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hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
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chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they

alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Anyway fuck Donna Morris for her stupid bullshit
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
the true reason for the season: as a species, we give thanks for the asteroid that liberated us from the tyranny of the dinosaurs by roasting and eating one of them fuckers.
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
a casserole is a type of baking dish. any dish you cook in a casserole is a casserole. this includes cream of mushroom hot dog and kimchi with the gratin marshmallow fluff and powdered chocolate covered espresso beans.
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
defeating the vampire strahd was remarkably easy and i went up a level
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
RIP to one of the Greats, Edward Gorey
November 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
and the boys of the nypd choir
were singing galway bay
while the bells were ringing out
for christmas day
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
A round cookie with one bite out of it, looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it, also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so

C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR MEYEAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
tomorrow if friday, named in honor of the goddess freya, who had a chariot drawn by cats.
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
RETVRN
November 19, 2025 at 6:47 PM
sudden change of pace
November 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
102 years ago
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Larry Summers had the chance to do the funniest thing right now
November 16, 2025 at 2:40 AM
The matrix is glitching stray cats on to my porch
November 15, 2025 at 12:06 AM
November 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
stop doom scrolling and watch this stray cat eat food and be pissed off at the same time
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
it is simply the time for furies
November 13, 2025 at 4:28 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:34 AM
stirring the pot but it sure does sound like they want an army of ephebos, that they are well, actually, ephebophiles.
November 12, 2025 at 3:21 PM