Quinn Sutherland
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Quinn Sutherland
@reelquinn.bsky.social
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They’re all buying blank greeting cards and bleach
The body language experts on YouTube are obsessed with teaching us how to identify psychopaths So far I’ve counted 9 in this CVS aisle.
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Louvre Heist was my first husband
I read an article about Mick Hucknall having "well-publicized feuds with Steve Coogan and the Gallagher brothers" and guess which Gallagher brothers came to mind first
FOR SALE: One Duke of York title. Poor condition
“This Netflix series is just awful."

“And there are only four episodes."
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I'll be sure and get you some All Dressed chips as well.
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This corporate decision is--and I want to be subtle and even-handed in my phrasing so as not to lose any of the important nuances--stupid.
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
I think you can order it on Amazon! Stock up on Coffee Crisps too.
DR. PHULL McGRAGA
Dr. Phil went full MAGA and tried to reinvent himself as a MAGA media mogul and culture warrior. Now his world is unraveling, his media company is laying off thousands and had to file for bankruptcy, and he's being sued for fraud. The whole plan is collapsing.

www.rawstory.com/dr-phil-trump/
Dr Phil faces 'total collapse' after MAGA alignment backfires massively: report
Dr. Phil McGraw's attempt to transition from daytime television personality to a politically aligned media mogul during Donald Trump's second presidential term has been marked by spectacular failure a...
www.rawstory.com
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Mr. Hagen? We'd like to speak with you about our friend Khartoum.
One of the British dressage team posted this pic from his yard and it's the most intimidating photo I've ever seen.
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Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.
One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.
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You know when friends in a relationship split up and both host get togethers on the same day, and you go to one and see some friends who sided with that person, then a small group of you shuttle to the other’s and see those friends, and it’s more work and less enjoyment? Anyway I’m also on Mastodon.
No thank you, windows that unfold to become tiny balconies
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If you obey the administration’s demands to use its NewSpeak vocabulary, why would I ever trust you to describe its actions objectively?
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Behold, a token remnant from an old, antiquated British institution. Often ridiculed for it's apparent lack of ability to relate to modern life and often accused of corruption.

... and here he is holding a judge's wig.
It’s Puppy Monday! This is Strudel. I’m with him for a week until he joins his forever family.
I’m still on the floor
One of my favorite things is getting on the floor to play with babies or puppies then after they’ve left the room it takes me an hour to realize I'm still on the floor
One of my favorite things is getting on the floor to play with babies or puppies then after they’ve left the room it takes me an hour to realize I'm still on the floor
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Correcting strangers’ grammar uninvited is an act of hostility, so either jubilantly own that or don’t do it.
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Just spent five and a half hours at the NYFF watching Rebecca Miller's Mr. Scorsese, a brilliant, definitive, revelatory portrait of the filmmaker that earned a roaring and well-deserved standing ovation. I truly didn't want it to end.* On Apple 10/17.

*Full disclosure: I am in it for 12 seconds.
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30. ‘A Room with a View’ (Ivory, 1985)

“‘A Shropshire Lad’. Never heard of it. ‘The Way of All Flesh’. Never heard of it.”
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“How do you do? Come in.”
“Come and have a bathe!”
“I’d like that.”
“That’s the best conversational opening I’ve ever heard! ‘How do you do? Come and have a bathe.’”
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34. ‘Portrait of Jennie’ (Dieterle, 1948)

“There isn’t a drop of love in any of these.”
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“Don’t be soft, Matthews. I’m an old maid, and nobody knows more about love than an old maid.”
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“It’s wonderful what a little compliment can do.”
“My first in 20 years, Mr. Matthews.”