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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · Mar 2

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Hey I'm Nitz, genderthing that mostly bitches, rambles about nothing or wrings hands about fictional long haired men you haven't thought about in 20 years

Sometimes I create things ( #nitzart ) and sometimes I 'play' that one popular game ( #nitzFF )

Be my potential oomfie.

and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 1h

I GUESS I can live with no aux because fine whatever I can bluetoof but knowing I don't get to use my whopping 120gb worth of extra storage I have on my current phone with my SD is just so stupid I'm mentally twisting into a god damn pretzel over it, I hate techbros acting like this was ever okay

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 1h

Scowling sososososo hard that I 'need' to get (am being forced to because my glucose app claims in December they won't support my current one) a new phone but that means being forced to join the era of no headphone jacks or SD card slots and that's not an adjustment I want to have to make

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 2h

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declan @1milliondollars.bsky.social · 21h

(auld lang syne) should mortal kombat armageddon come back out on steam / onaga was a cooler boss but blaze had lava beam

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Falz @ignobleimpfalz.bsky.social · 6h

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zhinxy and 1 other @zhinxy.bsky.social · 11h

In John Brunner's The Sheep Look Up, fake pubic-hair panties (And scandalously slit skirts to show them off!) are the height of fashion during the grand ecological and societal collapse.

derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14h

the year is 2030. a doctor solemnly informs you that you have plastic in your testicles bc millions of people persuaded by celebrity marketing bought synthetic pubic hairs that were eventually consumed by fish that you ate

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richard @richardnormal.bsky.social · 4h

the powers that be want you to know less about your computer. they are taking away your beautiful file pathing, keyboard inputs, considered mouse clicks, and expertise of your OS. everything will soon be done by mumbling into the open air and praying it works correctly. this is a nightmare.

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 7h

This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...

Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it

Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.

www.theverge.com

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Tim Ellis 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 5h

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed:

www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 3h

the peanut inside the peanut m&m mascot should be it’s own voiced character. his only goal is to “get out” of the living shell. he does so by speaking through the m&m, trying to convince the other candies to break him out, killing his host

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 12h

Never did I feel so safe and assured that I wouldn't witness a terrible explosion that day but also not sure how bad I'd feel about it based on the odds that he may have racial opinions that would make the 1850s blush

and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 12h

Speaking of cybertrucks I found out who drives one of the... multiple... seen around our town, statistically insane as it is to think about

And it's some super old white fella with a cane who took a whole 30 secs getting INTO the car and didn't seem to know how to pull out of the domino's parklot

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 12h

This is my little dose of being a hater but I've been a hater of it since day one over ten years ago, watching that shit soak up 900 seasons while everything else AS had gets thrown out with the bathwater 🎻 this is just my last straw of how annoying I find it LOL

and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 13h

TV was on autoplay on whatever the hell all afternoon and can I say I can't think of anything more pointlessly cybertruck vibed of a TV show pitch than a fucking R&M fake anime. Who is this for besides the most annoying white dude in your public discord server.

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Edward Delandre @dedart.bsky.social · 2d

they are probably up to no good.
A little Halloween painting!
Oil painting on panel 14"x18"

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Las 🐺🪽 @featherfangart.bsky.social · 1d

| Villain |

To all my fellow people pleasers out there... 😌
#originalart

an illustration of book being pierced through by a sword, from the wound the thorns with red tips are growing, slowly changing into flowers, a red bookmark is there to symbolize blood.

the book reads 'It's alright to say No. You will always be a villain in someone's story...'

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mengo but scary... @mengo329.bsky.social · 17h

I just wanted to download a fuckin rom, man

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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 22h

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and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 14h

Strong huggin arms

and this is what the devil does @painiac.bsky.social · 18h

Giving the native american horrific needle teeth continues to be... A Choice! without even getting into the damn devil mask

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Duhveed @duh--veed.bsky.social · 1d

Years of scientific studies have shown that these are the different types of yeens there are. Both Triangle Ones and Raisins can be more wimpish or wompa.

A wimpy-wompa is a perfect in-between.
There might be ones that fall outside of this spectrum, expect more info from respected sources soon.

Scientific chart of the hyena (yeen) spectrum. From wimpy to wompa. Theres also raisins and triangle ones.

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erin plasma @plasmasword.blacksky.app · 20h

( screaming mad george is also very much a gender-inspiration and aesthetic inspiration to me. have you seen screaming mad george. now you have.
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)

screaming mad george, wearing black lipstick with brown medium length hair, a black coat with sleeves rolled up, black lipstick, looking at the camera from a dutch angle, posing against a wall made of skin, faces, eyeballs and writhing hands, a prop put together for one of the nightmare on elm street films

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Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · Jan 26

Probably my two favorite monsters

A package of Monster Clay, with photos on the packaging of a sculpture of a bat monster and a sculpture of Abraham Lincoln.

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Gunnar @itsgunnars.bsky.social · 2d

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DavidPCM (David/Demi) @davidpcm.bsky.social · Aug 5

wanted to express this visually

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · May 29

Touching this bird can result in numbness & tingling in extremities. Eating it can result in paralysis or death ☠️.

Let's talk about neurotoxic birds 🐦.

(📷: Ben G Freeman, benjamingfreeman.com)

A bird with black head and wings but red-orange body is slightly annoyed to be touched by a human hand, beak semi-open in protest, as if about to complain. In the background is a lush forest scene.

Hooded Pitohui (Pitohui dichrous) YUS Conservation area on the Huon Peninsula, Morobe Province, Papua New Guinea.
CREDIT: Ben Freeman.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hooded_Pitohui_3.jpg

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