James P. Taber
@taberiusrex.bsky.social
He/him. Writer, editor, ex-ex-librarian. Rolls dice to make nice. Father of Orm and Tog. Photo by Orm.
I'm sorry, but this is bullshit
Nobody named "Ryan" is more than 32 years old
Nobody named "Ryan" is more than 32 years old
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I'm sorry, but this is bullshit
Nobody named "Ryan" is more than 32 years old
Nobody named "Ryan" is more than 32 years old
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Like ffs if your argument is that I'm short-sighted because I don't want to drop a grand on a new pocket devil every year, then you've already lost your argument that the system demanding this of me is worth preserving
Just tax the billionaires and gtfo
Just tax the billionaires and gtfo
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Like ffs if your argument is that I'm short-sighted because I don't want to drop a grand on a new pocket devil every year, then you've already lost your argument that the system demanding this of me is worth preserving
Just tax the billionaires and gtfo
Just tax the billionaires and gtfo
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA GO
(where you're gonna go!)
STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN
OR DOWN THE HOLE
YOU
KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA GO
(where you're gonna go!)
STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN
OR DOWN THE HOLE
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
DO
YOU
KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA GO
(where you're gonna go!)
STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN
OR DOWN THE HOLE
YOU
KNOW
WHERE YOU'RE GONNA GO
(where you're gonna go!)
STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN
OR DOWN THE HOLE
I often use FLASH/FORWARD as an example of how the 2008 writer's strike killed a lot of promising shows
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I often use FLASH/FORWARD as an example of how the 2008 writer's strike killed a lot of promising shows
name a villain you sympathize with
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
name a villain you sympathize with
Don't forget the absolutely traumatizing ONCE UPON A FOREST
November 11, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Don't forget the absolutely traumatizing ONCE UPON A FOREST
I'm sure you've seen this before but
November 1, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I'm sure you've seen this before but
When I search for "Grokipedia," the actual website is the second result. The first is, in fact, the Wikipedia article about Grokipedia
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
When I search for "Grokipedia," the actual website is the second result. The first is, in fact, the Wikipedia article about Grokipedia
Oh no they're multiplying 🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
October 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Oh no they're multiplying 🐈⬛🖤🐈⬛🖤
My little idiot 🐈⬛🖤
October 20, 2025 at 3:14 PM
My little idiot 🐈⬛🖤
"I AM! THE MAYOR! OF ALBUQUERQUE!"
It was one of the first Simpsons episodes I ever saw, and I was living in Albuquerque at the time
It was one of the first Simpsons episodes I ever saw, and I was living in Albuquerque at the time
October 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
"I AM! THE MAYOR! OF ALBUQUERQUE!"
It was one of the first Simpsons episodes I ever saw, and I was living in Albuquerque at the time
It was one of the first Simpsons episodes I ever saw, and I was living in Albuquerque at the time
This part here is what hits the target. The American Republic has been a lie since its founding, and every chance we've had to give it real life—treaties with Native tribes, Reconstruction, the Civil Rights movement—white leaders have killed it and used its corpse to prop up the fiction of greatness
October 9, 2025 at 1:45 PM
This part here is what hits the target. The American Republic has been a lie since its founding, and every chance we've had to give it real life—treaties with Native tribes, Reconstruction, the Civil Rights movement—white leaders have killed it and used its corpse to prop up the fiction of greatness
Counter-counterpoint:
October 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Counter-counterpoint:
A fun* bit of perspective dissonance on the timeline, courtesy of @emily.gorcen.ski and @theverge.com
(* Not a "haha that's awesome" kind of fun, more like a "holy god what the fuck" kind of fun)
(* Not a "haha that's awesome" kind of fun, more like a "holy god what the fuck" kind of fun)
October 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
A fun* bit of perspective dissonance on the timeline, courtesy of @emily.gorcen.ski and @theverge.com
(* Not a "haha that's awesome" kind of fun, more like a "holy god what the fuck" kind of fun)
(* Not a "haha that's awesome" kind of fun, more like a "holy god what the fuck" kind of fun)
✨idiot creature✨
September 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
✨idiot creature✨
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
The internet is dead to me
The internet is dead to me
September 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Post a movie you like with a terrible Rotten Tomatoes score
The internet is dead to me
The internet is dead to me
My parents held the position that "fart" was a rude word, and my brother and I needed to be trained not to use it in polite company
But obviously I require it of my kids because it will make the Dr. Doom meme even funnier
But obviously I require it of my kids because it will make the Dr. Doom meme even funnier
September 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
My parents held the position that "fart" was a rude word, and my brother and I needed to be trained not to use it in polite company
But obviously I require it of my kids because it will make the Dr. Doom meme even funnier
But obviously I require it of my kids because it will make the Dr. Doom meme even funnier