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Alex P. 👹
@saddestrobots.bsky.social
here to chill with my friends

(not my cat in the profile pic, yes my cat in the banner)

main account (masto): https://jorts.horse/@saddestrobots

no future for transphobes
"absolutely thriving," i said
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
anyway, here's me bullying an onslaught while his scrappy little friend attempts to imitate my strategy against me
November 27, 2025 at 5:59 PM
sunk my myriad domain-tech treasures into this little four-planet system and it's absolutely thriving
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
even with an exploration-tailored fleet you see a lot of this (objective at the very edge of the larger "one way trip" circle)

(again, this is 175% normal map size)

i like it, all these distant expeditions you're following now actually *feel* far away, like they probably had stages and anchorages
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
playing with the upsized map (175% size) really forces you to think about your movement

like, this is 4:1 supports per warship and the range quickly dwindles if you start surveying every system you touch

"make your own slipstream from a black hole" very quickly became my new best friend
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
peak comedic acting
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 AM
oh and we got a beautiful colony system, within easy reach of the core

finding the optimal planet for a nanoforge is gonna be a bit tricky but it's pretty perfect other than that
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
these community portrait packs are pretty good
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
then again i have a *very* survey/salvage/treasure-hunt oriented fleet rn — lucked into the capital-sized exploration platform

several ships hyper-specialized for exploration; if i see a sub-ordo there's a 60% chance i just gotta hoof it
November 25, 2025 at 1:16 AM
oh, and treasure hunt

starting to worry that treasure hunting might be a bit OP
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
finally
November 22, 2025 at 2:46 AM
November 22, 2025 at 12:51 AM
yeah you can talk to the furby about sex but it kinda hits different
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
sickos dot jpeg
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
had to kill a nexus for it (oof. 30 minutes of aiming reapers into little shield gaps while trying not to flux out), but i think i got my 👨‍🍳👌 colony system

this one right here with the ancient research facility and religious sites
a rich cryovolcanic
a boring no-atmosphere rock (for the Synchro)
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
i should probably get up off my ass and start a space colony or two, hmm hmm
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the capture fleet (cap ship orange bars are old; all the little ships' orange bars are from getting sacrificed in this fight)

key is to manual-pilot the harbs to "pin it down"

(also that white thing is gratuitously OP and i honestly have no idea how it ended up on a random world's black market)
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
yatta!

or shall we say…
[waggling eyebrows] so mote it be
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
this (the wide, broad, slow-moving radiation cone) is a pure fantasy version of a pulsar but it's so dang cool
November 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
one of the mods i'm running overtunes the "[redacted]" and then gives you some neat tech payoffs for fighting them

i managed to score a beat-up Apollyon (from the VIC mod) on the black market, and Degraded Life Support made this thing a logistical nightmare (you get skeleton crew size > max crew)…
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
updated since i last played? the starsector pronouns are now "sir," "ma'am," and "captain" ("brother," "sister," and "walker" if you follow ludd)

imo this one (from one of the portrait packs) has some really good "captain" energy
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
filling this bar up went from like 3 seconds to 30 seconds

victory is mine
November 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
i think it's time… time to get back on my bullshit
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 AM
November 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM