Raquel Squelch
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if you don't get it there are a lot of great things in other places out there for you to get
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Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you
November 18, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Several jellyfish don't even know they're haunted and the ones who do don't even know. It's still no excuse to just sting your texts and never get back to you
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At what financial inflection point does one transition from believing taxes are a reasonable tool for funding government programs to becoming a hungry ghost whose desire for wealth can never be satiated?
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
At what financial inflection point does one transition from believing taxes are a reasonable tool for funding government programs to becoming a hungry ghost whose desire for wealth can never be satiated?
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I usually assume powerful people are doing that shit with each other like some sort of induction to mutual foulness and inner circle hierarchy.
November 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I usually assume powerful people are doing that shit with each other like some sort of induction to mutual foulness and inner circle hierarchy.
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i'm a reply guy at heart.
no really, i eviscerated one and took their heart as mine
no really, i eviscerated one and took their heart as mine
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 PM
i'm a reply guy at heart.
no really, i eviscerated one and took their heart as mine
no really, i eviscerated one and took their heart as mine
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can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
can’t find a tattoo artist to do matching ones for me and the baby
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I'm just a musty cardboard cutout of Bob Ross, waving at you from my eighth floor apartment window.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm just a musty cardboard cutout of Bob Ross, waving at you from my eighth floor apartment window.
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For $5 I'll become your Aunt June and buy a bird named Flicker
November 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
For $5 I'll become your Aunt June and buy a bird named Flicker
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I like to search "wrong answers only" and post the right answer as a little treat
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I like to search "wrong answers only" and post the right answer as a little treat
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You don't know me but I'm the guy who sliced bread slices in half and called it diet bread
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 PM
You don't know me but I'm the guy who sliced bread slices in half and called it diet bread
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I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I need an editor for my thoughts before they go to print in my mouth.
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
November 11, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I get jealous of people who are retiring, then I remember they’re nearing the end of their natural lifespan and I get even more jealous.
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I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.
November 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I don’t want a fun-sized Snickers. I want the full bar, the full commitment, the full emotional nougat.
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might fuck around and watch modern marvels for 12 hours straight
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
might fuck around and watch modern marvels for 12 hours straight
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If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
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I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I thought the Epstein emails would be difficult to read for a different reason
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If you only look at a reply to a reply to a politics post, it's impossible to deduce the topic of the original post
November 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you only look at a reply to a reply to a politics post, it's impossible to deduce the topic of the original post
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Me calling down the thunder: what's up bitch come get some
Me after the thunder has arrived: hey listen I think there's been a misunderstanding
Me after the thunder has arrived: hey listen I think there's been a misunderstanding
November 15, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me calling down the thunder: what's up bitch come get some
Me after the thunder has arrived: hey listen I think there's been a misunderstanding
Me after the thunder has arrived: hey listen I think there's been a misunderstanding
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With the might of a fallen smith I crush sweets of black and white under my grip, watching dust float into the bowl. It will be consumed with a fervor like that of a feral lion, no care for mess or propriety
November 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
With the might of a fallen smith I crush sweets of black and white under my grip, watching dust float into the bowl. It will be consumed with a fervor like that of a feral lion, no care for mess or propriety
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Oh, I see you have a strong sense of abandonment. Would you like a scone to go with that?
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Oh, I see you have a strong sense of abandonment. Would you like a scone to go with that?
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
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"i'm uncontrollably horny for a fifteen year old" of course you are you're twelve
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"i'm uncontrollably horny for a fifteen year old" of course you are you're twelve