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@saddestrobots.bsky.social
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no future for transphobes
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Alex P. 👹
@saddestrobots.bsky.social
· Dec 15
this is "woke," these are the "woke" people right here, everyone else was just looking to denigrate them or steal their valor
fuck off with your whole "i'm the real left, i'm too good for this woke shit" act, chickenshit parasite e-celeb grifters
fuck off with your whole "i'm the real left, i'm too good for this woke shit" act, chickenshit parasite e-celeb grifters
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this thanksgiving i am celebrating a proud tradition followed by millions of americans: gaslighting white people at parties. yes we have to have mars attacks on loop on the tv today. it's a part of our culture. please read history
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
this thanksgiving i am celebrating a proud tradition followed by millions of americans: gaslighting white people at parties. yes we have to have mars attacks on loop on the tv today. it's a part of our culture. please read history
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[chiropractor posting ahead of this] i'm da king of da spine baby
in Uni, someone dropped off "JOIN CHIROPRACTIC SCHOOL" flyers in my dorm
Over a few years, it went from DEGREE IN ONLY 2 YEARS to 20 MONTHS, 18, 1 YEAR!
And when i graduated it said "DEGREE IN ONLY 8 MONTHS"
how do you feel about getting into the hands of someone with an 8 month certificate?
Over a few years, it went from DEGREE IN ONLY 2 YEARS to 20 MONTHS, 18, 1 YEAR!
And when i graduated it said "DEGREE IN ONLY 8 MONTHS"
how do you feel about getting into the hands of someone with an 8 month certificate?
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 PM
[chiropractor posting ahead of this] i'm da king of da spine baby
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fun fact. in my local indie wrestling scene, the #1 champ is a native guy whose intro theme is just this speach
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
fun fact. in my local indie wrestling scene, the #1 champ is a native guy whose intro theme is just this speach
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This particular exchange though – there needs to be a blacklist for these dudes.
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This particular exchange though – there needs to be a blacklist for these dudes.
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This PR (on the OCaml github repo) has been going around as an example of LLM bros actively attacking software development as a practice, but I think the obvious systemic flaw you can see on this thread is wasting time debating/reviewing slop
github.com/ocaml/ocaml/...
github.com/ocaml/ocaml/...
DWARF support for macOS and Linux by joelreymont · Pull Request #14369 · ocaml/ocaml
DWARF v5 Debugging Support for OCaml Native Compiler
This PR adds DWARF v5 debug information to the OCaml native compiler, allowing proper source-level debugging in GDB and LLDB.
What's Impleme...
github.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:17 PM
This PR (on the OCaml github repo) has been going around as an example of LLM bros actively attacking software development as a practice, but I think the obvious systemic flaw you can see on this thread is wasting time debating/reviewing slop
github.com/ocaml/ocaml/...
github.com/ocaml/ocaml/...
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I'd say this is a new twist on an old classic but the CIA has been manufacturing killers for decades so it's really just the same old twist on the same old classic
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'd say this is a new twist on an old classic but the CIA has been manufacturing killers for decades so it's really just the same old twist on the same old classic
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Leeds — Peter Mitchell, 1980s
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Leeds — Peter Mitchell, 1980s
look, i will absolutely be the first person to tell you that there is nothing sophisticated or noble (or even interesting, imo) about "old school gaming,"
but also i'm quite sure if elon musk ever tried it he'd immediately get so upset that he'd spend the rest of the day for shitting and crying
but also i'm quite sure if elon musk ever tried it he'd immediately get so upset that he'd spend the rest of the day for shitting and crying
I remember when everyone was obsessed with rehabilitating the Gygaxes that weren’t making weird wackadoo white supremacy companies.
No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”
No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
look, i will absolutely be the first person to tell you that there is nothing sophisticated or noble (or even interesting, imo) about "old school gaming,"
but also i'm quite sure if elon musk ever tried it he'd immediately get so upset that he'd spend the rest of the day for shitting and crying
but also i'm quite sure if elon musk ever tried it he'd immediately get so upset that he'd spend the rest of the day for shitting and crying
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I remember when everyone was obsessed with rehabilitating the Gygaxes that weren’t making weird wackadoo white supremacy companies.
No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”
No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I remember when everyone was obsessed with rehabilitating the Gygaxes that weren’t making weird wackadoo white supremacy companies.
No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”
No. They’re all bad. I remember this guy speaking at Gen Con about how he believes taxes are “worse than slavery.”
