My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
My favorite part is in the beginning where each of the guest stars’ names look like they’re flying out of the turkey’s asshole.
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome for videogamedom’s own personal Jesus Christ, Ichiban Kasuga:
Ladies and gentlemen, a warm welcome for videogamedom’s own personal Jesus Christ, Ichiban Kasuga:
lies. it’s all lies
lies. it’s all lies
From the sidelines, I watched them film this movie.
I saw that prosthetic nose long before anyone else.
I was five years old. It was my first glimpse of showbiz.
40 years later, he blurbs my books, gifts them to friends and is my most high profile fan. What a circle.
From the sidelines, I watched them film this movie.
I saw that prosthetic nose long before anyone else.
I was five years old. It was my first glimpse of showbiz.
40 years later, he blurbs my books, gifts them to friends and is my most high profile fan. What a circle.
"I took what I thought was unique about the Falcon, which is this kind of asymmetrical cockpit that is basically a sphere with two prongs on it, and played around with different variations on that theme."
This ship was designed for the 1997 Special Edition.
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