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Dylan
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Methodist theologian of Yinzer liberation
Hmm. Boss is telling me to murder people in cold blood. I'm uncomfortable with this, but I don't want to get fired. What should I do?
BRENNAN: Do you have confidence in Admiral Bradley?

HIMES: What it raises is what happens when an apparently good man like Admiral Bradley is placed in a context where he knows that if he countermands an order he's uncomfortable with it's very likely he'll be fired
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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They get off to violating the consent of others. Not more complicated than that.
Anyone have a theory on the administration's sudden obsession with Franklin the turtle?
December 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I do not think this argument is great. What do you suppose the overall breakdown of the Somali-American vote was? More or less than the 53% majority of white women who supported Trump?
“You knew damn well I was a snake…”
December 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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King Herod ass post
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
scientists 🤝 clergy

there's no one left to pay us in twenty years
My teen, who had dreamt of being an astrophysicist, just told me he wants to go to law school because, “Science isn’t going to be a priority in the US in the future…I don’t want a job where I’ll be constantly worried my funding will be taken away.”

Gutting. How many future scientists have we lost?
December 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
This is exactly why I can only wear a hat in situations of anonymity, and can only muster the will to break out a bow tie like once a year
guy who doesnt usually wear a hat wears one and everyones like "woah, hat guy now?"
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Huh, yet another (comparatively small!) black mark on the Archdiocese of Boston
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
They don't even fit right!
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Jus soli citizenship is an overwhelming hemispheric norm!
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I was just listening to Blake and Parry's "Jerusalem" and lamenting that the United States doesn't have a song like that, before realizing it's the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
December 6, 2025 at 12:07 AM
It is clearly time to crown a new white girl America's pop queen, folks
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
It's not surprising, obviously, but still sucks every time you see local authorities (particularly in progressive jurisdictions) gladly participate in Trump autogolpe activities.
NEW— DC Metropolitan Police just shared a tiny bit more body cam footage from the March US Institute of Peace raid in response to my FOIA lawsuit w/ @rcfp.org

One clip shows USIP President George Moose being escorted out.

Moose: You know we're gonna see you all in court.
MPD: Yea we figured that.
December 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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It is just beyond my comprehension how so many people apparently wake up every day determined to find as many low to high level nasty things to do as they can.
December 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Every monstrous Goliath looks in the mirror and sees scrappy, handsome David
December 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Somewhat puzzling that Kash went big and public with this then???
December 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
If you guys thought the last military parade was cool, just wait.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Luckily Minnesota has never made any weird gubernatorial decisions before
Mike Lindell, the MyPillow CEO and a prominent 2020 election conspiracist, filed paperwork to run for governor of Minnesota, setting up a long-shot Republican bid against two-term incumbent Gov. Tim Walz (D) in an already crowded race.
MyPillow founder Mike Lindell files paperwork for Minnesota gubernatorial bid
Lindell, the CEO of MyPillow CEO and a 2020 election denier, joins a crowded race in his unlikely Republican bid against two-term incumbent Gov. Tim Walz (D).
www.washingtonpost.com
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It's funny that like a third of the Discover feed is basically A/B testing of how to phrase "release the Epstein files" to get the most reposts
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Buick made a beautiful station wagon a few years ago and no one bought it

(including me, because it was expensive, but boy did I want one)
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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The top-10 carmakers by market cap make up 75% of global passenger car sales.

Tesla makes up less than 2%.

The Tesla bubble will be widely documented in history books.
December 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The hellish icon of our age is Mr. Trump's pumpkin-orange visage, pearly dentures beaming through, while he gives a contextually-inappropriate thumbs-up.

This is one of countless little iterations thereof.
This is new FDA CDER Director with a father who believes his son was killed by COVID vaccine. She is in front of FDA sign and smiling while pointing to his vest which has Pfizer's logo and a bloody handprint on it.
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Holy Roman Empire ass county
December 4, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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prediction: Kamala was right and Shapiro is annoyed that she was right about him

www.foxnews.com/media/shapir...
Josh Shapiro calls Kamala Harris book claims about him 'utter bull----' in fiery interview response
Gov. Josh Shapiro denied Kamala Harris' book allegations about him wanting to be "co-president," calling them "blatant lies," and said she was "trying to sell books."
www.foxnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I think we'd have to go back to Andrew Jackson to find someone who'd gladly say it out loud.
I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
28th Amendment is prohibition but for gambling. It must be done.
Wtf are we doing?

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December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM