Lou Reed Blankenship
@lolphillies.bsky.social
Formerly Pat Burrell Ives - still not in heaven. Barry’s Ethereal Bisexual.
::Trump in his “90 minutes into a rambling rally speech” voice, leaning on the lectern, shiny sweaty face:: “FUNKY WINKERBEAN!!”
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I hate Elmo so much, do not like that little red bitch
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I hate Elmo so much, do not like that little red bitch
A Rockette just smiling and kicking Fredbird the St. Louis Cardinals mascot in the nuts over and over
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A Rockette just smiling and kicking Fredbird the St. Louis Cardinals mascot in the nuts over and over
I had a dream the other night that I was at a Springsteen show & he was doing requests only & I got him to do the entire Human Touch album & everyone got very mad at me
November 27, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I had a dream the other night that I was at a Springsteen show & he was doing requests only & I got him to do the entire Human Touch album & everyone got very mad at me
I ain’t paying for that shit
November 26, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I ain’t paying for that shit
Colonel Harland Sanders has recited the Shahada
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Colonel Harland Sanders has recited the Shahada
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I call him Grok Purdy because he’s a highly expensive Silicon Valley investment that’s always wrong.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I call him Grok Purdy because he’s a highly expensive Silicon Valley investment that’s always wrong.
BDN 4 OC
Prior to Sunday’s game, Nick Foles discussed on his podcast what he sees as the biggest issues with the Eagles’ “superpowered” offense, which hasn’t been able to get into a good rhythm this year.
November 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
BDN 4 OC
I keep getting emails/texts from the anesthesiologist from my colonoscopy asking for a review, what do they want me to say? “I was asleep Five Stars”
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I keep getting emails/texts from the anesthesiologist from my colonoscopy asking for a review, what do they want me to say? “I was asleep Five Stars”
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Kellyanne Stitts
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November 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Kellyanne Stitts
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Me, someone who knew, watching everyone learn what felching is
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Me, someone who knew, watching everyone learn what felching is
“Fire Kevin Patullo.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
“Fire Kevin Patullo.”
Worst regular season loss since…?
November 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Worst regular season loss since…?
Fangio this is your time
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Fangio this is your time
Saquon you dildo
November 24, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Saquon you dildo
I’ll see you all in the garage
November 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’ll see you all in the garage
Me when she takes her top off and I see them for the first time
November 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me when she takes her top off and I see them for the first time
REMINDER! Make sure your turkey goes into the freezer before you go to bed tonight to make sure it’s frozen all the way through before it goes in the oven on Thursday! #thanksgiving #hints
November 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
REMINDER! Make sure your turkey goes into the freezer before you go to bed tonight to make sure it’s frozen all the way through before it goes in the oven on Thursday! #thanksgiving #hints
Really looking forward to seeing what kind of 3 and out bullshit the Eagles will answer with here
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Really looking forward to seeing what kind of 3 and out bullshit the Eagles will answer with here