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James P. Taber
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He/him. Writer, editor, ex-ex-librarian. Rolls dice to make nice. Father of Orm and Tog. Photo by Orm.
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I'm still working on new stuff, so for now (as an intro) check out the #ttrpg I made for Genesys based on the HALO games:

www.jamestaber.com/wc-ss/
HALO Fan Themes for the Genesys RPG
I think we’re just getting started. Master Chief Petty Officer John-117. In the time of the Human-Covenant War, the United Nations Space Command is fighting a desperate retreating action to p…
www.jamestaber.com
Even *BIGFOOT* is in the Epstein Files???
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I will happily eject mac & cheese from my table
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Reposted by James P. Taber
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Hi, yes, excuse me, solidly middle class American here:

Why the F U C K should it be my responsibility to make choices that prop up our shitty economy?
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Somehow, Charlie Brown returned
Hey... I'm sorry about Venom, Charlie Brown.
When three o'clock comes, he will gut her like a pig and try not to get any on his shoes, and there is nothing I can do, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Forget it, Charlie Brown. It's Chinatown
All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain, Charlie Brown.
You're too short for that gesture, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA GO

(where you're gonna go!)

STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN
OR DOWN THE HOLE
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
"ranch style" but not like ranch dressing, like a horse ranch like dirt and horse poop
hey quick question!! Can anyone else see this? Is this real? Am I having an episode? Is this occurring? Am I dead? Am I dead and this is hell?
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Evergreen skeet
WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID?!!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Bring it back
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
November 21, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The first rule of Final Fantasy Tactics: shoot the summoner first

The second rule of Final Fantasy Tactics:

SHOOT. THE SUMMONER. FIRST.
Often not discussed final fantasy tactics...tactic:
If you see a summoner, KILL HIM IMMEDIATELY
November 20, 2025 at 2:03 PM
This is almost as stupid as naming a spaceship "the Icarus"
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
SMASH McRUNFAST
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
My wokest opinion is that civilians should be prohibited from owning semi-automatic firearms
my wokest opinion is that land acknowledgements are fine. people knowing a little bit about the land you're on, even if one isn't invested in a land back project, is not particularly worse than the status quo, even if one comes by this info in a way that is somewhat cringe and forced
"my least woke opinion is---"

That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.

Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Reposted by James P. Taber
Every location has a picket line in front of it. Don’t cross the line.
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 2:55 PM
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
name a villain you sympathize with
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Sir, who are you and how did you get a copy of my dream journal
You never see, like, a hard sci-fi Redwall. Like, this cute little stoat has a robot arm and pilots a mech the size of an office trash can.
November 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Proud to say never have, never will ✋

Just let me know when the Butlerian Jihad gets rolling
Hands up if you've never used Chat GPT ✋

(I feel like Dozer and Tank in The Matrix right now - at first I didn't use it because, rather ironically, I'm lazy and stubborn (peak Taurus energy there) - literally no, don't make me use the new thing I don't wanna. Now I'm glad I didn't 😅)
Probably a good way to tell right now if the job you’re applying for is run by absolute dumbfucks is to ask if they’re using AI.
November 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Never did 9, 12, or 20

Okay fine, I never did 17 either, unless you're willing to count MapQuest directions
November 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Few have done it as good as Osamu Tezuka

None have done it better
Today is the birthday of artist, writer, animator, & producer Osamu Tezuka (Nov. 3, 1928-Feb. 9, 1989).
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Staying home with sick kiddos ain't great, but it's almost worth it to hear the 4yo giving snippy answers to Handyman Hal on TV
October 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I am going to take a massive swing here and say that anyone who rolls off the Harvard Law conveyor belt is not perfect at all and is categorically unfit for public office
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Reposted by James P. Taber
my tats don't qualify, but yours might
Are you 18 or older with a fandom-related tattoo (or know someone who has one)? Please take 10 min to fill out this survey for my new book project on embodied fan identities and practices. Share widely! utexas.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_... Contact info: [email protected].
October 21, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Yet "SOMEHOW PALPATINE RETURNED" made the cut
whelp, I’ll be thinking about the Steven Soderbergh movie about Ben Solo until the day I die, I guess. we could’ve had it all.

apnews.com/article/adam...
October 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM