Tony
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“We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.” Phillies, Crystal Palace, classical liberal
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· Oct 21
Please, for my sanity, will someone cancel sports?
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Italians are so weird (laudatory)
the Ipsos Pride survey is genuinely an awesome product, but jesus the difference in the UK/US on trans issues is nuts
November 26, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Italians are so weird (laudatory)
Pecan pie is the 🐐, it isn’t close, and you can either experience that joy or give yourself less joy by having a different pie for some inexplicable reason.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Pecan pie is the 🐐, it isn’t close, and you can either experience that joy or give yourself less joy by having a different pie for some inexplicable reason.
Democrats who tell us the problem is that ICE does this while masked can get wrecked. As has been said many times, Nuremberg trials for everyone involved in this administration is the moderate position on the long path back to decency.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Democrats who tell us the problem is that ICE does this while masked can get wrecked. As has been said many times, Nuremberg trials for everyone involved in this administration is the moderate position on the long path back to decency.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
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We’re on year 11 of the “When they go low, we go high” bullshit and the result has been the republicans winning everything they’ve ever wanted.
OPINION: "Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party’s leaders would do well to realize that." — Jonathan Zimmerman
To defeat Trump, stop calling him names
Calling the president a fascist does nothing to advance the Democrats’ cause — and more of the party's leaders would do well to realize that, Jonathan Zimmerman writes.
www.inquirer.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
We’re on year 11 of the “When they go low, we go high” bullshit and the result has been the republicans winning everything they’ve ever wanted.
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This Thanksgiving, I'd love to give thanks to the Phillies for signing Kyle Schwarber. Let's go Dave. Don't make us sad
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This Thanksgiving, I'd love to give thanks to the Phillies for signing Kyle Schwarber. Let's go Dave. Don't make us sad
The president pardoned every January 6th insurrectionist, including a person who defecated on Nancy Pelosi’s desk, so I’m not persuaded by the administration talking about manners and honoring our country.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The president pardoned every January 6th insurrectionist, including a person who defecated on Nancy Pelosi’s desk, so I’m not persuaded by the administration talking about manners and honoring our country.
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every time someone puts this in my feed i get angrier and angrier. the country-loving conservatives squared the circle of living under obama and biden presidencies and still loving america by declaring those 12 years, definitionally, "not america."
November 24, 2025 at 5:15 AM
every time someone puts this in my feed i get angrier and angrier. the country-loving conservatives squared the circle of living under obama and biden presidencies and still loving america by declaring those 12 years, definitionally, "not america."
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Start disbarring and arresting these lawyers
The Trump admin submitted a sworn declaration under oath that Costa Rica had changed its mind and would no longer take Mr. Abrego.
Costa Rica has now said publicly that that this is false, that they have not changed their position at all, and that they will still take him.
Costa Rica has now said publicly that that this is false, that they have not changed their position at all, and that they will still take him.
Unpacked:
In Aug., Govt said if Abrego pled guilty he could go to Costa Rica, where he's okay with going. Abrego said no to plea. Govt now wants to send him to Liberia. Why not Costa Rica? Govt told judge Thurs that Costa Rica wouldn’t take him anymore. @mariasacchetti exposed them.
In Aug., Govt said if Abrego pled guilty he could go to Costa Rica, where he's okay with going. Abrego said no to plea. Govt now wants to send him to Liberia. Why not Costa Rica? Govt told judge Thurs that Costa Rica wouldn’t take him anymore. @mariasacchetti exposed them.
November 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Start disbarring and arresting these lawyers
Everyone knows moving is free.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone knows moving is free.
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When you help preside over economic policy that is both inflationary and nonsensical and tell average Americans struggling with affordability that they should deal with it by finding a new place to live.
Bessent: "You know the best way to bring your inflation rate down? Move from a blue state to a red state. Blue state inflation is half a percent higher."
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
When you help preside over economic policy that is both inflationary and nonsensical and tell average Americans struggling with affordability that they should deal with it by finding a new place to live.
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This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
This speech is my recital, I think it's very vital
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
To rock (a rhyme), that's right (on time)
It's Tricky is the title, here we go...
It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
As they say in hockey, “let’s do that hockey.”
November 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
As they say in hockey, “let’s do that hockey.”
@phillyb322.bsky.social I’m at the Hawks-Sabres game. Why am I being subjected to Shane Doan’s kid?!?! This should be illegal.
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@phillyb322.bsky.social I’m at the Hawks-Sabres game. Why am I being subjected to Shane Doan’s kid?!?! This should be illegal.
It’s just so fundamentally ridiculous how easy it is to roll him.
Also, he’s looking mighty healthy slumped over the desk like that. I’m sure it’s fine.
Also, he’s looking mighty healthy slumped over the desk like that. I’m sure it’s fine.
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
It’s just so fundamentally ridiculous how easy it is to roll him.
Also, he’s looking mighty healthy slumped over the desk like that. I’m sure it’s fine.
Also, he’s looking mighty healthy slumped over the desk like that. I’m sure it’s fine.
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also, everything thats actually bad about really-existing socialism--eg personality cults, secret police, mass imprisonment, state propaganda, heavy-handed central planning, zealous and venal apparatchiks, rampant corruption and dysfunction, etc--are all endemic features of maga and the trump regime
November 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
also, everything thats actually bad about really-existing socialism--eg personality cults, secret police, mass imprisonment, state propaganda, heavy-handed central planning, zealous and venal apparatchiks, rampant corruption and dysfunction, etc--are all endemic features of maga and the trump regime
Vibes can be on point again.
November 21, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Vibes can be on point again.
I dress like I’m going to bed when I fly because 90% of the time it’s an overnight flight, so I’d like to go to bed.
Unrelated but 90% of the time that I’m in a bad mood at the airport it’s from dealing with the government.
Unrelated but 90% of the time that I’m in a bad mood at the airport it’s from dealing with the government.
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I dress like I’m going to bed when I fly because 90% of the time it’s an overnight flight, so I’d like to go to bed.
Unrelated but 90% of the time that I’m in a bad mood at the airport it’s from dealing with the government.
Unrelated but 90% of the time that I’m in a bad mood at the airport it’s from dealing with the government.
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They're saying this because they're all addicted to posts and it's a popular genre of "RETVRN to 50s magazine ads" tweet
Trump's Transportation Secretary on how to improve air travel:
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
"People dress up like they're going to bed when they fly... We want to push people as we come into a really busy travel season, help people out, be in a good mood, dress up"
November 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
They're saying this because they're all addicted to posts and it's a popular genre of "RETVRN to 50s magazine ads" tweet
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This skeet is a resolution condemning the House of Representatives. All those in favor?
BREAKING: The House of Representatives voted 285–98 in favor of a resolution condemning socialism.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
Eighty-six Democrats joined Republicans in supporting the measure, including House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries.
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This skeet is a resolution condemning the House of Representatives. All those in favor?
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The hardest part about Trump pardoning the turkeys isn’t the names but finding birds that were there on Jan. 6.
Polling is open to help name two turkeys who will be pardoned by President Donald Trump ahead of Thanksgiving, and you can help choose.
You can choose the names of turkeys to get a presidential pardon. Here's how.
Polling is open to help name two turkeys who will be pardoned by President Donald Trump ahead of Thanksgiving, and you can help choose.
bit.ly
November 21, 2025 at 3:21 PM
The hardest part about Trump pardoning the turkeys isn’t the names but finding birds that were there on Jan. 6.
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Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
November 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Breaking: Administration officials working overtime to find turkeys with sexual assault and crypto scam convictions so the President can pardon them
Timeline synchronicity this morning
November 21, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Timeline synchronicity this morning