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When we do the Butlerian Jihad I have dibs on decapitating the Svedka robots
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
When we do the Butlerian Jihad I have dibs on decapitating the Svedka robots
I think he's the one eating the cats.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I think he's the one eating the cats.
ugh I guess cowboys winning would be funnier
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
ugh I guess cowboys winning would be funnier
lmao marching band doing a Christmas Vacation homage including the bit where Clark's fantasizing about Mary from the lingerie counter.
November 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
lmao marching band doing a Christmas Vacation homage including the bit where Clark's fantasizing about Mary from the lingerie counter.
The Rao's Pasta Knight's shield being a cheese grater is actually kind of terrifying. Imagine a Dark Souls boss grating your face off with that thing.
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Rao's Pasta Knight's shield being a cheese grater is actually kind of terrifying. Imagine a Dark Souls boss grating your face off with that thing.
Decent odds the Stranger Things float booked Foreigner expecting them to play Separate Ways
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Decent odds the Stranger Things float booked Foreigner expecting them to play Separate Ways
Alright which one of you perverts designed the costumes for the Bronx Zoo float stiltwalkers? Only the deranged mind of first wave Bsky poster could have come up with those
November 27, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Alright which one of you perverts designed the costumes for the Bronx Zoo float stiltwalkers? Only the deranged mind of first wave Bsky poster could have come up with those
57 year old Shaggy and the Squid Game dancers
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
57 year old Shaggy and the Squid Game dancers
Dad's verbatim reaction to the labubu float
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Dad's verbatim reaction to the labubu float
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
Over 45 minutes between Wicked promos we might be finally healing
November 27, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Over 45 minutes between Wicked promos we might be finally healing
lmao wtf was that Uber ad
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
lmao wtf was that Uber ad
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The Plymouth Rock myth is fed to kids, sure, but for most people Thanksgiving is a fairly nouveau holiday of ad hoc traditions unconnected to any of that. Football, board games, The Last Waltz, Alice's Restaurant, MST3K, hiking, the dog thing, a Broadway infomercial...make it your own.
My hot take is that this holiday is great and gratitude fucking rules. The shittiest people in the world want you to feel despair and they don’t know shit about feeling thankful. Nurture this superpower, bring goodness out into the light, and shame the pricks like the devils they are.
November 29, 2024 at 1:34 AM
The Plymouth Rock myth is fed to kids, sure, but for most people Thanksgiving is a fairly nouveau holiday of ad hoc traditions unconnected to any of that. Football, board games, The Last Waltz, Alice's Restaurant, MST3K, hiking, the dog thing, a Broadway infomercial...make it your own.
They're not beating the allegations
The meticulous gutting of agencies that actually prevent terrorism so they have more warm bodies to throw at day laborers leads me to believe they want another 9/11 to justify the purges.
"In a new partnership, the Transportation Security Administration is offering 100 Federal Air Marshals to the agency. The vast majority of those employees volunteered for the assignment."
www.govexec.com/management/2...
www.govexec.com/management/2...
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
They're not beating the allegations
All the time I said to myself and others 'one episode a night that's how you enjoy Stranger Things from season 3-onwards.' And I'm breaking that rule
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 AM
All the time I said to myself and others 'one episode a night that's how you enjoy Stranger Things from season 3-onwards.' And I'm breaking that rule
So potentially RFK Jr has illegal tapes of Trump acquired by his corrupt journalist snowballer and that might be what got him a cabinet position to fill kids' lungs with pertussis again? Does that about sum up all the details of the nightmare to share with my therapist?
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
So potentially RFK Jr has illegal tapes of Trump acquired by his corrupt journalist snowballer and that might be what got him a cabinet position to fill kids' lungs with pertussis again? Does that about sum up all the details of the nightmare to share with my therapist?
One flaw in Planes, Trains & Automobiles is that in the precise comedic timing of the edit we never actually hear any of Del's boring, pointless anecdotes on the plane.
November 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
One flaw in Planes, Trains & Automobiles is that in the precise comedic timing of the edit we never actually hear any of Del's boring, pointless anecdotes on the plane.
Reading the Jays new hippie-coded pitcher has, since 2021, led the majors in strikeouts, walks AND wild pitches.
November 27, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Reading the Jays new hippie-coded pitcher has, since 2021, led the majors in strikeouts, walks AND wild pitches.
lmao fucking landlord scheduled a gutter cleaning for 4:30PM the day before Thanksgiving and there's high wind.
November 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
lmao fucking landlord scheduled a gutter cleaning for 4:30PM the day before Thanksgiving and there's high wind.
tapping the sign
None of you know anything have your egg sandwich like a normal person
November 26, 2025 at 8:33 PM
tapping the sign
Real heads know the day before Thanksgiving is actually a great time for grocery shopping because everyone's in a good mood* and all the registers are open.
*diminishing returns as day progresses
*diminishing returns as day progresses
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Real heads know the day before Thanksgiving is actually a great time for grocery shopping because everyone's in a good mood* and all the registers are open.
*diminishing returns as day progresses
*diminishing returns as day progresses
One of the earliest posts I saw when I made the permanent leap over here was a lefty saying something to the effect of 'smoking weed is right-coded' and it's like...
November 26, 2025 at 4:48 PM
One of the earliest posts I saw when I made the permanent leap over here was a lefty saying something to the effect of 'smoking weed is right-coded' and it's like...
So this is exactly what it looks like. Using ICE to win permanent and exclusive custody and kick a mother out of her child's life. Raise them as a good little goose-stepper.
I wish I believed in Hell.
I wish I believed in Hell.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So this is exactly what it looks like. Using ICE to win permanent and exclusive custody and kick a mother out of her child's life. Raise them as a good little goose-stepper.
I wish I believed in Hell.
I wish I believed in Hell.
And they're accomplishing this by curtailing or outright suspending case work against pedophiles, foreign spies, arms dealing and major narco-trafficking. All taking a backseat to Stephen Miller's quota. Even the boat killings are a means to raiding the Coast Guard & DEA budgets for more ICE money.
This is the scandal. Trump isn’t targeting dangerous people. He’s targeting peaceful immigrants. Almost exclusively.
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
And they're accomplishing this by curtailing or outright suspending case work against pedophiles, foreign spies, arms dealing and major narco-trafficking. All taking a backseat to Stephen Miller's quota. Even the boat killings are a means to raiding the Coast Guard & DEA budgets for more ICE money.
idk I feel like 'I'll be talking to him very soon' is his standard noncommittal bullshit stock phrase about tyrants he's horny for like 'we'll be looking into that' and 'we'll have a plan in two weeks.'
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
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November 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
idk I feel like 'I'll be talking to him very soon' is his standard noncommittal bullshit stock phrase about tyrants he's horny for like 'we'll be looking into that' and 'we'll have a plan in two weeks.'