People who leave your Christmas lights up til March, I love you.
January 22, 2026 at 4:15 AM
People who leave your Christmas lights up til March, I love you.
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Of all the timelines out there, of course this is the one l'm stuck on
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Of all the timelines out there, of course this is the one l'm stuck on
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if you can’t handle me at my theoretical you don’t deserve me at my rhetorical
January 21, 2026 at 10:05 PM
if you can’t handle me at my theoretical you don’t deserve me at my rhetorical
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We can’t let a little thing like the end of the world keep us from being together
January 20, 2026 at 4:42 AM
We can’t let a little thing like the end of the world keep us from being together
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museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
January 20, 2026 at 3:03 AM
museums are cool because the people who work there are like look at this neat thing and you're like wow that is neat and you just do it over and over again until it is time to go
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Call me on the landline and tell me you love me.
January 19, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Call me on the landline and tell me you love me.
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If I started a sports team, I would make its mascot the concept of yearning
January 19, 2026 at 11:42 PM
If I started a sports team, I would make its mascot the concept of yearning
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(calling 911) so i already brushed my teeth but i want a little snack should i do it
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
(calling 911) so i already brushed my teeth but i want a little snack should i do it
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good morning to everyone out there except people who are speedrunning the downfall of society
January 9, 2026 at 12:32 PM
good morning to everyone out there except people who are speedrunning the downfall of society
Everything is terrible, time to escape into a book for a little while
January 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Everything is terrible, time to escape into a book for a little while
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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Wanna come over and just like, lay the fuck down?
January 7, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Wanna come over and just like, lay the fuck down?
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I'm so tired of watching evil people get away with doing evil to others.
January 8, 2026 at 1:31 AM
I'm so tired of watching evil people get away with doing evil to others.
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So great to be alive while everything falls apart.
January 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
So great to be alive while everything falls apart.
I hate when somebody catches me talking to myself. Like why are you interrupting
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I hate when somebody catches me talking to myself. Like why are you interrupting
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With two weeks left to go in 2025, my biggest fear is that we haven't yet reached the bottom.
December 16, 2025 at 3:38 AM
With two weeks left to go in 2025, my biggest fear is that we haven't yet reached the bottom.
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Social anxiety is so sexy. Yes, baby, let’s leave early.
December 16, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Social anxiety is so sexy. Yes, baby, let’s leave early.
Hey man, we’re conspiring later as we dream by the fire if you wanted to stop by
December 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Hey man, we’re conspiring later as we dream by the fire if you wanted to stop by
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Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
June 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him
I just think it’d be good for the internet if that one Tiktok lady found something else buried in her yard. We’re all going through a lot right now
April 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just think it’d be good for the internet if that one Tiktok lady found something else buried in her yard. We’re all going through a lot right now
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When I was young I did hope to live in interesting times, but that’s not how I would describe these.
March 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
When I was young I did hope to live in interesting times, but that’s not how I would describe these.
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Looking for the post that's going to fix everything
March 2, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Looking for the post that's going to fix everything