⏱📋David Steinberg⏱📋
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Phish Stats, Math Geek, Doctor Who fan. Occasionally embodies the joy of Phish. Le Minuteur était aussi un Aggie Warning: since 10/7 has been publicly questioning and exploring his Jewish identity. There will be processing!
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The wizarding world stays secret through altering memories. That doesn’t work if people post live streams to Instagram.
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The real world sections are starting to feel dated and it's also getting harder to imagine people seeing a flying car and not having video of it.
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The bases were loaded. When the ball wasn't actually caught, it was a force at home.
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Baseball really is the best sport because all it takes is one little bobble and suddenly a game built on routine and order devolves into panic and chaos
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what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED IN MILWAUKEE!?!?!

Nearly a grand slam, nearly a robbed homer, instead somehow a force at home, force at 3rd double play!
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Don't worry. This is still the Mariners. Plenty of chances to blow it!
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This is already the most successful season in Mariners' history as we have the first 2 game lead (and first 2 game winning streak) in an ALCS! Let's keep it going.
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Up 7 runs, bottom of the 9th, leadoff walk and I'm terrified.
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Even if Rowling didn't get all weird, Harry Potter was headed directly towards that.
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A hit here and a lot of fans will be heading to the exits.
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I looked at my phone during the pitching change and saw a MNF update and I was so confused.

"It's Monday? There's a football game? Huh!"
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Still need 9 more outs. I'm only a little relaxed.
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Or not, but Crawford could have done it.
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Safety squeeze here is my hope.
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According to this announcer, if the Jays don't get their leadoff runner on, that's good for the M's. Who knew?
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Doing the ol' Earl Weaver: Pitching, Defense (well kind of), and 3 run homers, today.
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WOW! Just over the fence! 6-3 M's!!
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Eh, I remember the stupid Kansas City challenge.
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Important correction: It's Heinz Flavoured Mayo with an extra u!
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There's an ad on the wall in Toronto for Heinz Flavored Mayo. How Canadian!