chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really)
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
Pinned
chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
· Nov 10
wanna feel old? saquon’s hurdle happened back when you had hope in your heart
stranger things kids about to start the most partylicious groove funk band of ‘91
November 27, 2025 at 1:35 AM
stranger things kids about to start the most partylicious groove funk band of ‘91
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I’m not going to pretend to have a legal opinion, but I definitely have an opinion as a voter and citizen: Fani Willis screwed up a case of national historic importance. She was elected to serve the public and failed catastrophically.
December 19, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I’m not going to pretend to have a legal opinion, but I definitely have an opinion as a voter and citizen: Fani Willis screwed up a case of national historic importance. She was elected to serve the public and failed catastrophically.
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A Christmas Story (1983)
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
A Christmas Story (1983)
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great work, Fani Willis
BREAKING: Judge Scott McAfee grants motion to dismiss Georgia case against Trump, others.
The Fulton County case -- which resulted in guilty pleas by Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, Scott Hall, and Kenneth Chesebro -- is officially done.
The Fulton County case -- which resulted in guilty pleas by Sidney Powell, Jenna Ellis, Scott Hall, and Kenneth Chesebro -- is officially done.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
great work, Fani Willis
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An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
An industrious gal comes to a remote place, only to find herself drawn to the quirky folks she meets and eventually becomes one of them? Darlin', that's a Hallmark movie.
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just a few snail beers
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
just a few snail beers
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can you 'flate me tire
November 8, 2023 at 12:11 AM
can you 'flate me tire
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
IS THAT MY DAUGHTER, CHARLIE BROWN?!
It’s the Medical Examiner, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
IS THAT MY DAUGHTER, CHARLIE BROWN?!
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My husband and I now spend our week looking forward to 12 minutes of TV.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
My husband and I now spend our week looking forward to 12 minutes of TV.
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tweets i am sad about removing from the internet part 1 of who knows
this one made everyone so mad lmao
this one made everyone so mad lmao
September 27, 2023 at 3:48 PM
tweets i am sad about removing from the internet part 1 of who knows
this one made everyone so mad lmao
this one made everyone so mad lmao
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“Fire Kevin Patullo.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“Fire Kevin Patullo.”
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We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
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This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
This is my favorite football team. They are the reigning champion of the NFL, the current one-seed in the NFC, they’ve beaten the Lions, Rams, Bucs, Packers, and Chiefs. Oh also I hate them and they make me want to die.
KEVIN PATULLO: [pinching bridge of nose] WHY do I ALWAYS FORGET?! It’s TWO halves of football, dummy!
November 23, 2025 at 11:51 PM
KEVIN PATULLO: [pinching bridge of nose] WHY do I ALWAYS FORGET?! It’s TWO halves of football, dummy!
haunted👏doll👏tom👏brady👏get👏off👏my👏tv
November 23, 2025 at 10:25 PM
haunted👏doll👏tom👏brady👏get👏off👏my👏tv
don’t know about you guys but i really enjoy when the cowboys choke on turds
November 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
don’t know about you guys but i really enjoy when the cowboys choke on turds
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Mamdani, increasingly exasperated, takes his fourth 1am phone call from Trump this week. He asks who the main guy from Night Moves was and then they briefly discuss fondue. Trump recommends manhattan steakhouse that closed in 1998 and says goodnight.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Mamdani, increasingly exasperated, takes his fourth 1am phone call from Trump this week. He asks who the main guy from Night Moves was and then they briefly discuss fondue. Trump recommends manhattan steakhouse that closed in 1998 and says goodnight.
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livvy nuzzi lizza hoh hoh hohhh
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
livvy nuzzi lizza hoh hoh hohhh
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RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone
November 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
RFK Jr taking out a quill after throwing "massive nut" into Rhymezone
somehow no longer the grossest thing about a kennedy on this date
November 22, 2025 at 3:08 PM
somehow no longer the grossest thing about a kennedy on this date
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest"
November 22, 2025 at 3:03 PM
"Yr open mouth awaiting my harvest"
that shit’s diabolical
November 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
that shit’s diabolical
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atomic scientists moving the “a real guy gets Christmas Caroled” clock two minutes closer to midnight
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
atomic scientists moving the “a real guy gets Christmas Caroled” clock two minutes closer to midnight