Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of the ZOOTOPIA comic on shelves now. Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes.
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
it always takes cranberries longer to reduce down than I think it does
November 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
it always takes cranberries longer to reduce down than I think it does
a *dog* in a *chair*
preposterous
preposterous
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
a *dog* in a *chair*
preposterous
preposterous
I am also of the opinion that Iwona B Horyn' is a dumb joke put in the system by the Doge Kids earlier in the year because all the confirmations refer back to the same point. Get someone who has met Miss B Horyn and then we'll see
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I am also of the opinion that Iwona B Horyn' is a dumb joke put in the system by the Doge Kids earlier in the year because all the confirmations refer back to the same point. Get someone who has met Miss B Horyn and then we'll see
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PORTLAND: Big sale at Cosmic Monkey Comics @cosmicmonkeycomics.bsky.social! #pdxcomics
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
PORTLAND: Big sale at Cosmic Monkey Comics @cosmicmonkeycomics.bsky.social! #pdxcomics
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I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I strongly support this kind of gloating, it’s good for everyone’s souls!
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BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA #1 is in stores today! I’ll be signing it at Collector’s Paradise in Pasadena, CA from 5-7pm this evening.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
BATMAN/GREEN ARROW/THE QUESTION: ARCADIA #1 is in stores today! I’ll be signing it at Collector’s Paradise in Pasadena, CA from 5-7pm this evening.
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Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
The New Yuletide Treasury Book I | Benito Cereno
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November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)
www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
spare a rotten egg for the image of Merrick Garland, and remember that weakness is just as dangerous as corruption
November 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
spare a rotten egg for the image of Merrick Garland, and remember that weakness is just as dangerous as corruption
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Finishing the 5th Elephant audiobook again. Never a disappointment to me:) Here’s some sketching of Gaspode the dog.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Finishing the 5th Elephant audiobook again. Never a disappointment to me:) Here’s some sketching of Gaspode the dog.
Perfect gift for the guy who’s personality is “I prefer A24 movies “
November 25, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Perfect gift for the guy who’s personality is “I prefer A24 movies “
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Psst: Helioscope has a WHOLE BUNCH of books & prints & original art on sale right now, for…pre-Black Friday, I guess? Many, many items are at 20% off. Go take a look! www.etsy.com/shop/Heliosc...
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November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Psst: Helioscope has a WHOLE BUNCH of books & prints & original art on sale right now, for…pre-Black Friday, I guess? Many, many items are at 20% off. Go take a look! www.etsy.com/shop/Heliosc...
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These kiddos would love to sign their first book for you!
If you missed the awesome STARDUST: The SUPER WIZARD crowd fund, it's packed with gonzo tales by wonderful creators like @allredmd.bsky.social @ffrancavilla.bsky.social @jeffparker.bsky.social & many more 💖
Ko-fi.com/jamesasmus/shop
If you missed the awesome STARDUST: The SUPER WIZARD crowd fund, it's packed with gonzo tales by wonderful creators like @allredmd.bsky.social @ffrancavilla.bsky.social @jeffparker.bsky.social & many more 💖
Ko-fi.com/jamesasmus/shop
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 PM
These kiddos would love to sign their first book for you!
If you missed the awesome STARDUST: The SUPER WIZARD crowd fund, it's packed with gonzo tales by wonderful creators like @allredmd.bsky.social @ffrancavilla.bsky.social @jeffparker.bsky.social & many more 💖
Ko-fi.com/jamesasmus/shop
If you missed the awesome STARDUST: The SUPER WIZARD crowd fund, it's packed with gonzo tales by wonderful creators like @allredmd.bsky.social @ffrancavilla.bsky.social @jeffparker.bsky.social & many more 💖
Ko-fi.com/jamesasmus/shop
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Black Friday Sale starts now in my Bigcartel Shop! 20% off all orders of $25 or more! theartofcoop.bigcartel.com/products
November 24, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Black Friday Sale starts now in my Bigcartel Shop! 20% off all orders of $25 or more! theartofcoop.bigcartel.com/products
aw, I didn't catch that George Wendt died the other day. Also didn't know he was Jason Sudeikis' uncle
November 24, 2025 at 6:10 AM
aw, I didn't catch that George Wendt died the other day. Also didn't know he was Jason Sudeikis' uncle
-upstream failure gon' give it to you-
November 23, 2025 at 10:18 PM
-upstream failure gon' give it to you-
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Since it’s premiering in a week, here’s the t-shirt design I did for the cast and crew of Netflix’s “Stranger Things” Season 5, given as production wrap party gift. They wanted an animated style, “Scooby Doo” type of vibe. #StrangerThings #Netflix
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Since it’s premiering in a week, here’s the t-shirt design I did for the cast and crew of Netflix’s “Stranger Things” Season 5, given as production wrap party gift. They wanted an animated style, “Scooby Doo” type of vibe. #StrangerThings #Netflix
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NY Times obit...
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Burt Meyer, 99, Dies; Made Lite-Brite and Rock ’Em Sock ’Em Robots
www.nytimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
NY Times obit...
🎁🔗
🎁🔗
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Your Sunday summary of the past week in FLASH GORDON ⚡️
Flash Gordon Comic Strip 2025-11-23 | Comics Kingdom
Read the Flash Gordon comic strip from November 23, 2025, and check out other Flash Gordon comics by Dan Schkade.
comicskingdom.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Your Sunday summary of the past week in FLASH GORDON ⚡️
How do you pronounce her name anyway- Nutsy? Newsie? Newt-zi? I don't know because I've only ever read about her, which tonight was The Wrongest Call
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 AM
How do you pronounce her name anyway- Nutsy? Newsie? Newt-zi? I don't know because I've only ever read about her, which tonight was The Wrongest Call
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“The darkly humorous moments and collision of rave-era messiness and rural menace result in a lean, low-budget, feral thriller.”
Little White Lies reviews GAME:
lwlies.com/reviews/game
Little White Lies reviews GAME:
lwlies.com/reviews/game
Game review – a taut, lean and claustrophobic homegrown thriller
Portishead’s Geoff Barrow teams with comic book writer Rob Williams to pen a tightly-wound, unexpected rave-era thriller that delivers the goods.
lwlies.com
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
“The darkly humorous moments and collision of rave-era messiness and rural menace result in a lean, low-budget, feral thriller.”
Little White Lies reviews GAME:
lwlies.com/reviews/game
Little White Lies reviews GAME:
lwlies.com/reviews/game
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He befriended Brown when they went to deal with
"some National Front skinheads in north Manchester who'd been shakin' a lot of me mates up", he told i-D magazine in 1996.
"some National Front skinheads in north Manchester who'd been shakin' a lot of me mates up", he told i-D magazine in 1996.
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 PM
He befriended Brown when they went to deal with
"some National Front skinheads in north Manchester who'd been shakin' a lot of me mates up", he told i-D magazine in 1996.
"some National Front skinheads in north Manchester who'd been shakin' a lot of me mates up", he told i-D magazine in 1996.
This is how you deal with this President
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
This is how you deal with this President
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The internet just showed me this response drawing that I posted five years ago. Feel free to use it if you have a need.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The internet just showed me this response drawing that I posted five years ago. Feel free to use it if you have a need.