Parker
@jeffparker.bsky.social
Writer of the ZOOTOPIA comic on shelves now. Join me in the fight against Motion Smoothing, heroes.
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
In between missions I cease to exist
https://www.jeffparkerwrites.com
he can't parse the "whatever you did for the least of these" part
November 28, 2025 at 6:03 AM
he can't parse the "whatever you did for the least of these" part
beat me too because I didn't see the reply for some reason
November 27, 2025 at 6:52 AM
beat me too because I didn't see the reply for some reason
are you saying I have to let it linger
November 27, 2025 at 6:51 AM
are you saying I have to let it linger
wingback chairs are good for dogs, love em
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
wingback chairs are good for dogs, love em
all you have to do to pull off a sock puppet now is make a Linked In account for them and everyone throws up their hands, 'that settles it'
November 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
all you have to do to pull off a sock puppet now is make a Linked In account for them and everyone throws up their hands, 'that settles it'
"who was giving me real clear signals I wasn't picking up on"
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"who was giving me real clear signals I wasn't picking up on"
it would be really hard to not cross examine your whole life in Carol's shoes
November 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
it would be really hard to not cross examine your whole life in Carol's shoes
my middle name IS "Salted Buttercream"
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
my middle name IS "Salted Buttercream"
hey Chris you better delete this, I'll cover for you but I can only hold them off for a few minutes
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
hey Chris you better delete this, I'll cover for you but I can only hold them off for a few minutes
it's always uncomfortable knowing you elbowed out some possible/probable friends, but they ate shit it's yours now
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
it's always uncomfortable knowing you elbowed out some possible/probable friends, but they ate shit it's yours now