TurducKen Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
Writer and (ENNIE winning!) TTRPG designer who thinks about death the normal amount. VOID 1680 AM, No-Tell Motel, Lighthouse at the End of the World, Killer Ratings. linktr.ee/bannerlessgames
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TurducKen Lowery
@kenlowery.bsky.social
· Oct 13
NO-TELL MOTEL is so back.
The Employee Bundle is BACK in stock, and now includes the Door Hanger for when you wanna tell people to slink away or slink inside.
Keychains, door hangers, "Dice Trays" still available a la carte. Matchbooks with every order.
Check in: bannerless.games/shop
The Employee Bundle is BACK in stock, and now includes the Door Hanger for when you wanna tell people to slink away or slink inside.
Keychains, door hangers, "Dice Trays" still available a la carte. Matchbooks with every order.
Check in: bannerless.games/shop
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One time I was at the murder hotel in LA and they had a waffle iron and a bunch of cups of batter on a table and a comical Italian tourist came up and took one of the cups of batter and poured it on his cereal as we were all furiously waving our arms and yelling, and he just smiled and walked off.
Dude I am such a mark for a hotel breakfast buffet waffle iron
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
One time I was at the murder hotel in LA and they had a waffle iron and a bunch of cups of batter on a table and a comical Italian tourist came up and took one of the cups of batter and poured it on his cereal as we were all furiously waving our arms and yelling, and he just smiled and walked off.
Dude I am such a mark for a hotel breakfast buffet waffle iron
November 27, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Dude I am such a mark for a hotel breakfast buffet waffle iron
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Very enticing credit in these historical wargaming rules from 1989
November 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Very enticing credit in these historical wargaming rules from 1989
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Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Sorry for my absence but I've been busy moving into a new place.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
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You’re all invited Wednesday night to see my Thanksgiving-themed cover band, Turdokken
November 26, 2024 at 4:44 PM
You’re all invited Wednesday night to see my Thanksgiving-themed cover band, Turdokken
This comment on an AO3 story i wrote
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
This comment on an AO3 story i wrote
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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And to add to the hilarity, the song she sings with Robin Williams is apparently a song that got cut from “Something Funny Happened on the Way To The Forum”… which is what Nathan Lane was starring in immediately before filming The Birdcage
November 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
And to add to the hilarity, the song she sings with Robin Williams is apparently a song that got cut from “Something Funny Happened on the Way To The Forum”… which is what Nathan Lane was starring in immediately before filming The Birdcage
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In every Gene Hackman movie he's named Royal Tenenbaum, including The Conversation and Welcome to Mooseport
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 PM
In every Gene Hackman movie he's named Royal Tenenbaum, including The Conversation and Welcome to Mooseport
Watching THE BIRDCAGE and I forgot Gene Hackman's character is named "Kevin." I'm sorry but that's wrong. That face cannot be named Kevin
November 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Watching THE BIRDCAGE and I forgot Gene Hackman's character is named "Kevin." I'm sorry but that's wrong. That face cannot be named Kevin
"Indicative" is definitely one of my favorite $3 words
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Indicative" is definitely one of my favorite $3 words
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That behavior is indicative of Raven
August 24, 2023 at 9:33 PM
That behavior is indicative of Raven
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*as the undying shades I've bound to my will blacken the sky and dampen all sound but my voice* yes, in fact I do recommend the Song Exploder episode about "Levitating," I'll wait as you queue it up
November 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
*as the undying shades I've bound to my will blacken the sky and dampen all sound but my voice* yes, in fact I do recommend the Song Exploder episode about "Levitating," I'll wait as you queue it up
"How did you get into #TTRPGs?"
No time for talking, there's a huge tsunami of dice and pewter figurines coming this way! First, let's survive this, then we can reminisce.
Now, RUN!!!!!
No time for talking, there's a huge tsunami of dice and pewter figurines coming this way! First, let's survive this, then we can reminisce.
Now, RUN!!!!!
"How did you get into #TTRPGs?"
I was on a routine expedition with my family when we met the greatest earthquake ever known.
I was on a routine expedition with my family when we met the greatest earthquake ever known.
November 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
Look I know the show has "Slow" right there in the title but we're five seasons in and I still haven't seen a single horse show up
November 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Look I know the show has "Slow" right there in the title but we're five seasons in and I still haven't seen a single horse show up
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there is a house in New Orleans
they call The Sexual House
they call The Sexual House
September 2, 2025 at 6:26 PM
there is a house in New Orleans
they call The Sexual House
they call The Sexual House
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"What is this missing? Ah, yes, of course,"
April 11, 2024 at 9:40 PM
"What is this missing? Ah, yes, of course,"
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When I am designing dungeons www.bbc.com/news/science...
April 11, 2024 at 9:37 PM
When I am designing dungeons www.bbc.com/news/science...
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Come see me play a game I've never played before!
Here are the upcoming scheduled Bolted! game streams, with a true murderer's row of badasses. (Live calendar links are on the Kickstarter page - www.kickstarter.com/projects/mal...)
November 25, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Come see me play a game I've never played before!