*nods sagely*

Ah yes. The Windows XP default background

Number three is probably a common rule for ponds in Miami County, if we're being real

Also, that (let's graciously call it a) lunge? What's the follow-through? He can't defend or withdraw. If his opponent parried his (incredibly weak, highly telegraphed) attack, he'd be wide open

He couldn't withstand fighting even two hobbits. They would just tabletop him into a tar pit and be done

I have some notes:

- that is a slashing weapon, not a stabbing weapon
- you have to move your feet or your opponent can just stand and wait for you to overextend yourself
- also, standing straight up and down is a great way to get knocked over
- he's just daring someone to chop off his other arm

Yeah, but how much does a Woke 2 subscription cost these days??

Nice

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

Introduce yourself with four spaceships

I've said it before but it's always worth repeating: pirating books makes a person a class traitor

Like ffs if your argument is that I'm short-sighted because I don't want to drop a grand on a new pocket devil every year, then you've already lost your argument that the system demanding this of me is worth preserving

Just tax the billionaires and gtfo

The weird part is how the movie is a romantic comedy set in revolutionary-era France

Richard Scary >>>>>> Karl Marx

Language was a mistake

That's a Glup Shitto if I ever heard one

Wait, no. Glup Shitto is supposed to be cool

Whatever the opposite of Glup Shitto is, that's her