Randy Braun
@randbot.bsky.social
Weird dad, Philly adjacent, trying to doomscroll less and mostly not succeeding
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
January 26, 2026 at 2:13 AM
I do think that a possibly underrated dynamic in The Horrors is that the Right as it has reconstituted itself under Trump legitimately can’t understand sincere moral or physical courage
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Then they will strip their sleeve and show
Their frostbite scars
And say "These wounds I had on Fuck Ice Day"
Their frostbite scars
And say "These wounds I had on Fuck Ice Day"
January 24, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Then they will strip their sleeve and show
Their frostbite scars
And say "These wounds I had on Fuck Ice Day"
Their frostbite scars
And say "These wounds I had on Fuck Ice Day"
Reposting this thread, great info to combat the useless doomerism of "Trump will cancel the midterms"
the question to ask about this is, okay, he wants to cancel the midterms. how does he get the VA state board of elections to cancel the midterms? how does he get the georgia board of elections to do it? how does he convince republican house members to quit their jobs and give up their paychecks?
Trump says a lot of deranged shit, but, per this Reuters article — and the threats of invoking the Insurrection Act in Minnesota this morning — he is very clearly exploring how to cancel the midterms.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
www.reuters.com/world/us/fiv...
January 15, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Reposting this thread, great info to combat the useless doomerism of "Trump will cancel the midterms"
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Almost every one of these "cops were disrespected by a fast food worker/barista" stories turns out to be fake or a complete overreaction/misunderstanding and sure enough: it's a drawing of a Tiktok meme called "John Pork is Calling"
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/d...
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/d...
January 12, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Almost every one of these "cops were disrespected by a fast food worker/barista" stories turns out to be fake or a complete overreaction/misunderstanding and sure enough: it's a drawing of a Tiktok meme called "John Pork is Calling"
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/d...
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/d...
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hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG...
www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...
Statement by Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell
YouTube video by Federal Reserve
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 AM
hi, political philosopher here! this is not funny, central banks only do this when they're in extreme distress
"Ready the Away Team"
Hit it
"Prepare for docking"
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
"Ready the Away Team"
Was not expecting a Der Fuhrer's Face reference, but I guess I also wasn't expecting the need for an anti-nazi anthem to come out of retirement 80 years later in the first place...
When Tom Homan says
“Your rhetoric’s a disgrace”
We HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART}
Right in Tom Homan’s face
To defy poor Tom
Would surely be disgrace
So we HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART]
Right in Tom Homan’s face
/1
“Your rhetoric’s a disgrace”
We HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART}
Right in Tom Homan’s face
To defy poor Tom
Would surely be disgrace
So we HEIL [FART] HEIL [FART]
Right in Tom Homan’s face
/1
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Was not expecting a Der Fuhrer's Face reference, but I guess I also wasn't expecting the need for an anti-nazi anthem to come out of retirement 80 years later in the first place...
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the entire administration is making content for twitter nazis and they are convinced that those twitter nazis are genuinely representative of the vast majority of american sentiment
they believe all the election conspiracies and think the country is 80-20 in their favor
they believe all the election conspiracies and think the country is 80-20 in their favor
The response to the ICE killing of Renee Nicole Good is not what the White House was expecting.
Like with their hiding of the Epstein files, part of the fundamental problem they are facing is that the stories the Trump administration has built their movement on are being shown for their emptiness.
Like with their hiding of the Epstein files, part of the fundamental problem they are facing is that the stories the Trump administration has built their movement on are being shown for their emptiness.
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
the entire administration is making content for twitter nazis and they are convinced that those twitter nazis are genuinely representative of the vast majority of american sentiment
they believe all the election conspiracies and think the country is 80-20 in their favor
they believe all the election conspiracies and think the country is 80-20 in their favor
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Mrs. Gennaro
I am for real
You won't see your husband anymore
He was eaten by a dinosaur
I am for real
You won't see your husband anymore
He was eaten by a dinosaur
March 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Mrs. Gennaro
I am for real
You won't see your husband anymore
He was eaten by a dinosaur
I am for real
You won't see your husband anymore
He was eaten by a dinosaur
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mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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New slang for breast implants just dropped
January 9, 2026 at 1:57 PM
New slang for breast implants just dropped
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what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
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as I learned from our discourse, the responsible thing to do is to mock JD Vance and theorize this guy was his lover
UPDATE: William DeFoor, 26, arrested after trying to break into Vice President JD Vance's Ohio home. He was using a hammer to break the windows - WXIX
January 5, 2026 at 3:12 PM
as I learned from our discourse, the responsible thing to do is to mock JD Vance and theorize this guy was his lover
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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Time is a flat circle.
January 4, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Time is a flat circle.
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america is always bad but you have to recognize this as being a couple standard deviations out from median badness at least.
January 3, 2026 at 4:48 PM
america is always bad but you have to recognize this as being a couple standard deviations out from median badness at least.
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It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
January 3, 2026 at 2:36 PM
It's illegal for the president to relieve student loan debt. It's completely fine for the president to unilaterally decide to have the head of a foreign nation black bagged on foreign soil.
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This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
This person went on a buying spree over the past 24 hours. Fresh wallet. Only existed since Dec 27th and has only bet on Venezuela-related markets.
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
polymarket.com/@0x31a56e9E6...
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shel silverstein was a prophet
December 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
shel silverstein was a prophet
“Hey that looks like a pot I also have.”
“HOLY SHI—“
“HOLY SHI—“
December 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
“Hey that looks like a pot I also have.”
“HOLY SHI—“
“HOLY SHI—“
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look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
look at how little effort it takes for someone on the conservative grievance circuit to destroy a life
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
millions of college kids have half assed an assignment at the last minute, you eat the F and move on
but the effort to push trans people out of public life will use whatever it can get
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