hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
'this actually doesn't suck' leads directly to the conclusion that there needs to be a massive, civilian CCC-style public works program
‘We never expected the killer we trained and betrayed to turn on us’ c’mon motherfuckers have you never seen one Impossible James Bourne movie?
I don’t think you’ll get a more “on the nose” example of blowback than a guy from Afghanistan who America trained to go around executing civilians in something called a “zero squad” who later moves to America and attacks the American government. Like holy shit what the fuck are we doing here?
November 28, 2025 at 5:35 AM
‘We never expected the killer we trained and betrayed to turn on us’ c’mon motherfuckers have you never seen one Impossible James Bourne movie?
it is way easier to just blend all that shit up shove it through a sieve and bring it to a boil massive life hack
November 28, 2025 at 4:20 AM
it is way easier to just blend all that shit up shove it through a sieve and bring it to a boil massive life hack
so an 11
she's a ten, but she won't take this knife out of my thigh! ouch!
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
so an 11
The secret shared history of humanity is sitting around a fire, sharing food, and talking. That’s what we are. We gather together in the growing dark and we share with each other.
November 28, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The secret shared history of humanity is sitting around a fire, sharing food, and talking. That’s what we are. We gather together in the growing dark and we share with each other.
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Anyway fuck Donna Morris for her stupid bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Anyway fuck Donna Morris for her stupid bullshit
the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
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i am a meat cutter. i stand in a refrigerator and cut meat. someone, somewhere, i getting fed by the end result of my labor. someone in a hospital, someone in a restaurant, someone in a school. i enjoy the shit out of my work, i just wish it paid a lot better.
It's also not to take away the important detail that you can have moments of joy doing shit work. I actually occasionally got enjoyment out of working in the slaughterhouse stacking boxes on pallets, being basically alone with your thoughts for eight hours of labor isn't always bad.
November 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
i am a meat cutter. i stand in a refrigerator and cut meat. someone, somewhere, i getting fed by the end result of my labor. someone in a hospital, someone in a restaurant, someone in a school. i enjoy the shit out of my work, i just wish it paid a lot better.
if my brain would stop showing me balloon characters belly flopping on to rigid spikes i would enjoy the macy's parade a lot more
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
if my brain would stop showing me balloon characters belly flopping on to rigid spikes i would enjoy the macy's parade a lot more
Me: yay, it’s an extra day off, I can sleep in!
My circadian rhythm: all right, we poop at about quarter past five, every day, time to get up!
My circadian rhythm: all right, we poop at about quarter past five, every day, time to get up!
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Me: yay, it’s an extra day off, I can sleep in!
My circadian rhythm: all right, we poop at about quarter past five, every day, time to get up!
My circadian rhythm: all right, we poop at about quarter past five, every day, time to get up!
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This is the correct science behind mashed potatoes
Listen, the potatoes are basically there to be a matrix that holds all the butter, cream, and seasoning together
November 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
This is the correct science behind mashed potatoes
if you steep some shallot, black + white peppercorns, and herbs in heavy cream, you can make your potatoes first degree 'with malice aforethought'
follow me for more tips on how to kill people with butter
follow me for more tips on how to kill people with butter
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 27, 2025 at 6:10 AM
if you steep some shallot, black + white peppercorns, and herbs in heavy cream, you can make your potatoes first degree 'with malice aforethought'
follow me for more tips on how to kill people with butter
follow me for more tips on how to kill people with butter
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Now it’s a relic that’s mainly remembered as the movie that Groucho and Jackie Gleason took acid together to prepare for
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Now it’s a relic that’s mainly remembered as the movie that Groucho and Jackie Gleason took acid together to prepare for
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Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Baking is Punk" towel. On the punk scale, baking falls somewhere between attending a Flogging Molly concert and throwing a molotov cocktail at a cop car.
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November 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this "Baking is Punk" towel. On the punk scale, baking falls somewhere between attending a Flogging Molly concert and throwing a molotov cocktail at a cop car.
collabs.shop/wpvl4f
collabs.shop/wpvl4f
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to your grocery store.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
Guillermo del Toro’s Night of the Hunter
Guillermo del Toro’s Mary Poppins
Guillermo del Toro’s Akira
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Night of the Hunter
Guillermo del Toro’s Akira
Guillermo del Toro’s Passchendaele
Guillermo del Toro's Wings of Desire
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Akira
Guillermo del Toro’s Liar Liar
Guillermo del Toro’s The Carey Treatment
Guillermo del Toro's Wings of Desire
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Guillermo del Toro’s Liar Liar