hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches
@riothobbit.bsky.social
chef, meat cutter, blueskys #1 DAD, anti-hunger, leftist hobbit and ttrpg dork. he/him/they
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
alt txt pfp: a bat-signal hot dog spotlight shines over gotham
alt txt banner: a close up of the hand-stitched '#1 DAD' patch on my vest
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fight club is a movie about asking ‘hey wanna be friends’ so that’s super meta and cool how that worked out
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fight club is a movie about asking ‘hey wanna be friends’ so that’s super meta and cool how that worked out
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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fight club is a movie about asking ‘hey wanna be friends’ so that’s super meta and cool how that worked out
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fight club is a movie about asking ‘hey wanna be friends’ so that’s super meta and cool how that worked out
X - (the Industrial Revolution) = a turkey pasty
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 AM
X - (the Industrial Revolution) = a turkey pasty
not if they don't catch us, cap'n
November 28, 2025 at 4:18 AM
not if they don't catch us, cap'n
nope. knives are good. gave up on a girl for lying to me about a mall ninja sword, but that’s not a knife.
November 28, 2025 at 4:01 AM
nope. knives are good. gave up on a girl for lying to me about a mall ninja sword, but that’s not a knife.
Graham Linehan wants to wear a suit made of woman skin this is psyche 101 here that man -definitely- has someone locked in his basement for harvest
November 28, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Graham Linehan wants to wear a suit made of woman skin this is psyche 101 here that man -definitely- has someone locked in his basement for harvest
concurrently: is that what it is?
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what is it?
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what is it?
November 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
concurrently: is that what it is?
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what is it?
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what is it?
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eventually he's gonna figure out he can challenge someone to a duel as part of his core duties of national defense and they won't be allowed to fight back; the streets are going to run red
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eventually he's gonna figure out he can challenge someone to a duel as part of his core duties of national defense and they won't be allowed to fight back; the streets are going to run red
November 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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eventually he's gonna figure out he can challenge someone to a duel as part of his core duties of national defense and they won't be allowed to fight back; the streets are going to run red
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eventually he's gonna figure out he can challenge someone to a duel as part of his core duties of national defense and they won't be allowed to fight back; the streets are going to run red
What a dick.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
What a dick.
I’m your girlfriend’s dad now and I’m happy she likes you and I’m proud that you didn’t lash out in anger and have been satisfied being the better man. That seems like good behavior from a person I can trust with my kid.
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I’m your girlfriend’s dad now and I’m happy she likes you and I’m proud that you didn’t lash out in anger and have been satisfied being the better man. That seems like good behavior from a person I can trust with my kid.
Oh, right: I’m blue sky’s #1 Dad and -fuck that guy-
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Oh, right: I’m blue sky’s #1 Dad and -fuck that guy-
I spent all day with my parents so apparently my ‘evil’ switch turned on immediately after they left:
‘accidentally’ call from her phone when the going gets good and get theatrical I’m sorry I don’t know why I’m compelled to get you to torture this guy
‘accidentally’ call from her phone when the going gets good and get theatrical I’m sorry I don’t know why I’m compelled to get you to torture this guy
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I spent all day with my parents so apparently my ‘evil’ switch turned on immediately after they left:
‘accidentally’ call from her phone when the going gets good and get theatrical I’m sorry I don’t know why I’m compelled to get you to torture this guy
‘accidentally’ call from her phone when the going gets good and get theatrical I’m sorry I don’t know why I’m compelled to get you to torture this guy
with her consent of course
November 28, 2025 at 2:04 AM
with her consent of course
oh, here's an all time classic prank: plant some drugs in his car and then distribute sex tapes of you and his daughter in whatever prison he's in.
November 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
oh, here's an all time classic prank: plant some drugs in his car and then distribute sex tapes of you and his daughter in whatever prison he's in.
quietly mouth 'we're going to fuck on your grave' every time you shake his hand until his heart pops, give a smile and a thumbs up, freeze frame, credits roll.
November 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
quietly mouth 'we're going to fuck on your grave' every time you shake his hand until his heart pops, give a smile and a thumbs up, freeze frame, credits roll.
I wonder if it worked, whatever situationally noble goal they were attempting.
November 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wonder if it worked, whatever situationally noble goal they were attempting.
but I’m sure the people doing it were fine
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
but I’m sure the people doing it were fine
Oh yeah, getting your shin bones shattered and then killed would suck
November 27, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Oh yeah, getting your shin bones shattered and then killed would suck