Dawn Summers real or fake
@dawnsummers.bsky.social
I'm standing in the middle of the desert waiting for my ship to come in
Pinned
My hilariously incomparable mommy ghosted me on Halloween.
🕊1944 - 2025🕊
🕊1944 - 2025🕊
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“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia
November 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
“miami is clearly the best team in the acc” then why didn’t they win as many conference games as virginia
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Editor: You add those smell squiggles to the iStock photo?
Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin stinky just like you asked.
Editor: excellent
Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin stinky just like you asked.
Editor: excellent
Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day
November 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Editor: You add those smell squiggles to the iStock photo?
Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin stinky just like you asked.
Editor: excellent
Illustrator: Sure did boss, real fuckin stinky just like you asked.
Editor: excellent
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This is wild.
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is wild.
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When someone urges you to 'not let the perfect be the enemy of the good' they are usually proposing something which is not actually, you know, 'good'.
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
When someone urges you to 'not let the perfect be the enemy of the good' they are usually proposing something which is not actually, you know, 'good'.
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Why do we let the person who only pray once a year do the dinner prayer?
😭😭 it’s either too long because they know they need to talk to God or too short because they know they triflin.
I don’t have time 😂
😭😭 it’s either too long because they know they need to talk to God or too short because they know they triflin.
I don’t have time 😂
November 30, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Why do we let the person who only pray once a year do the dinner prayer?
😭😭 it’s either too long because they know they need to talk to God or too short because they know they triflin.
I don’t have time 😂
😭😭 it’s either too long because they know they need to talk to God or too short because they know they triflin.
I don’t have time 😂
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"If we being honest she was a better rapper than half these artists nowadays"
November 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
"If we being honest she was a better rapper than half these artists nowadays"
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No, no, no. Kamala was a horrid candidate who just didn't appreciate the utter sanctity of the White Working Class™, and didn't reach out to it genuflecting to its awesomeness. Heh.
Mans said i lost the family business… and my livelihood but i cannot vote for that woman 🙂↔️
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
No, no, no. Kamala was a horrid candidate who just didn't appreciate the utter sanctity of the White Working Class™, and didn't reach out to it genuflecting to its awesomeness. Heh.
*faints*
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*faints*
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With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:05 PM
With his new comedy show and debut novel, is it time to let Louis C.K. force women to watch him masturbate again?
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star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
November 29, 2025 at 10:14 PM
star at 3 billion years old: i have so much light and warmth to share
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
star at 12 billion years old: when i finally get to die im taking all of you with me
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Did you know Armie Hammer is in a new movie alongside William H. Macy and Thomas Jane?
Probably not; the only reason I know is because some poor publicist in my inbox has been pushing this movie no one is going to see *hard* for the last couple of weeks
Probably not; the only reason I know is because some poor publicist in my inbox has been pushing this movie no one is going to see *hard* for the last couple of weeks
I'm flummoxed by the underground movement to rehab cancelled figures. There's a rumor that a studio head is planning to begin bringing cancelled people back. It's bananas. The industry has contracted, leaving writers, directors and actors scrambling for work and we're making space for sex criminals?
November 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Did you know Armie Hammer is in a new movie alongside William H. Macy and Thomas Jane?
Probably not; the only reason I know is because some poor publicist in my inbox has been pushing this movie no one is going to see *hard* for the last couple of weeks
Probably not; the only reason I know is because some poor publicist in my inbox has been pushing this movie no one is going to see *hard* for the last couple of weeks
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She had to shred the turkey and avoid all spices because her husband is 98 years young
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 PM
She had to shred the turkey and avoid all spices because her husband is 98 years young
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"I'm canceled," he says in the sleek profile they gave to him in the New Yorker while his latest special & his new novel is coming out. A lot of people wish they were that canceled.
Louis CK is not in a limbo of cancellation. He's straight up not cancelled & his "cancellation" became a profitable bit for him.
November 29, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"I'm canceled," he says in the sleek profile they gave to him in the New Yorker while his latest special & his new novel is coming out. A lot of people wish they were that canceled.
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Six-Lack
How do you say 6lack?
I know I'm old (it's fine) but I just had the realization that I might be saying (in my head? NLE Choppa wrong...I've been saying (in my head) Nile, like the river but in my defense I've never heard anyone say his name outloud because well I don't know anyone that young in real life.
November 29, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Six-Lack
lol Yale basically invented football and Yale-Harvard invented college football rivalry
November 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
lol Yale basically invented football and Yale-Harvard invented college football rivalry
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is that a foil tray of plain macaroni?
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
is that a foil tray of plain macaroni?
😭😭
wow looked like he held on to the ball.
November 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
😭😭
Pittsenberger goes down at the 1!
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Pittsenberger goes down at the 1!
YALE FUCKING WINS!!! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!! SHOULD NEVER HAVE MURDERED OUR GUY, BITCHES!!!
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
YALE FUCKING WINS!!! OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!! SHOULD NEVER HAVE MURDERED OUR GUY, BITCHES!!!
OMFG OMFG OMFG &&(&:)@)
THEY’RE DOING IT MY GAWD
THEY’RE DOING IT MY GAWD
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
OMFG OMFG OMFG &&(&:)@)
THEY’RE DOING IT MY GAWD
THEY’RE DOING IT MY GAWD
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George Washington looking to replace 31 of 32 teeth:
New acting director of CDC Jim O'Neill expressed being pro paid organ donation.
"There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused."
"There are plenty of healthy spare kidneys walking around, unused."
November 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
George Washington looking to replace 31 of 32 teeth:
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Sorry, because I ain't wanna be the one to say anything, but the "Stranger Things" is demonic, y'all, save for them Black kids.
November 29, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Sorry, because I ain't wanna be the one to say anything, but the "Stranger Things" is demonic, y'all, save for them Black kids.