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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship

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Formerly Pat Burrell Ives - still not in heaven. Barry’s Ethereal Bisexual.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 4h

David Bowie removed himself from consideration with this 2003 atrocity

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eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs.bsky.social · 5h

is there sex after 30 ❔

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 4h

More like Trader Hoes

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 4h

And the side… is retired

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 5h

So the Lions really have no excuses this year

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 12h

13-11 is the most Jets-ass losing score imaginable

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 13h

No “Durantula” intro next year. Sick of it

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14h

I always hate when it’s couched in faux-sympathy, like, “I’m so sorry this happened to you, it’s a shame that you’re catching strays intended for Z***ists.”

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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 15h

40 years ago today.

The opening panel of Watchmen, with an entry from Rorschach's journal dated October 12, 1985. "Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face."

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

::sigh::

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

Peter Slammins

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

Uhhh you forget Cornelius Randolph?

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

It isn’t his fault but there are probably a bunch of drafts where Mickey Moniak wouldn’t have gone in the top 20. And that was the year they had the No. 1 pick

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

Call me Squishmael

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

I had and wore this shirt! In 1991

morning sensibilia 🔆 @loveshy.icu · 1d

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

He had a run of really good games down the stretch and even pitched pretty well in the LDS. He induced a weak comebacker on the fateful play, too!

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

You can build a really good team in free agency (2022-2025) but you suddenly find yourself getting really old really fast if you can’t backfill with really good young talent. Bohm/Stott just haven’t been good enough

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

The fact is the Phillies just need to get better at drafting and player development (evergreen post) especially on the position player side. JP Crawford is the best position player out of the system in the last 15 years.

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

I could never bring myself to be mad at the Blue Jays

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

I know Yankees fans who are still mad at them for *1995*

BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

One Brewers win away from the second year in a row where the Phillies are the only one of the four Bye teams to crap out in the LDS

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

Gimme a Brewers/Mariners series, the Seattle Cup, first title for either one of

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

All four Division Series have been ridiculously euphoric and traumatic, aren’t at least a couple of them pretty dull every year?

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BOOOOOO! Reed Blankenship @lolphillies.bsky.social · 1d

Class of 1977 ALCS

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