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chris arrison

chris arrison

@murderwizard.bsky.social

700 followers 370 following 1.7K posts

writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really) philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees

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chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · Nov 10

wanna feel old? saquon’s hurdle happened back when you had hope in your heart

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 5h

we *love* a dude like that. May he heal so we can beat ‘em healthy

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Rob Hanna @robhanna.bsky.social · 8h

🎵But I swear it was in self defense🎵

🪦 Xpibbfan69X 🧟‍♂️ @bizkitpilled.bsky.social · 8h

jerry jones sayinh he clogged the toilet

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · Sep 11

A recycling box marked "bottles" but it has a thin, wide opening.

The distressed woman from the "block goes in the round hole" meme video.

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 9h

strictly for my halloween ii & iii homies, all five of you

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 10h

yes and but also: great writing

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 10h

“i will be come Florida’s problem” doesn't seem like a winning closing message idk

TKarney @pecunium.bsky.social · 1d

More incentive

EX NEW YORK POST

Andrew Cuomo says he 'will move to Florida' if Zohran Mamdani becomes NYC mayor

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 10h

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feline foodie @felinefoodie.bsky.social · 12h

The Giants haven’t won a game since this guy faceplanted THREE times while being a bigoted asshole.

Giants fan with a bloodied face after he face planted.

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 11h

bo must’ve seen this

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Ed Boooooo-mila @edburmila.bsky.social · 12h

Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 12h

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heck's maniac @bug-deal.bsky.social · Aug 11

*freak on a leash intro* sittin on the dock of the bay

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 12h

there it is

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👻Spooky Sean🎃 @huckelcommasean.bsky.social · 12h

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 12h

and you’re my fact-checkin’ cuz

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 12h

Brian Daboll innovating in the rage space by angrily DONNING his headset

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 12h

thank you

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 12h

brady, you are not allowed to comment on whether that’s a fumble, bitch

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 12h

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 12h

tech question: if i shoot the tv will that silence tom brady

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 13h

tom brady casually dropping that he "threw 50 TDs one season" like it’s a football in the super bowl

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🎃Nosferascoob🎃 @scoobydouchebag.bsky.social · 18h

You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 13h

better see "eagles fans on their feet cheering injured cam skatteboo" introduced into evidence when we’re again proclaimed "worst fans in the league.” we know ball and respect that kid. hope he’s ok.

chris arrison @murderwizard.bsky.social · 14h

here we fucking go again

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 14h

BUMP