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Randy Braun
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Weird dad, Philly adjacent, trying to doomscroll less and mostly not succeeding
I mean, if you're saying that to a person who published an article titled "Where Vegans Went Wrong" a year ago I think a bit of opprobrium is warranted
January 26, 2026 at 2:59 PM
They are asking for the feds to STOP IMPEDING the local investigators. MN *wants* to investigate!

(And add others have said, you're quibbling over semantics; Dem senators are blocking a bill over these requests, what is that if not "insisting" it happen?)
January 26, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Want to point out that they are sneaking a little racism twofer in there as well - Cern is definitely online enough to know the internet joke/trope about black people and chirping alarms when he calls out smoke alarms as being intolerable to "high IQ" people: amp.knowyourmeme.com/editorials/g...
What's Up With Memes About Smoke Alarms Beeping, And Is It Being Used As A Dog Whistle?
Jokes about people living with their smoke detectors constantly chirping are not new material, but the meme has shifted to being directed specifically at Black people in recent years.
amp.knowyourmeme.com
January 26, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Ironically there are several in the featured tweets!
January 26, 2026 at 12:42 AM
Isn't it as simple as "It's both," though? America has always been a promise of freedom, AND has a history of consistently breaking that promise, AND ALSO a history of people pushing back on those violations to uphold that promise. You can't ignore either!
January 22, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Holy SHIT was not expecting to see a SB Mesa shout-out on this thread!

I will go a different direction with my nostalgia and say The Green Dragon, a cafe/coffeehouse that I spent a TON of nights at in high school
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
As Jamelle noted, federal elections happen coterminally with state and local elections - governors, state reps, district judges, county offices, mayoral races, school boards - all affected if they don't have elections. That's a lot of self-interest to have to try and get past!
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I literally yelled, scaring my parents, when I read the notice in our paper that they would start carrying Bloom County.
January 13, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I think there were a lot of us in Gen X too- I was even going to the library and checking out Pogo, Li'l Abner, Flash Gordon (!), Krazy Kat(!!)

My theory is the collected comics market was at its peak in the 80s/90s, and "graphic novels" had not yet grown enough to take over that reading niche
January 13, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I originally read your post as saying that there is exactly one Greater Oklahoma Shark, whose name is Dr. Sharkman, and now I'm sticking with that interpretation.
January 13, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I am a GenXer who read TONS of old Peanuts & Doonesbury collections in addition to all the great stuff coming out contemporaneously (and yes, even Garfield & Dilbert)

For me, graphic novels were not really a mainstream thing yet, so cartoon collections filled the gap.
January 13, 2026 at 5:14 PM
remembering that it was canon that whenever his tie wasn't flipped up, it signified he just got laid
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Look, he referred to the "risk/reward ratio," how much more Smart & Rational do you need him to be??
January 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Also, it's some meme called "John Pork is Calling," I'm quite online and had never heard of it so I'm POSITIVE a random deputy wouldn't be aware of it. I think the baristas were amusing themselves drawing memes on cups and the wrong snowflake got this one
January 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
January 12, 2026 at 8:18 PM
fun fact: not only is there a book about this, but a few years back Gene Luen Yang did a Superman graphic novel that was based on that arc of the radio show: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superma...
Superman Smashes the Klan - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
but both of these platforms are feed-based? anyone who wants to be in an echo chamber on Twitter is easily able to achieve that, and conversely you can come here and subscribe to all the Syria feeds?
January 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
If anything, we are still well inside the cultural "War on (refined) Carbs" which has been going on for a while now, and which this post from HHS is continuing!
January 12, 2026 at 3:50 PM
when I saw this story I thought "I bet this doesn't even have anything to do with the cop" and sure enough: the drawing is of a recent tiktok meme, "John Pork is Calling"
(no, I hadn't heard of it either, but that's what Know Your Meme is for)
www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/d...
Deputy receives coffee cup with pig drawing from Norwalk Starbucks
An LA County Sheriff’s deputy was served a cup of coffee with a hand-drawn image of a pig at a Starbucks in Norwalk. The LASD said they were “deeply concerned” with the incident after a deputy shared ...
www.nbclosangeles.com
January 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM