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chris arrison
@murderwizard.bsky.social
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writer/musician: adult swim, homestar runner, aflac duck (no, really) philly guy. horror buff. go birds. go jason voorhees
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wanna feel old? saquon’s hurdle happened back when you had hope in your heart
we *love* a dude like that. May he heal so we can beat ‘em healthy
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strictly for my halloween ii & iii homies, all five of you
yes and but also: great writing
“i will be come Florida’s problem” doesn't seem like a winning closing message idk
More incentive
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The Giants haven’t won a game since this guy faceplanted THREE times while being a bigoted asshole.
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Kudos to the guy in my fantasy football league who chose the team name explicitly to set up this joke
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*freak on a leash intro* sittin on the dock of the bay
and you’re my fact-checkin’ cuz
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Brian Daboll innovating in the rage space by angrily DONNING his headset
brady, you are not allowed to comment on whether that’s a fumble, bitch
tech question: if i shoot the tv will that silence tom brady
tom brady casually dropping that he "threw 50 TDs one season" like it’s a football in the super bowl
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You Are Witnessing A Great Becoming, Charlie Brown
better see "eagles fans on their feet cheering injured cam skatteboo" introduced into evidence when we’re again proclaimed "worst fans in the league.” we know ball and respect that kid. hope he’s ok.