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we seriously need to re-establish a baseline for making fun of people with shit taste. like there are all kinds of problems with a canon defined by a stuffy in-group but we can do better than that and in any case the way the culture is right now is so much worse
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
we seriously need to re-establish a baseline for making fun of people with shit taste. like there are all kinds of problems with a canon defined by a stuffy in-group but we can do better than that and in any case the way the culture is right now is so much worse
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Man the comfort people have with D&D is downright toxic. Just learn a new system. 5E really isn’t special. I’m all for playing D&D for what it is but not it being the standard to this extent
The best science-fiction role-playing game ever, adapted at last to the world's most popular rules!
Spearheaded by GDW and TSR veteran Timothy Brown, Traveller 5E is coming from World's Largest RPGs, with crowdfunding in March 2026...
#ttrpg #TravellerRPG
Spearheaded by GDW and TSR veteran Timothy Brown, Traveller 5E is coming from World's Largest RPGs, with crowdfunding in March 2026...
#ttrpg #TravellerRPG
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Man the comfort people have with D&D is downright toxic. Just learn a new system. 5E really isn’t special. I’m all for playing D&D for what it is but not it being the standard to this extent
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demented toddler doing all this shit without looking even one half step down the road at inevitable consequences, then sitting there looking dumbstruck at the response everyone saw coming
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 PM
demented toddler doing all this shit without looking even one half step down the road at inevitable consequences, then sitting there looking dumbstruck at the response everyone saw coming
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Just a total clown desperately trying to turn the entire world into his three ring circus right before his brain melts or explodes. I love this country. The only thing we hate more than everyone else is ourselves.
Trump: TO be tough on China I will impose huge tariffs
China [buys all its soybean from Brazil]
Trump: To free Bolsonaro I will impose huge tariffs on coffee
Brazil [jails Bolsonaro early]
Trump to Japan: You have to let China take Taiwan or they won't buy our soybeans
China [buys all its soybean from Brazil]
Trump: To free Bolsonaro I will impose huge tariffs on coffee
Brazil [jails Bolsonaro early]
Trump to Japan: You have to let China take Taiwan or they won't buy our soybeans
November 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Just a total clown desperately trying to turn the entire world into his three ring circus right before his brain melts or explodes. I love this country. The only thing we hate more than everyone else is ourselves.
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My hottest take on pizza is this: the most important part of pizza is the bread. Pizza is fundamentally a flatbread with toppings, and if you didn't make the bread good enough to enjoy on its own merits then you fucked up
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
My hottest take on pizza is this: the most important part of pizza is the bread. Pizza is fundamentally a flatbread with toppings, and if you didn't make the bread good enough to enjoy on its own merits then you fucked up
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I am certain there is a straight, bolded line between the government's anemic response to the causes of the Great Recession and the rise of blockchain/crypto bro/AI sloppers
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I am certain there is a straight, bolded line between the government's anemic response to the causes of the Great Recession and the rise of blockchain/crypto bro/AI sloppers
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one of the weird occupational hazards of being paid to think in public is the clear tendency to stop thinking at all
November 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
one of the weird occupational hazards of being paid to think in public is the clear tendency to stop thinking at all
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God this is so depressing given the political response to it
"the economic response to the pandemic really worked. Indeed, there is a good case that it was the most successful example of countercyclical policy in US history." jwmason.org/slackwire/at...
At Groundwork: Lessons from the September Jobs Report – J. W. Mason
jwmason.org
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
God this is so depressing given the political response to it
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This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
November 26, 2025 at 7:59 AM
This is what Peak Male Performance looks like.
kinda feels like the long-term effect of cryptocurrency — a highly volatile pseudo-asset that doesn't really *do* anything, unless you're using it as semi-anonymous cash to access grey markets that payment processors won't touch — has been to turn all finance into highly volatile pseudo-asset shit
just learned that poison occupies half the space in my bloodstream. however, i cannot afford to find an antidote, it would risk too much.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
kinda feels like the long-term effect of cryptocurrency — a highly volatile pseudo-asset that doesn't really *do* anything, unless you're using it as semi-anonymous cash to access grey markets that payment processors won't touch — has been to turn all finance into highly volatile pseudo-asset shit
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Ironic that the racist organization VDARE named themselves after a girl who likely wed a Native American and turned her back on Western “civilization”
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Ironic that the racist organization VDARE named themselves after a girl who likely wed a Native American and turned her back on Western “civilization”
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November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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1959 - 2025 rest in power
a man is eating a turkey in a kitchen
ALT: a man is eating a turkey in a kitchen
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
1959 - 2025 rest in power
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dad carved the turkey and mr. bean's head was still inside there
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
dad carved the turkey and mr. bean's head was still inside there