dan
@lokrobster.bsky.social
If you see me posting on here, please yell at me to stop
I have a podcast about old TV that's pretty good: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/breaking-mayberry/id1381270335
I have a podcast about old TV that's pretty good: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/breaking-mayberry/id1381270335
Did skydiving and bungy jumping this year and felt basically no fear. Not a brag, I think something really bad has happened to my brain.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Did skydiving and bungy jumping this year and felt basically no fear. Not a brag, I think something really bad has happened to my brain.
Mamdani, increasingly exasperated, takes his fourth 1am phone call from Trump this week. He asks who the main guy from Night Moves was and then they briefly discuss fondue. Trump recommends manhattan steakhouse that closed in 1998 and says goodnight.
November 22, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Mamdani, increasingly exasperated, takes his fourth 1am phone call from Trump this week. He asks who the main guy from Night Moves was and then they briefly discuss fondue. Trump recommends manhattan steakhouse that closed in 1998 and says goodnight.
I've been out of the country for two weeks and answering "what the hell is going on over there" questions has gotten harder every single day
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I've been out of the country for two weeks and answering "what the hell is going on over there" questions has gotten harder every single day
here was a Mad TV sketch about counting down the seconds till the Olsen Twins turn 18. A bunch of dudes swarm them at the end.
I feel like maybe it’s a function of everyone online being born in 2002 but I don’t think most people realize how openly and explicitly pedophilic american culture was until like… maybe 10 years ago
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
here was a Mad TV sketch about counting down the seconds till the Olsen Twins turn 18. A bunch of dudes swarm them at the end.
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
(To the tune of American Tail) there are nooooo nerds in Aus-trail-ia
November 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
(To the tune of American Tail) there are nooooo nerds in Aus-trail-ia
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Hey whats up with the reporter who wrote that first Epstein article? Is she good? Still alive, right?
November 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Hey whats up with the reporter who wrote that first Epstein article? Is she good? Still alive, right?
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John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
November 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
John Fetterman’s memoir comes out on Tuesday, so if the phone calls don’t work you can always tell him how you feel while he’s on book tour.
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Sorry i'm also bailing, thats a divine smite if i've ever seen one. God is opening fire on that room
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
November 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Sorry i'm also bailing, thats a divine smite if i've ever seen one. God is opening fire on that room
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After ICE agents raided a Chicago daycare Wednesday morning and arrested a teacher that has citizenship documents, Alderperson Andre Vasquez, 40th Ward Chicago says the city doesn't have time to wait for elections to fix the Trump administration's chaos and calls for Chicagoans to act now.
November 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
After ICE agents raided a Chicago daycare Wednesday morning and arrested a teacher that has citizenship documents, Alderperson Andre Vasquez, 40th Ward Chicago says the city doesn't have time to wait for elections to fix the Trump administration's chaos and calls for Chicagoans to act now.
I'm not from New York, but aren't half their problems "we have too many rich jerks doing blank"? Seems like an exodus would be a net positive
anyone dumb enough to think they need to flee new york to escape the coming zohran pogroms is honestly doing us a favor by following through
November 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I'm not from New York, but aren't half their problems "we have too many rich jerks doing blank"? Seems like an exodus would be a net positive
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
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A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
November 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
A third plane has struck Dick Cheney
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Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed
October 20, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed
30 Rock is the most important political text of our lifetime
to this i would add a good amount of self-loathing stemming from a belief that liberal political views are somehow “inauthentic” or an affectation of “elites”
I agree with whoever said a rather under-appreciated dynamic is the extent to which Professional Politics Opinion Havers flat out just find the left interpersonally irritating in a way they do not find the right so, and I think a lot of the talk of a vibe shift was wish-casting their irritants away.
October 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
30 Rock is the most important political text of our lifetime
I don’t see any way this doesn’t sweep the Oscars, except maybe Sinners Or Eddington. Either way these people are going to flip shit.
if you need a reason to go see this film:
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I don’t see any way this doesn’t sweep the Oscars, except maybe Sinners Or Eddington. Either way these people are going to flip shit.
A woman next to me talked through One Battle After Another and when the nurse said “he’s diabetic he needs insulin” she triumphantly pointed at the screen and yelled “that’s RIGHT”
September 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
A woman next to me talked through One Battle After Another and when the nurse said “he’s diabetic he needs insulin” she triumphantly pointed at the screen and yelled “that’s RIGHT”
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I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Henry Limpet, such an interesting story, some would say incredible, and I would consider declassifying and releasing everything about Mr. Limpet, in particular, his ability to turn into a fish to help America win WW2
September 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I have been asked by many people about the life and times of Henry Limpet, such an interesting story, some would say incredible, and I would consider declassifying and releasing everything about Mr. Limpet, in particular, his ability to turn into a fish to help America win WW2
the fact that he kicked this whole thing off is so funny. He got really high, announced that Trump was on the list, sobered up, and remembered that he’s also on it.
From the newly released Epstein docs submitted to congress
"Elon musk to island Dec. 6"
"Elon musk to island Dec. 6"
September 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
the fact that he kicked this whole thing off is so funny. He got really high, announced that Trump was on the list, sobered up, and remembered that he’s also on it.
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I don't need polling to tell me Trump is unpopular now, I've been on the boardwalk in Ocean City Maryland for two days and only saw one shop selling tacky bootleg Trump T-shirts, dude's core audience is GONE.
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I don't need polling to tell me Trump is unpopular now, I've been on the boardwalk in Ocean City Maryland for two days and only saw one shop selling tacky bootleg Trump T-shirts, dude's core audience is GONE.
Maybe it’s cause I just watched Network, but the institutions that have been consistently ushering us to this point since the goddamn 70’s were never going to survive fascism
September 18, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Maybe it’s cause I just watched Network, but the institutions that have been consistently ushering us to this point since the goddamn 70’s were never going to survive fascism
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horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles