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Hey we saw you from across the bar and we think your vibes fucking suck so we're gonna take you outside and beat you to death is that cool
August 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
As a boy, the SNK's bankruptcy broke my heart. Now, a man, I find myself yearning for it
I come before you today, humbled and humiliated, to ask you for one thing...

I want you to bankrupt SNK...
January 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
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This Movie Exists - "HOPALONG CASSIDY"

You might have heard the name. You may have seen the films- there are 66 of them (really!) You don't know the story of WHY Westerns stayed popular generations longer than anyone expected because ONE MAN changed Hollywood history
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4Kc...
This Movie Exists - HOPALONG CASSIDY
YouTube video by moviebob
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January 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
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GenAi has NO place at Comicon, ESPECIALLY at art shows!

By doing so Comic-con signals to older and newer generations of artists that their exploitation and replacement is worth putting on a pedestal.👎

Anyway here’s their email. Feel free to politely share thoughts:

artshow @ comic-con.org
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful
January 13, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Just found out Elon's X is the same X from American History X and a whoooole lotta stuff is making sense.
January 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
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Dredd once again takes on an eldritch evil
I thought I'd seen most #Dredd pics

Dredd vs Mr Blobby

posted elsewhere by the disturbingly knowledgeable MacMac Anorak...
January 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Jamelle Bouie posted a great video about how he's not going to engage with anyone claiming Good's murder was self-defense, or she was trying to ram the ICE officer with her car, etc.

I think that's exactly right. It is not good for the human soul to humor or debate bald-faced, knowing lies.
i am just not going to engage with people who are willing to lie to your face about this.
TikTok video by b-boy bouiebaisse
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January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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Just realized that Emperor Qin Shi Huang's "Terracotta Army" of clay soldiers he kept in a vault in like 200 BC make him the first Warhammer Guy. he got some disposable income and started painting minis. totally get it
January 4, 2026 at 3:11 PM
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Hula Hoop Genius.

フラフープの天才ですっ☆
December 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Plus SF6 will let you do a bonkers story mode and make a terrifying homonculous of a broken fighter to play against your friend's equally broken homonculous
So you’re a newcomer to the genre and not a fan of fighting games❓

Still, give Street Fighter 6 and Guilty Gear Strive a shot❗️Both are 50% off and EXTREMELY accessible to newcomers.
a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
ALT: a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
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December 25, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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So you’re a newcomer to the genre and not a fan of fighting games❓

Still, give Street Fighter 6 and Guilty Gear Strive a shot❗️Both are 50% off and EXTREMELY accessible to newcomers.
a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
ALT: a man dressed as captain america is standing in a hallway next to a red chair .
media.tenor.com
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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White men are 30% of the US and if they look around the room and see it’s less than 90% white men they think it’s affirmative action.
85% of CEOs are white men.

All but one US President has been a white man.

65% of all elected offices are held by white men.

Roughly 30% of the population is white men.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TOPIC EVEN???
December 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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I feel it is important that we honor British film pioneer George Albert Smith. Yes, he helped pioneer editing, closeups, science fiction films, etc. but I think we can all agree that his greatest contribution was as an early trailblazer in the Cat Video genre.
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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Unclench your jaw.

Relax your brow.

Go get a drink of water.

See if you've taken your meds

Eat something.

Doesn't matter what you look like right now, i think you look amazing.

Because you do.

You're a wonderful person.

And have this. 🫂🖤 you did great today. You made it through
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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As a Jewish journalist, I know I am casting my lot with people who, deep down, are antisemitic. But that's okay because I'm confident that however much they hate Jews, they hate Muslims 5-10% more.

by Bari Weiss
December 16, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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When is it gonna be MY turn to be the CEO admitting my company used the Plagiarism Machine to plagiarize art and writing but only during the concept stages so that makes it okay (we will leave stuff in the final game and say it was an oopsie)
December 16, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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[email protected] : Were you satisfied with the answers you’ve gotten so far in this classified briefing on Venezuela?

AOC: Oh, hell no. It was a joke. This was not a serious intelligence briefing. This was the communication of an opinion.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Look man I don’t think the people being poisoned by data centers really care if you remove the generated assets before shipping, and I don’t really care if you “only” use the machine that stole my shit and convinced teens to off themselves for internal PowerPoints.

Cool motive. Still bullshit tho.
December 16, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Do not download Hogwarts Legacy on the Epic Games Store. I do not care if it’s free.

Slungus
December 15, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Dear Bluesky hammer&sickle crowd:

That new dude in your group? He’s an FBI agent.
December 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Mom’s a lib, Calvin is a lefty.
December 15, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Feverishly working on this
December 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff
December 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM