Eric P
@prestemon.bsky.social
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jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
January 14, 2026 at 1:00 AM
jack daniels can be classified as either bourbon or whiskey, since bourbon and whiskey are simply different names for identical products
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if you're surprised to learn that the Winter Olympics are just a month away, don't worry, you're not alone, the people building all the venues in Italy also appear to be surprised the Olympics are just a month away
January 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
if you're surprised to learn that the Winter Olympics are just a month away, don't worry, you're not alone, the people building all the venues in Italy also appear to be surprised the Olympics are just a month away
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I'm playing Ocarina of Time and I'm threading my comments about it here, so real quick:
-Yes, I have played it before
-I didn't like it and quit like 2-3 dungeons in
-It was over a decade ago and I don't remember anything
-No comment on what version I'm playing
-Yes, I have played it before
-I didn't like it and quit like 2-3 dungeons in
-It was over a decade ago and I don't remember anything
-No comment on what version I'm playing
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I'm playing Ocarina of Time and I'm threading my comments about it here, so real quick:
-Yes, I have played it before
-I didn't like it and quit like 2-3 dungeons in
-It was over a decade ago and I don't remember anything
-No comment on what version I'm playing
-Yes, I have played it before
-I didn't like it and quit like 2-3 dungeons in
-It was over a decade ago and I don't remember anything
-No comment on what version I'm playing
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No scope
January 3, 2026 at 5:27 PM
No scope
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No need for the species. Just tell me "that's not a bird, you loser" so I can continue with my walk. A clown emoji would do, even
January 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
No need for the species. Just tell me "that's not a bird, you loser" so I can continue with my walk. A clown emoji would do, even
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I know it's not Merlin's job to identify squirrels, but it would save me a lot of thrusting my phone in the direction of chirping and getting annoyed that it's not picking up the very obvious sound if it could just give me a squirrel emoji
January 2, 2026 at 8:34 PM
I know it's not Merlin's job to identify squirrels, but it would save me a lot of thrusting my phone in the direction of chirping and getting annoyed that it's not picking up the very obvious sound if it could just give me a squirrel emoji
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I have a good feeling about 2026
January 2, 2026 at 2:36 AM
I have a good feeling about 2026
MTV is officially ending all of its music channels.
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?
January 1, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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It's crazy how this is barely an exaggeration.
December 25, 2025 at 10:07 PM
It's crazy how this is barely an exaggeration.
y'all have really built up muppet christmas carol. watching for the first time today. it better live up to the hype
December 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
y'all have really built up muppet christmas carol. watching for the first time today. it better live up to the hype
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time for the only holiday tradition that matters
December 25, 2025 at 3:15 AM
time for the only holiday tradition that matters
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Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
December 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Insults from You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (the original), ranked from least to most hurtful:
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
- Garlic in your soul
- Heel
- Heart full of unwashed socks
- Crooked jerky jockey
- Stink, stank, stunk
- Mean one
- Bad banana with a greasy black peel
- Nasty wasty skunk
- Cuddly as a cactus
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people should say bye on the phone in tv shows and movies
Let’s air those grievances. I want to hear your pettiest gripes on this the holiest of days.
December 24, 2025 at 4:13 AM
people should say bye on the phone in tv shows and movies
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
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I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 22, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I do appreciate how each new Mr Beast thing becomes more dreamlike, as if it’s a profane parable whispered into your subconscious by a demon
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got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
December 21, 2025 at 6:52 AM
got my adhd upgraded to ad4k
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I was practicing Folsom Prison Blues for my first karaoke outing and I accidentally sang “I’m stuck in Wholesome Prison,” so…
December 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I was practicing Folsom Prison Blues for my first karaoke outing and I accidentally sang “I’m stuck in Wholesome Prison,” so…
One of my strongest held takes is that the names and pictures on the poster should line up. Don't put "Connie Sellecca" on Corbin Bernsen and vice versa. it's wrong
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
One of my strongest held takes is that the names and pictures on the poster should line up. Don't put "Connie Sellecca" on Corbin Bernsen and vice versa. it's wrong
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"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!
It was a pain worse than childbirth, said a TikTok mom as she described bouts of uncontrollable vomiting after marijuana use.
‘Scromiting,’ or uncontrollable vomiting due to marijuana use, is on the rise | CNN
Uncontrolled, explosive vomiting after marijuana use, called “scromiting,” is on the rise in the US, including among teenagers. Here’s what you need to know.
cnn.it
December 4, 2025 at 7:32 AM
"Scromiting" is my nominee for word of the year every year. maybe 2026 is its time!
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Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Sesame Street taught me to count to twelve, but in the most dramatic way possible
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I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’m tired AGAIN? I was just tired every day before this
I used a punch card reader and (separately) a printing terminal (no screen, line based editing).
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.
Show your age
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
17 (have never used a fax machine, a record player, or a phone booth)
December 16, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I used a punch card reader and (separately) a printing terminal (no screen, line based editing).
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.
Both were dying/defunct at the time but still counts.