Bill
@offstageleft.bsky.social
Union stagehand, dirtbag fly angler, native plant enjoyer.
White toast. Dry.
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
White toast. Dry.
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(not pictured: full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes)
What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?
It's the Pope in 1982.
It's the Pope in 1982.
November 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
(not pictured: full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes)
Still going in NE MPLS
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Still going in NE MPLS
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full endorse
I’ll keep pushing this line of analysis because I’m increasingly convinced the clearest path out of this mess is for Dems to adopt a relentless anti-corruption, anti-inequality, anti-oligarchy, pro-democracy platform. The Dem leadership hasn’t realized it yet, but they’re now a reform party.
November 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
full endorse
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Time to repeal Virginia's right to work law. Should be the first bill.
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Time to repeal Virginia's right to work law. Should be the first bill.
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yes I am a Spanberger-Mamdani democrat and we are the future
the future of the democratic party is a coalition of the wokest people on tumblr and absolutely dead-eyed pursuers of the national interest and the maximization of GDP
funny that the two groups in the political class who have been the least enthusiastic about trump term 2 are like neocon blob guys and economists
November 5, 2025 at 5:47 AM
yes I am a Spanberger-Mamdani democrat and we are the future
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I’m ecstatic Mamdani won. I’m also loving the fact that Spanberger and Sherrill destroyed their Republican opponents
Democrats won big all across the country and THAT is incredibly important to me
I don’t give two shits about factional disagreements, I’m gonna get drunk and lib tf out for a day
Democrats won big all across the country and THAT is incredibly important to me
I don’t give two shits about factional disagreements, I’m gonna get drunk and lib tf out for a day
November 5, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I’m ecstatic Mamdani won. I’m also loving the fact that Spanberger and Sherrill destroyed their Republican opponents
Democrats won big all across the country and THAT is incredibly important to me
I don’t give two shits about factional disagreements, I’m gonna get drunk and lib tf out for a day
Democrats won big all across the country and THAT is incredibly important to me
I don’t give two shits about factional disagreements, I’m gonna get drunk and lib tf out for a day
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ok who did this? ☹️
October 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
ok who did this? ☹️
Drunk online pizza ordering chronicle.
Intent: order one pizza for delivery.
Result: order two pizzas for takeout.
Intent: order one pizza for delivery.
Result: order two pizzas for takeout.
October 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Drunk online pizza ordering chronicle.
Intent: order one pizza for delivery.
Result: order two pizzas for takeout.
Intent: order one pizza for delivery.
Result: order two pizzas for takeout.
This Jomboy breakdown is going to be a three part episode.
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This Jomboy breakdown is going to be a three part episode.
Who said there's not enough sports on this website? My entire feed is all extra innings jokes.
October 11, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Who said there's not enough sports on this website? My entire feed is all extra innings jokes.
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I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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when I walk into a public restroom my number one priority, over even whatever biological need drove me there, is to learn literally nothing about anyone else in there
August 14, 2025 at 4:24 AM
when I walk into a public restroom my number one priority, over even whatever biological need drove me there, is to learn literally nothing about anyone else in there
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
July 27, 2025 at 4:13 AM
What perfect album came out when you were sixteen?
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Unions are a big part of why Minnesota just ranked in the top 5 states for quality of life.
That's why I’ll always stand up for their collective bargaining rights, safe working conditions, apprenticeship programs, fair wages, and affordable health care.
That's why I’ll always stand up for their collective bargaining rights, safe working conditions, apprenticeship programs, fair wages, and affordable health care.
July 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Unions are a big part of why Minnesota just ranked in the top 5 states for quality of life.
That's why I’ll always stand up for their collective bargaining rights, safe working conditions, apprenticeship programs, fair wages, and affordable health care.
That's why I’ll always stand up for their collective bargaining rights, safe working conditions, apprenticeship programs, fair wages, and affordable health care.
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And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
July 22, 2025 at 8:45 PM
And one final thought: Ozzy going out after giving an emotional final performance that raised a ton of money for charity is more spiritually uplifting and did more genuine good than anything any televangelist and religious grifter who railed against him ever did combined.
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there are a lot more nazis that I thought there would be growing up, ngl.
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
July 14, 2025 at 6:12 AM
there are a lot more nazis that I thought there would be growing up, ngl.
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Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
July 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Toxic Masculinity is OUT!
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
Ghost of Christmas Present Masculinity is IN!
- Loud laughs
- Roasted meats and spiced drinks
- Hospitality to strangers
- Living in the moment
- Singing in public
- Body positivity
- Emotional generosity
- Sick robes
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I just want everyone to know that Mamdani did way better on his SATs than I did and my job is basically “professional smart guy on the internet.”
Maybe my expectations are unreasonably high for humans, but I find it very difficult to imagine thinking this, let alone thinking to publish it. The “savor” speaks volumes.
July 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I just want everyone to know that Mamdani did way better on his SATs than I did and my job is basically “professional smart guy on the internet.”
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The flag of the Pritzker Khanate rises over Rome.
May 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The flag of the Pritzker Khanate rises over Rome.
OffStageLeftCON would be stage lighting product demos; Hands-on fly fishing and fly tying lessons; panel discussion with native plant experts; and a lecture by one random geologist. There's also a free happy hour featuring local beer which would do the heavy lifting to get 200 people in the door.
what could your bluesky-con be about that could draw 200 people
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
“darthcon” would have dogs to pet and fried potato dishes to sample
i think that if i organized a “Bouiecon” where people got together and, i don’t know, talked breakfast cereals and the constitution, i could get more than 200 people to show up
April 19, 2025 at 3:03 AM
OffStageLeftCON would be stage lighting product demos; Hands-on fly fishing and fly tying lessons; panel discussion with native plant experts; and a lecture by one random geologist. There's also a free happy hour featuring local beer which would do the heavy lifting to get 200 people in the door.
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And a reminder for all of those continuing to bash Dems.
The Dems impeached him. Twice.
The GOP let him off. Twice.
The Dems impeached him. Twice.
The GOP let him off. Twice.
How much untold pain and disgrace could have been avoided had a handful of GOP Senators had the guts to convict after the second impeachment?
They utterly failed the test of history.
They utterly failed the test of history.
April 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
And a reminder for all of those continuing to bash Dems.
The Dems impeached him. Twice.
The GOP let him off. Twice.
The Dems impeached him. Twice.
The GOP let him off. Twice.
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Last week’s staged disrespect of Zelenskyy was a pretext for Donald Trump’s effort to appease Vladimir Putin.
Abandoning allies, bowing down to dictators, and putting democracy at risk – all to what end?
This isn’t leadership, this is cowardice.
Abandoning allies, bowing down to dictators, and putting democracy at risk – all to what end?
This isn’t leadership, this is cowardice.
Trump orders a ‘pause’ of US military aid for Ukraine
President Donald Trump is seeking to pressure Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy to engage in peace talks with Russia by pausing military aid to Ukraine.
apnews.com
March 4, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Last week’s staged disrespect of Zelenskyy was a pretext for Donald Trump’s effort to appease Vladimir Putin.
Abandoning allies, bowing down to dictators, and putting democracy at risk – all to what end?
This isn’t leadership, this is cowardice.
Abandoning allies, bowing down to dictators, and putting democracy at risk – all to what end?
This isn’t leadership, this is cowardice.
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Never under any circumstances tell a farmer to have fun.
March 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Never under any circumstances tell a farmer to have fun.