cuckold Diaries: Chapter 3” as you do.
The real punk rock is being brave enough to say that punk rock sucked and was just a stepping stone between rock and metalcore.
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The real punk rock is being brave enough to say that punk rock sucked and was just a stepping stone between rock and metalcore.
This is also a very bad misread of young men fwiw. "Dem men look like women" would be a selling point to young men if true, lol.
November 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
This is also a very bad misread of young men fwiw. "Dem men look like women" would be a selling point to young men if true, lol.
"This must be a forgery because one word was capitalized differently than I would have" is a very good summary of the paranoid, borderline schizophrenic way that conservatives try to evaluate evidence.
On Twitter the other day, Curtis Yarvin declared a speech by George Washington to be “fake communist history” because he asked Claude about it and the AI glazed him
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"This must be a forgery because one word was capitalized differently than I would have" is a very good summary of the paranoid, borderline schizophrenic way that conservatives try to evaluate evidence.
This seems wildly expensive for the quality??? This looks like barely above amiibo quality.
Final Fantasy XVI - Jill Warrick Bring Arts - Action Figure is $65 on IGN Store
1st listing buff.ly/JBY5e4n
2nd listing buff.ly/SIZuYFu
1st listing buff.ly/JBY5e4n
2nd listing buff.ly/SIZuYFu
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
This seems wildly expensive for the quality??? This looks like barely above amiibo quality.
Gallego's former friend was attacking Dem women for not being hot by talking about Rosa DeLauro not being hot.
... She's in her 80s.
... She's in her 80s.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Gallego's former friend was attacking Dem women for not being hot by talking about Rosa DeLauro not being hot.
... She's in her 80s.
... She's in her 80s.
“Dem women aren’t hot anymore” is probably the single most baffling take I’ve ever heard as it’s generally from guys who think all women over 35 are ugly hags and like
… You know who women under 35 are voting for, right.
… You know who women under 35 are voting for, right.
November 26, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Dem women aren’t hot anymore” is probably the single most baffling take I’ve ever heard as it’s generally from guys who think all women over 35 are ugly hags and like
… You know who women under 35 are voting for, right.
… You know who women under 35 are voting for, right.
Gallego texting a former Republican friend about how the Dems need to be more about drugs is extremely on the nose, lmao.
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Gallego texting a former Republican friend about how the Dems need to be more about drugs is extremely on the nose, lmao.
From what I can infer, the reviewer at Valve probably thinks that the developer of Horses is a bad person and is terrified of some secret pro pedophile message being hidden in there.
But this is pretty stupid when Steam has thousands of explicitly pedophile games.
But this is pretty stupid when Steam has thousands of explicitly pedophile games.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 AM
From what I can infer, the reviewer at Valve probably thinks that the developer of Horses is a bad person and is terrified of some secret pro pedophile message being hidden in there.
But this is pretty stupid when Steam has thousands of explicitly pedophile games.
But this is pretty stupid when Steam has thousands of explicitly pedophile games.