Dylan
@dyl057.bsky.social
Methodist theologian of Yinzer liberation
They don't even fit right!
December 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
They don't even fit right!
Jus soli citizenship is an overwhelming hemispheric norm!
December 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Jus soli citizenship is an overwhelming hemispheric norm!
If you guys thought the last military parade was cool, just wait.
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
If you guys thought the last military parade was cool, just wait.
Me patiently waiting for someone to silence their 120dB "hello Moto!" ringtone so I can continue with my sermon
November 30, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Me patiently waiting for someone to silence their 120dB "hello Moto!" ringtone so I can continue with my sermon
I have had to pee one too many times in Croaker, Virginia, which exudes an unspeakably dark energy that I felt long before I (just now) learned it holds this bizarre graveyard of presidential heads
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have had to pee one too many times in Croaker, Virginia, which exudes an unspeakably dark energy that I felt long before I (just now) learned it holds this bizarre graveyard of presidential heads
I laugh but also I do know busfuls of Christian olds who have driven six hours to
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I laugh but also I do know busfuls of Christian olds who have driven six hours to
Expanding any comment thread reveals a goldmine
November 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Expanding any comment thread reveals a goldmine
I would be interested in a unifying theory as to why Snoopy, Charlie Brown, and the Minions lend themselves to being all-purpose meme fodder for boomers
November 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I would be interested in a unifying theory as to why Snoopy, Charlie Brown, and the Minions lend themselves to being all-purpose meme fodder for boomers
Grandma told the family a story tonight about how she tried to teach a young Chicago mobster/coworker named Petey Vegetable how to read when she was just out of high school, and shortly thereafter their mobster boss at the drive-in got his throat slashed.
That's absurd, Grandma! No one's named—
That's absurd, Grandma! No one's named—
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Grandma told the family a story tonight about how she tried to teach a young Chicago mobster/coworker named Petey Vegetable how to read when she was just out of high school, and shortly thereafter their mobster boss at the drive-in got his throat slashed.
That's absurd, Grandma! No one's named—
That's absurd, Grandma! No one's named—
tfw Grandma tells you your semi-estranged grandfather almost went into Methodist ministry
November 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
tfw Grandma tells you your semi-estranged grandfather almost went into Methodist ministry
This remains one of my favorite pieces of Trump lore.
William Faulkner character-ass president
William Faulkner character-ass president
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
This remains one of my favorite pieces of Trump lore.
William Faulkner character-ass president
William Faulkner character-ass president
This feels extremely forced!
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
This feels extremely forced!
This probably hits so good if a particular piece of your frontal lobe has sustained a traumatic injury
November 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
This probably hits so good if a particular piece of your frontal lobe has sustained a traumatic injury
Best email I've gotten in a long time. More of these please.
November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Best email I've gotten in a long time. More of these please.
When you have a fun run 5K for rabies at 3 and a Klanbake at 7
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
When you have a fun run 5K for rabies at 3 and a Klanbake at 7
I sincerely don't think I share a religion with people like this.
November 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I sincerely don't think I share a religion with people like this.
If it makes you feel any better, it's often more agonizing than comforting.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
If it makes you feel any better, it's often more agonizing than comforting.
It would seem!
(though the categories here are too broad to determine how many)
(though the categories here are too broad to determine how many)
November 17, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It would seem!
(though the categories here are too broad to determine how many)
(though the categories here are too broad to determine how many)
DO YOU DESIRE TO FLEE FROM THE WRATH TO COME
November 15, 2025 at 5:22 PM
DO YOU DESIRE TO FLEE FROM THE WRATH TO COME
This guy drives me nuts and it's for reasons besides "his shit is cringe" that I nonetheless have trouble articulating
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This guy drives me nuts and it's for reasons besides "his shit is cringe" that I nonetheless have trouble articulating