Robert Ramsay
@robertramsay.org
Wizard, Author, Lyricist and Voiceover. Will word for food.
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
Book: 'The Engineering of Coincidence' https://read.amazon.co.uk/kp/embed?asin=B0834BLHNS
Album: 'Confound and Disturb' robertramsay.bandcamp.com
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Robert Ramsay
@robertramsay.org
· Oct 18
The Engineering of Coincidence: a scientific explanation of magic
Shared via Kindle. Description: <p><i>“Magic is the engineering of coincidence”</i></p><p>Fireballs. Wands. Turning people into frogs. Everyone knows that wizards like Harry Potter are fictional. But ...
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My book is a real scientific explanation of real magic, thirty years in the making. Paperback and e-book available from Amazon :-)
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Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
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if the telegraph can’t find a new buyer maybe it should just be towed out into the north sea and sunk
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 AM
if the telegraph can’t find a new buyer maybe it should just be towed out into the north sea and sunk
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They have given up the ability to think long term, because they have evolved into perfect quarterly profit creatures. They are essentially blind to the future, which is why the rob it with abandon. When the cliff comes, they will be demanding to know what happened and who did this.
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
They have given up the ability to think long term, because they have evolved into perfect quarterly profit creatures. They are essentially blind to the future, which is why the rob it with abandon. When the cliff comes, they will be demanding to know what happened and who did this.
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This year I stood among 25,000 non-conforming, neurodiverse, LGBTQIA+, multicultural, HAPPY people, and recognised my people.
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social gets it.
“Everyone welcomed me with the joke that ‘It’s cheaper than therapy.’"
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social gets it.
“Everyone welcomed me with the joke that ‘It’s cheaper than therapy.’"
After 10 years talking to knights, squires and wizards, I understand why ren fairs are booming
As the loneliness epidemic worsens, young people are finding themselves and each other through the thriving culture of medieval and renaissance fairs
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
This year I stood among 25,000 non-conforming, neurodiverse, LGBTQIA+, multicultural, HAPPY people, and recognised my people.
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social gets it.
“Everyone welcomed me with the joke that ‘It’s cheaper than therapy.’"
@cormacmccafe.bsky.social gets it.
“Everyone welcomed me with the joke that ‘It’s cheaper than therapy.’"
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can tell it's hiphop if you can sing 'Jingle Bells' to it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you can tell it's hiphop if you can sing 'Jingle Bells' to it.
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Christmas songs are how Jews punished everyone (including ourselves) for having to put up with the Christmas season.
November 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Christmas songs are how Jews punished everyone (including ourselves) for having to put up with the Christmas season.
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We prefer the word 'vegetarians.' Rude.
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
We prefer the word 'vegetarians.' Rude.
@mattstevensloop.bsky.social
PALM TREES!
PALM TREES!
November 21, 2025 at 12:57 PM
@mattstevensloop.bsky.social
PALM TREES!
PALM TREES!
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Incredible headline.
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Incredible headline.
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Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
Brexit Hit to UK Economy Double Official Estimate, Study Finds
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist.
bloom.bg
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Brexit has caused almost twice as much damage to the UK economy than estimated by official forecasts, according to new paper from a group of experts including a senior Bank of England economist
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My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My new favorite kind of meme is "here are detailed instructions on how to turn off AI". 🔨
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every time see the term 'maga backlash' i truly think people don't get how white supremacy works. They would rather their life expectancy falls to 32 and have a senate full of peados than admit being an old white man is not a qualification to do everything
November 20, 2025 at 11:59 AM
every time see the term 'maga backlash' i truly think people don't get how white supremacy works. They would rather their life expectancy falls to 32 and have a senate full of peados than admit being an old white man is not a qualification to do everything
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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Just to be clear, it’s not that *trans* people could be banned, but that anyone who others suspect are trans. Whether they are trans or not is another matter.
"Trans people could be banned from single-sex spaces based on how they look. The Times has seen the equalities watchdog’s final guidance, which Whitehall figures fear Bridget Phillipson is delaying to avoid a political backlash" [Times]
www.thetimes.com/article/82ee...
www.thetimes.com/article/82ee...
Trans people could be banned from single-sex spaces based on how they look
The Times has seen the equalities watchdog’s final guidance, which Whitehall figures fear Bridget Phillipson is delaying to avoid a political backlash
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Just to be clear, it’s not that *trans* people could be banned, but that anyone who others suspect are trans. Whether they are trans or not is another matter.
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“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
Turning into my father one "the problem is no one reads enough books these days" grumble at a time
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 AM
“Are the fae open source?” is such a terrifying question in so many ways.
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Alternatively, some has activated Sarcasm Mode safe in the knowledge that the boss will never detect it.
November 20, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Alternatively, some has activated Sarcasm Mode safe in the knowledge that the boss will never detect it.
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If brands needed any more reasons to stop advertising on X, this is what you'd be supporting as an X advertiser: Holocaust denial (Grok's response to an antisemitic user with a H!tler profile picture).
Holocaust denial is a crime in France, so why can we see this there?
Holocaust denial is a crime in France, so why can we see this there?
November 19, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If brands needed any more reasons to stop advertising on X, this is what you'd be supporting as an X advertiser: Holocaust denial (Grok's response to an antisemitic user with a H!tler profile picture).
Holocaust denial is a crime in France, so why can we see this there?
Holocaust denial is a crime in France, so why can we see this there?
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Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well put by @drrachelbarr.bsky.social
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Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt.
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Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL
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Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL
November 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Unlike most apps these days, Scrivener does not use AI in any way. However, if you’re on a Mac, you may see an AI prompt.
.
Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL
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Here’s why, and what you can do if you want to remove this: buff.ly/MlAq0rL
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NEWS! President Trump urges journalists not to embarrass his guests by mentioning the murders they have committed
President Trump urges journalists not to embarrass his guests by mentioning the murders they have committed
In a bold reimagining of diplomatic etiquette, President Donald Trump has advised journalists to show “basic manners” by refraining from bringing up any murders his distinguished guests may or may …
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 10:05 AM
NEWS! President Trump urges journalists not to embarrass his guests by mentioning the murders they have committed
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IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BUILDING A WICKERMAN. WOULD YOU WANT HELP WITH THAT
November 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE BUILDING A WICKERMAN. WOULD YOU WANT HELP WITH THAT
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Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
November 18, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Yesterday I updated my first (and very silly) choose your own adventure game "i will strangle a horse"!
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
The update brought the wordcount from 7660 to 13500+, and introduced:
>ladder amnesia!
>consequences for knocking on The Farmhouse door!
>stardew valley*
>MORE
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
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My cartoon for Tuesday's metro
November 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My cartoon for Tuesday's metro
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July 2024 - Labour are elected on the basis of Starmer being a dull but competent PM.
No drama just focused on fixing the basics.
November 2025 - Now the least popular PM ever Starmer announces plans for mass deportations, the seizure of immigrant wealth and the indentured labour of migrants.
No drama just focused on fixing the basics.
November 2025 - Now the least popular PM ever Starmer announces plans for mass deportations, the seizure of immigrant wealth and the indentured labour of migrants.
November 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
July 2024 - Labour are elected on the basis of Starmer being a dull but competent PM.
No drama just focused on fixing the basics.
November 2025 - Now the least popular PM ever Starmer announces plans for mass deportations, the seizure of immigrant wealth and the indentured labour of migrants.
No drama just focused on fixing the basics.
November 2025 - Now the least popular PM ever Starmer announces plans for mass deportations, the seizure of immigrant wealth and the indentured labour of migrants.