There are cases where it is helpful to imagine Jesus Christ himself sitting in his judgment seat, quoting our own words back to us.

Perhaps this is a problematic take, but she has a very specific blonde look that I first encountered when attending a liberal arts college and met wealthy northeasterners for the first time.

It makes a certain Connecticut/Westchester, Ralph Lauren kind of set go crazy.

I ran cross country in high school for four years, and track for six, and I felt good one single time. Questionable ROI, if you set aside it being incredibly healthy

Not coincidentally, Don Jr. and Eric are like the Beavis and Butthead version of Uday and Qusay.

I think we've been falsely led to believe that fascism as a rule will elevate aesthetic and style—Hugo Boss, ruin value, and Italian futurism—and it turns out, no, that is not inherently the case. It's not even necessarily Saddam Hussein's palaces.

It can be Krylon-gold plastic.

Somewhat-rare Pakistan W

Between this and the autopen thing, Trump's really setting himself up for the Akhenaten treatment in 2028, which will be extremely cathartic tbh

"Transgender for everybody" naturally includes Elmer Fudd

[in solidarity]

that's that WE espresso

New logo looks like an electric bike rental service or something

In the past I've thought that generally no one intentionally chooses to be evil, and those who do bad things are generally doing what they *believe* is good, even if it's actually awful.

These people are evil, know it, and enjoy it.

We in the U.S., of course, are on a similar trajectory to be a majority-minority nation in the next fifteen to twenty years, so this is a pretty obvious admission of their domestic aspirations.

Surely they are not all stupid enough not to have guessed that this was basically inevitable!

Or, you know what, nevermind.