Waffle 🧇
@wafflecut.bsky.social
I’m actually very easygoing and chill so shut up
Los Angeles, he/him, bald
Los Angeles, he/him, bald
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I think journalists On Here want us to believe these big publications are staffed by scrappy little guy heroes and the bad acts are done by the owners, the boards, the editors, the awful never-identified headline writers, and we just need to squint and see their heroic acts between the article lines
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I think journalists On Here want us to believe these big publications are staffed by scrappy little guy heroes and the bad acts are done by the owners, the boards, the editors, the awful never-identified headline writers, and we just need to squint and see their heroic acts between the article lines
Just learned these are not the same character
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just learned these are not the same character
Don’t call us USians. The correct term is “from the continent”.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Don’t call us USians. The correct term is “from the continent”.
Just remembered how one of my buddies got into a fight with his wife because he took her to see Guardians of the Galaxy by describing it as a Bradley Cooper movie
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Just remembered how one of my buddies got into a fight with his wife because he took her to see Guardians of the Galaxy by describing it as a Bradley Cooper movie
Last night I had a dream that I had a really nice new video game controller. What does this mean.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Last night I had a dream that I had a really nice new video game controller. What does this mean.
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
The Terrifier movies are pretty objectionable but Art the Clown is without a doubt the funniest clown I’ve ever seen in a movie
November 26, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The Terrifier movies are pretty objectionable but Art the Clown is without a doubt the funniest clown I’ve ever seen in a movie
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Absolutely amazing teaser, omg
Visiting...With Huell Howser #1708 - WARTHOG UPDATE
YouTube video by MrHuellHowser
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Absolutely amazing teaser, omg
I’ve played this mobile game before
Good week to repost this from a couple years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I’ve played this mobile game before
Daniel Craig is the only actor who could play Huell Howser
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Daniel Craig is the only actor who could play Huell Howser
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I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I have long posited that Daniel Craig's accent in Glass Onion is better than Knives Out because in Knives Out he is trying to do a real Southern accent and is bad at it but in Glass Onion he is just talking like Foghorn Leghorn, which is something a real gay Southern weirdo would do.
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I'm collecting names from the replies and QTs bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm collecting names from the replies and QTs bsky.app/profile/did:...
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pie has a low floor and a very high ceiling, quality wise, which is why everyone is correct and wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 9:33 PM
pie has a low floor and a very high ceiling, quality wise, which is why everyone is correct and wrong.
What are some good ways to shove one hundred tupperware containers into a small cabinet? (Anyone who says own less tupperware containers gets blocked)
November 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What are some good ways to shove one hundred tupperware containers into a small cabinet? (Anyone who says own less tupperware containers gets blocked)
Face Off remake where they bring back Nicolas Cage and John Travolta but they switch roles
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Face Off remake where they bring back Nicolas Cage and John Travolta but they switch roles
Stupid me, I thought the economy was for people, turns out it’s the other way around
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Stupid me, I thought the economy was for people, turns out it’s the other way around
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People are being very inefficient today with the Discourse. We can save a lot of time with:
Based solely on the characters and technology seen on screen, rank Star Wars movies by how good of a turkey dinner you could get.
Based solely on the characters and technology seen on screen, rank Star Wars movies by how good of a turkey dinner you could get.
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
People are being very inefficient today with the Discourse. We can save a lot of time with:
Based solely on the characters and technology seen on screen, rank Star Wars movies by how good of a turkey dinner you could get.
Based solely on the characters and technology seen on screen, rank Star Wars movies by how good of a turkey dinner you could get.
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confirmed: Bluesky has the jus
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
confirmed: Bluesky has the jus
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
When you definitely know what your job is
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
When you definitely know what your job is
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an academic paper about over-the-top displays of sincerely held emotions called Earnest Goes to Camp
July 30, 2025 at 1:12 PM
an academic paper about over-the-top displays of sincerely held emotions called Earnest Goes to Camp
Phantom Menace forever goes at the bottom, very few movies are as awkward and off rhythm and generally infused with bad vibes as that one.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Phantom Menace forever goes at the bottom, very few movies are as awkward and off rhythm and generally infused with bad vibes as that one.
I don’t want to hear any British person complain about what we call foods when this is how they deploy the word pudding. They have no boundaries.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don’t want to hear any British person complain about what we call foods when this is how they deploy the word pudding. They have no boundaries.
They’re going full @internethippo.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
They’re going full @internethippo.bsky.social