hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
Anyway fuck Donna Morris for her stupid bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Anyway fuck Donna Morris for her stupid bullshit
the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
a casserole is a type of baking dish. any dish you cook in a casserole is a casserole. this includes cream of mushroom hot dog and kimchi with the gratin marshmallow fluff and powdered chocolate covered espresso beans.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
a casserole is a type of baking dish. any dish you cook in a casserole is a casserole. this includes cream of mushroom hot dog and kimchi with the gratin marshmallow fluff and powdered chocolate covered espresso beans.
defeating the vampire strahd was remarkably easy and i went up a level
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
defeating the vampire strahd was remarkably easy and i went up a level
RIP to one of the Greats, Edward Gorey
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
RIP to one of the Greats, Edward Gorey
and the boys of the nypd choir
were singing galway bay
while the bells were ringing out
for christmas day
were singing galway bay
while the bells were ringing out
for christmas day
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
and the boys of the nypd choir
were singing galway bay
while the bells were ringing out
for christmas day
were singing galway bay
while the bells were ringing out
for christmas day
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
A round cookie with one bite out of it, looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it, also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so
C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEYEAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!
A round cookie with one bite out of it, looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it, also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so
C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEYEAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
A round cookie with one bite out of it, looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it, also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so
C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEYEAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!
A round cookie with one bite out of it, looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it, also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so
C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEYEAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!
tomorrow if friday, named in honor of the goddess freya, who had a chariot drawn by cats.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
tomorrow if friday, named in honor of the goddess freya, who had a chariot drawn by cats.
RETVRN
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
RETVRN
sudden change of pace
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
sudden change of pace
102 years ago
![United States v. Bhagat Singh Thind, 261 U.S. 204 (1923), was a case in which the Supreme Court of the United States decided that Bhagat Singh Thind, an Indian Sikh man who identified himself as an Aryan, was ineligible for naturalized citizenship in the United States.[1] In 1919, Thind filed a petition for naturalization under the Naturalization Act of 1906 which allowed only "free white persons" and "aliens of African nativity and persons of African descent" to become United States citizens by naturalization.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:upteytjvzblbibdvdqw23iq6/bafkreie5wln4loz7edxi6zkamg7qkj36eqff26odtajvmbnexg6aaepl74@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
102 years ago
Larry Summers had the chance to do the funniest thing right now
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Larry Summers had the chance to do the funniest thing right now
The matrix is glitching stray cats on to my porch
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The matrix is glitching stray cats on to my porch
stop doom scrolling and watch this stray cat eat food and be pissed off at the same time
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
stop doom scrolling and watch this stray cat eat food and be pissed off at the same time
it is simply the time for furies
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
it is simply the time for furies
stirring the pot but it sure does sound like they want an army of ephebos, that they are well, actually, ephebophiles.
![The term was particularly used to denote one who was doing military training and preparing to become an adult.[1] From about 335 BC, ephebes from Athens (aged between 18–20) underwent two years of military training under supervision, during which time they were exempt from civic duties and deprived of most civic rights.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:upteytjvzblbibdvdqw23iq6/bafkreiblv3oxakzonyiyrdshvjr5yaqyyitujahwmcl3f2q6qnd44wgx3m@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM
stirring the pot but it sure does sound like they want an army of ephebos, that they are well, actually, ephebophiles.