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Benito Cereno
@benitocereno.bsky.social
Writer podcaster Latin Christmas horror movies Kentucky//BLOOD & THUNDER out monthly from Skybound//HECTOR PLASM: HUNT THE BIGFOOT out NOW from Image//STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS coming in December//CAPES coming 2026

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Name: Benito
Pronouns: he/his
Location: Central Kentucky
Interests: comics, ghosts and monsters, Christmas traditions and folklore, Latin language and literature, horror movies and literature, soup
Vocation: freelance writer (comics etc) and podcaster

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Comics writer and co-host of Apocrypals. Christmas, folklore, Latin, Kentucky
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Nerds, I have a Threadless store where apparently everything is on sale right now! Go buy some stuff! For Christmas! Or whatever! So I can feed my family! At Christmas! Or whenever!

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November 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Wednesday. Get it.
November 30, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I understand it’s the New Yorker’s style guide, but seeing these diacritics in a skeet is weird as hell
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
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Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Hey!! My brother illustrated the cover story for "STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS," written by @benitocereno.bsky.social and published by @imagecomics.com!

In stores this Wednesday! You better watch out!!
November 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Soup
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Hey, if your library has Kanopy (we just accessed it last night for the first time, holy molee, it's like the Criterion Collection in there, SO many excellent and classic films), they've got James Goldman's Christmas classic THE LION IN WINTER, which is essentially SUCCESSION, at Christmas, in 1187
November 28, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Years ago I did a LION IN WINTER paper figure/diorama/paper theater set. You can still download it and print it to cut and display, if that sort of endeavor is as much your inclination as it is mine:
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November 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Shout out to my grandma telling me about all the ladies in memory care she has beef with
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“Kuss vom Krampus” was *right there*
"Gruss vom Krampus" Krampus kissing a woman.
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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There are plenty of “old world” Christmas boogeymen, but since in the U.S. we're celebrating the bounty of the harvest through the lens of our early Colonial past today, I reckoned today might be a good day to share America’s first holiday villain:

Companions of Christmas: THE PARISH SNITCH
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November 27, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He’s right
I fucking hate Elf on a Shelf.
November 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Orphan and the Five Beasts: 🩸BATH OF BLOOD🩸 #3 preview, out next Wed Dec 3
November 27, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Also available on my shop: a new translation by me of 25 Medieval Latin miracles of St Nicholas

www.patreon.com/benitocereno...
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!

If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)

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The New Yuletide Treasury Book I | Benito Cereno
Get more from Benito Cereno on Patreon
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November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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How did Muh-three-gan fare on her second outing? Will there be a muh-third? We investigate.
Friends 'Till the End: M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
The newest horror-doll franchise dropped the horror and went for an action-comedy vibe with its second entry this year. Does it stick the landing in glide mode, or was Chucky right that "muh-three-gan...
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November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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OUT TODAY!!
A new dark horror four issue series from the creators of Where Monsters Lie that’s perfect for fans of The Crow, Revenge Horror and violent, well-deserved retribution.
On sale this week!
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November 26, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Jerome, Percival, Jesus
November 15, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Also available on my shop: a new translation by me of 25 Medieval Latin miracles of St Nicholas

www.patreon.com/benitocereno...
November 26, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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This feels like an appropriate use of “You better watch out! You better watch OUT! You better WATCH OUT! YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!”
Here comes Santa Claus

In stores next week
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Also, this is absolutely the lore behind the comics in STARTLING TALES OF SANTA CLAUS (out a week from today)
Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!

If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)

www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
The New Yuletide Treasury Book I | Benito Cereno
Get more from Benito Cereno on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Now available in my shop -- a PDF of Book I of my expansive new mythology of Christmas, encompassing the life, death, and rebirth of St Nicholas!

If you've heard me mention my "Silmarillion of Christmas," this is it (NB they are only similar in scope, not tone)

www.patreon.com/posts/new-yu...
The New Yuletide Treasury Book I | Benito Cereno
Get more from Benito Cereno on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Here comes Santa Claus

In stores next week
November 25, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Companions of Christmas: ČERT AND ANDĚL

Each year, St. Nicolas gathers two of his littlest companions on December 5th: unlikely best friends Čert and Anděl, who accompany him to the Czech Republic, Slovenia, and Slovakia. 1/
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:19 AM